How to Leave School Early

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Introduction: How to Leave School Early

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hello, this is my way to leave school early and safely, i used it sometimes, and 9 of 10 times it works. the most important thing is to pretend that you have an unexplainable pain (headache), something nobody could tell wat the real cause is.
if you really have pain, but not much, over-react on it so it looks worse.

and if nobody's home when you're at school, BRING YOUR KEYS with you, so you don't get standing before a locked door.

now, let's get started!

i am not responsible for any problems you get when trying this.

Step 1: If She Says 'NO!', What You Do Now?

tell her it's okay, and stop playing sick, but slowly, make it look like you get better each hour. if you don't, mom will probably keep you from school next day, BUT she will get you to the doctor, and you'll have to be a very good actor to get out of this. i once got it to be like this, and luckily and suprisingly, my throat was infected, so i got no trouble. this was pure luck, so don't count on this,okay?

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    Hey, this is a great instructable and is very informative. Just one thing is missing... pictures! It really helps a lot when trying to follow directions so you should consider taking some photographs. Once you do that and leave me a message when you have so that we can publish your work. Thanks! Thanks for the cool instructable and we hope to publish this soon!

    Cool but I like school I'm a little nerdy lol

    Or your mom isn't a teacher!!!!

    Before your parent and/or you go to bed, tell them that you're feeling a little better, but probably just need some sleep. Works like a charm.

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    Here's an easier way to do it. Grab you stuff in between classes. leave school. Works perfectly for me. And when you become 18, it actually becomes legal.

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    i know, but i my school they check EVERYTHING about presence...and it isn't the only one in this world...