tired of losing that darn remote control in the sofa?
tired of arguing with your spouse about who left it where?
i have found a solution!!!!!!
Step 1: Get Jumbo Remote
Step 2: Trace Remote
stick small pieces of Velcro on the bottom
Step 3: Velcro It
(you gotta use Velcro so you can change batteries later)
Step 4: Test It Out
if your dog steals this or you lose it......you have problems.
never have to look through the sofa again for that lost remote control
never argue again with your spouse about who left it where
no more dog beatings
small pool table
blunt weapon for cat burglars