How to Fend Off the Up Comming Zombie Attack

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Introduction: How to Fend Off the Up Comming Zombie Attack

theirs no stopping the upcomming apocalypse that is known a u-day a.k.a undead day. now you can board up your house an wait till its over, or you can get up and kill those zombies, so are you gonna hide or grab a 10 gauge and blast some skulls, its your choice?

Step 1: Day Uno A.k.a Day One

it all starts here a news flash shows up on your favorite tv show it yells "A dangerous virus has been unleashed to the world it causes dead bodies to come to life." Now you think it will be okay the army will come and save us ,but then you listen closer they say your city will be enclosed with electric fences ,now you panic and now the game begins.

Step 2: Day 2 the Zombies Arrive, Defend Youre House!!!!!

now is when the panic begins the zombies have arived the powers out and the sky gets a musty look fortify youre house so they cant get you theres no time to put up fence you have to board up the windows lock all the doors now if you have an attic go up to it and saw a squre out of the roof buid a hatch on it now take four big sheets of ply wood screww them together and cut a slot big enough for a rifel to come out of now screw a block of wood on the top. now you have a sniper post this is were you shoot the zombies that are hard to get from.

Step 3: Day Three You Cant Go It Alone.

Now that you have a fortified youre house its time to get youre crew make sure youre group is strong brave and ready to listen to you.Heres some kinds of people you should bring along:

- a priest he can protect you by taking out the spirits within the bodies.

- a construction worker can help you build and fortify your house even more.

- doctors or scientists can help heal you and fix your cuts and bruises and even find a cure to zombie disease.

- that homless guy who just sits in your alley and asks for change, he may not seem like much but he can help you live with nothing.

- a marine this guy can help you make wepons with almost any thing i highly recomend bringing a marine along.

- an electrition these guys can make you electric wepons and get eletricty back.

- a former gang member this guy can help you with the art of killing.

Step 4: Day 4 You Need Wepons....now!!!!!

there are two options one build your own weapons or two take em from sporting good stores. now use grenades for big groups of those zombies. when its a smaller group you need knives or shot guns shot guns are powerful and they contain many bullets this is good if you're trembling and can't aim right and knives are good for going deep into those zombies brains. so launch you grenades and shoot you're guns cause its gonna have you're life on the line. and one more thing a fire grenade can be made with vodka and a bed sheet fuse.

Step 5: A Week After the Apocolypse Starts:food Gets Scarce Part One.

okay now theres a food shortage youre crew is begging to get fussy they beg you for food but you cant get outside you need a car so take your old one get a bout a ton of iron and weld it to the car now you got armour but you need a window cover that easy just weld some bars to the glass. and for a wepon weld swords or to the front of the car now you got a killer machine car go out and get food.

Step 6: Food Gets Scarce Part Two.

youre cars souped up get out there and kill the zombies on you way to the grocery store quick you dont have much time grab the best foods and gear:

- canned veggies they are great for storing .

- a gas powered stove and refills.

- soups and dried fruits.

- presrved foods. ( like beef jerky)

- and carcoal.

- sewing kits are very good but its un sanitary when you use them to sew up wounds but you gotta do what you gotta do.

- oh yeah and pills from the pharmacy for healing.

Step 7: A Year After the Apocolypse: the First Leap Out.

its been a good year scince the virus was unleashed you have managed to live off you stuff and make a fortified house now its time to take it to the next level, go out side pick up youre crew take youre grenades and get youre shot guns and get a rifel, hop into the car and drive through the city mostlikely the city will be run down and swarmed with the undead dont bother killing them theyll just be tiny specs in youre rear view mirror. now when you make it to the fence find somthing you can make a ladder out of, and tell youre group to keep gaurd now set a timmer with wires the electric fence so you and youre crew can escape but now undead can escape.

Step 8: Its Over.

this is it you save some people and you were brave you have survived the zombie invasion well this concludes my instructable.

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    You really need to learn to spell. It will be a crucial skill for surviving the zombie apocalypse.

    Totally agree. Hobo joe has the power to kill zombies with emptie booze bottle

    THose knives will get stuck in the skull and you need real food not chips and soda

    Judging by how professional that car looks I'm gonna go ahead and say that it probably doesn't need bars on the windows because they are plexiglass, bullet proof and used on S.W.A.T. Vehicles (Which also have no bars on the windows btw)

    you dont want 2 use fire or fire grenades on zombies that just makes them walking bonfires to burn other stuff and also puts virus in2 air. then ur dead

    Zombie survival haha as if i need it i can KILL 70% of people with my bare hands

    Hope this works! (BOOM)

    This looks like the bat mobile! (a good thing)

    Obviously the weather doesn't change, just the next time you see the sun after a zombie attack, you would be reminded of zombies!

    go to your local hardware store, grab everything iron & wood, make a fortress out of it ( maybe climb up the shelves by using a forklift), grab the stuff to make a potatogun ( as much as u can).
    The second thing you will do is instead of u fire potato's , u fire isolationtape-balls with nails stuck to em, TALKIN BOUT NAILS, Nailgun!!...
    They also have a nice selection of chainsaws and drills for is they get too close.
    The saws on-a-stick used for cutting branches high up in the trees can also do good damage?
    Throw heavy stuff like cement down from your shelve if you are up @ one, cus theres PLENTY of cement in my local hardware store.
    ofcourse remove the forklift when everybody is up in the shelves, and u might also want to have some cementbags on the pipes tht make ur shelve go up-hi-in-the-sky so the zombies cant flip it over easily.
    Make sure people get to know what the problem is and where you are, by using a radio transmitter?
    U can ALSOOO put steelwool on a electric wire, and make sure the wire explodes at some places, so the steelwool ignites and WHOOOSH>..
    and so i can go on for hours since i did NOT at ALL tel u the 10000000 br00tal ways to kill zombies yet....
    xD
    i got a wild imagination right lol?