Introduction: How to Fend Off the Up Comming Zombie Attack

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theirs no stopping the upcomming apocalypse that is known a u-day a.k.a undead day. now you can board up your house an wait till its over, or you can get up and kill those zombies, so are you gonna hide or grab a 10 gauge and blast some skulls, its your choice?

Step 1: Day Uno A.k.a Day One

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it all starts here a news flash shows up on your favorite tv show it yells "A dangerous virus has been unleashed to the world it causes dead bodies to come to life." Now you think it will be okay the army will come and save us ,but then you listen closer they say your city will be enclosed with electric fences ,now you panic and now the game begins.

Step 2: Day 2 the Zombies Arrive, Defend Youre House!!!!!

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now is when the panic begins the zombies have arived the powers out and the sky gets a musty look fortify youre house so they cant get you theres no time to put up fence you have to board up the windows lock all the doors now if you have an attic go up to it and saw a squre out of the roof buid a hatch on it now take four big sheets of ply wood screww them together and cut a slot big enough for a rifel to come out of now screw a block of wood on the top. now you have a sniper post this is were you shoot the zombies that are hard to get from.

Step 3: Day Three You Cant Go It Alone.

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Now that you have a fortified youre house its time to get youre crew make sure youre group is strong brave and ready to listen to you.Heres some kinds of people you should bring along:

- a priest he can protect you by taking out the spirits within the bodies.

- a construction worker can help you build and fortify your house even more.

- doctors or scientists can help heal you and fix your cuts and bruises and even find a cure to zombie disease.

- that homless guy who just sits in your alley and asks for change, he may not seem like much but he can help you live with nothing.

- a marine this guy can help you make wepons with almost any thing i highly recomend bringing a marine along.

- an electrition these guys can make you electric wepons and get eletricty back.

- a former gang member this guy can help you with the art of killing.

Step 4: Day 4 You Need Wepons....now!!!!!

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there are two options one build your own weapons or two take em from sporting good stores. now use grenades for big groups of those zombies. when its a smaller group you need knives or shot guns shot guns are powerful and they contain many bullets this is good if you're trembling and can't aim right and knives are good for going deep into those zombies brains. so launch you grenades and shoot you're guns cause its gonna have you're life on the line. and one more thing a fire grenade can be made with vodka and a bed sheet fuse.

Step 5: A Week After the Apocolypse Starts:food Gets Scarce Part One.

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okay now theres a food shortage youre crew is begging to get fussy they beg you for food but you cant get outside you need a car so take your old one get a bout a ton of iron and weld it to the car now you got armour but you need a window cover that easy just weld some bars to the glass. and for a wepon weld swords or to the front of the car now you got a killer machine car go out and get food.

Step 6: Food Gets Scarce Part Two.

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youre cars souped up get out there and kill the zombies on you way to the grocery store quick you dont have much time grab the best foods and gear:

- canned veggies they are great for storing .

- a gas powered stove and refills.

- soups and dried fruits.

- presrved foods. ( like beef jerky)

- and carcoal.

- sewing kits are very good but its un sanitary when you use them to sew up wounds but you gotta do what you gotta do.

- oh yeah and pills from the pharmacy for healing.

Step 7: A Year After the Apocolypse: the First Leap Out.

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its been a good year scince the virus was unleashed you have managed to live off you stuff and make a fortified house now its time to take it to the next level, go out side pick up youre crew take youre grenades and get youre shot guns and get a rifel, hop into the car and drive through the city mostlikely the city will be run down and swarmed with the undead dont bother killing them theyll just be tiny specs in youre rear view mirror. now when you make it to the fence find somthing you can make a ladder out of, and tell youre group to keep gaurd now set a timmer with wires the electric fence so you and youre crew can escape but now undead can escape.

Step 8: Its Over.

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this is it you save some people and you were brave you have survived the zombie invasion well this concludes my instructable.

Comments

glen.ryerson.1 (author)2014-09-30

You really need to learn to spell. It will be a crucial skill for surviving the zombie apocalypse.

Subdood (author)2014-05-03

Totally agree. Hobo joe has the power to kill zombies with emptie booze bottle

Skarin_Blackraven (author)2013-12-26

THose knives will get stuck in the skull and you need real food not chips and soda

ripvanwidow (author)2013-01-24

Judging by how professional that car looks I'm gonna go ahead and say that it probably doesn't need bars on the windows because they are plexiglass, bullet proof and used on S.W.A.T. Vehicles (Which also have no bars on the windows btw)

Plo Koon (author)2012-11-08

you dont want 2 use fire or fire grenades on zombies that just makes them walking bonfires to burn other stuff and also puts virus in2 air. then ur dead

Dusk Shadows (author)2012-06-08

Zombie survival haha as if i need it i can KILL 70% of people with my bare hands

16kuokhc1 (author)2011-12-23

Hope this works! (BOOM)

16kuokhc1 (author)2011-12-23

This looks like the bat mobile! (a good thing)

16kuokhc1 (author)2011-12-23

Obviously the weather doesn't change, just the next time you see the sun after a zombie attack, you would be reminded of zombies!

gunmaster222 (author)2010-10-13

go to your local hardware store, grab everything iron & wood, make a fortress out of it ( maybe climb up the shelves by using a forklift), grab the stuff to make a potatogun ( as much as u can).
The second thing you will do is instead of u fire potato's , u fire isolationtape-balls with nails stuck to em, TALKIN BOUT NAILS, Nailgun!!...
They also have a nice selection of chainsaws and drills for is they get too close.
The saws on-a-stick used for cutting branches high up in the trees can also do good damage?
Throw heavy stuff like cement down from your shelve if you are up @ one, cus theres PLENTY of cement in my local hardware store.
ofcourse remove the forklift when everybody is up in the shelves, and u might also want to have some cementbags on the pipes tht make ur shelve go up-hi-in-the-sky so the zombies cant flip it over easily.
Make sure people get to know what the problem is and where you are, by using a radio transmitter?
U can ALSOOO put steelwool on a electric wire, and make sure the wire explodes at some places, so the steelwool ignites and WHOOOSH>..
and so i can go on for hours since i did NOT at ALL tel u the 10000000 br00tal ways to kill zombies yet....
xD
i got a wild imagination right lol?

acoleman3 (author)gunmaster2222011-08-28

i found your comment rather amusing and yes you have a wild imagination. i do have to say, for the benefit of everyone else, forget about the chainsaw. its too loud, too heavy, it cuts slow and throws flesh and blood everywhere. *infected* flesh and blood no less. not to mention where are you going to carry fuel? best thing to kill them with hand to hand wise, for example, is a simple 32 oz ballpein hammer. or if you or anyone else has any tool working exp, replace the handle with a mod'ed 2 ft sledge hammer handle. better reach and more power to the swing. not any different then the english war hammer.

with a moderate blow you can crack open a coconut which is about like the human skull. a nail gun wont do much either since it wont do enough damage. why do you think theres so many ppl who survive getting shot with them. forget about machetes either unless its heavy enough to slice off their head cus all its going to do to the skull is get stuck.

main problem with your idea there is creating a fortress among it all. you have no idea how long its going to last so you want to get the hell out before you get stuck in a place where youre gonna starve/die of thirst.

kchau2 (author)2011-08-28

Uhh... If you go out to the country, which in most cases, would result in more Zombies. This is because in all the panic, most people will try to attempt to leave the city and head for the country. And, as we all know, most of them will turn into the walking dead. So if you do go out into the country, I would think you would run into more undead than in the city.

acoleman3 (author)kchau22011-08-28

sorry but try again. every treatise on the zombie apocalypse ive read says one should stay as far away from heavily populated arias as much as possible. otherwise you very may well end up in a deathtrap and no way out. remember wht happened in dawn of the dead? how they got trapped in the shopping mall? yeah....no fkn thank you. its best to be out in the woods for the exact reasons i specified earlier.

at least out there you have more of a choice in escape routs and with the survival manual that you should have, along with your mental preparedness....again which you should have, youre chances of staying fed and having water resources are higher. in the city or even a town? where does food come from? yeah....the market. which has very likely been looted already. go ahead and stay in the urban scene. ill take off to the mountains and leave you to face the flesh hungry hordes.

kenkou chou jumyou kage no akari
(good health long life, kage no akari)

mickydeezers (author)2011-07-01

you would only have to survive a few years the virus would eventually consume the bodiesleaving a bunch of dead bodies lying around

dutchninjapanda (author)2011-02-09

This would be a great vehicle for a zombie apocalypse. However, the windows in TIV 2 are all bullet-resistant 1 5/8-inch interlayered polycarbonate sheets and tempered glass.

Boppo3 (author)2010-12-04

That is, if you have a welder in your garage... along with metal sheets and bars

Boppo3 (author)2010-12-04

no kniives are not going to be your preferred choice because they are short and the zombie WILL be (not surprisingly) able to claw at you even when you have the entire blade sunk deep into the zombie's stomach. I suggest a spear or a sword. But the best weapon you can have, a silenced SMG fitted with extra ammunition with an etended bayonet JUST in case you get surprised. Feel unsafe? get armor. steel ones work best.

Boppo3 (author)2010-12-04

no you don't bring a marine along because he can make weapons. He can't make weapons. That's a gunsmith's job. Bring him along because he knows how to use the weapons and how to securely fortify your house from brain-eating zombies

arb1ter (author)2010-11-23

I just say that cuz just like your at home in the woods, im a country boy youd be surprised with what you could do against zombies with any gun, a pair of binoculars, creek/river/lake for water, and a small farm for food.

An Villain (author)2010-04-26

IT'S A PIPE BOMB YAAAY!

no it is not It's a molotov cocktail ,a pipe bomb needs A PIPE

shikaku (author)Hades di Angelo2010-10-28

clearly not a molotov cocktail either. it's just a homemade fragmentation grenade, which might break when you throw it incidentally it looks like.

man, the people like you who think this is a game are going to be the first to die when it happens, then i have more zombies to deal with...

Hades di Angelo (author)shikaku2010-10-28

thank you

PUT A FLIPPIN' PIPE ON IT THEN!

Shut the *^&*%&^%$%^* up

I didn't know they made swear words that long.

ALogan97 (author)An Villain2010-10-10

neither did i.

An Villain (author)ALogan972010-10-11

Yes.

shikaku (author)2010-10-28

with the needle, just put it over your gas grill, sanitize it. like you would before trying to remove a splinter.

beef jerky, not a preserved food, however delicious it is.

charcoal is unnecessary if you have a gas grill, however, everything tastes so much better cooking on charcoal. however, gas is the way to go, charcoal you can small from too far away to be safely using it.

COME ON DAMNIT! TO STAY ALIVE YOU MUST USE YOUR HEAD!

An Villain (author)2010-07-10

Louis is a constructer? I thought he was a tech support guy.

shikaku (author)An Villain2010-10-28

he is, idk what this kid is talking about.

however, you don't need an electrician. i've known since i was 11 how to wire an entire house. just pick up a book about it, it's not hard stuff

fullmetal1313666 (author)2010-10-07

that bomb is charlie brown

An Villain (author)2010-07-10

Whoo! Bumper Cars!

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Alirocks1 (author)2009-10-21

I dont think thats smart to hold in your house.
Zombies can get easily in it and you are stuck when they arrive.

Its better to keep moving to other places like the forest it scares **** out of evryone but its the best.

BTW: The best time to move i at night now im even more **** scared...
But i dont think there will be something like a apocalypse.

nate121 (author)Alirocks12009-11-23

no its not, move during the day for visability reasons


also have your guns with you when it happens you most likly won't find more guns at stores 
and depending on your house type its not to bad of an idea

 heres a site that takes a logical (mayby overconcerned but) aproach to surviving a zombie attack.
http://www.zombiesurvivalwiki.com/

repear9 (author)nate1212010-07-24

your right, why move at night? besides to absolutely screw yourself...

Elliot says (author)Alirocks12009-10-29

 Dont forget to put a water but on the roof and run a bath to hold water because no doubt the water will stop.

An Villain (author)2010-07-10

Bombs! You want it? It's yours my friend!

naruto the ninja13 (author)2010-06-02

in the picture with the left for dead character (pic for step 3) i woulda made Louis (the African American on the right) a docter or scientist because he looks more like a doctor or scientist then a construction work(i dunno why mabye its his tie and white shirt)

zascecs (author)2010-05-20

Twinkies never expire!...

...except in the movie Zombieland... 

zascecs (author)2010-05-20

Poor homeless man... 

arb1ter (author)2010-05-19

 Get a professional driver for rival roamers so you can escape.

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