this is how to make a stink bomb that is so rancid, so awful, so noxious, so horrifying, so nauseating (i had a friend ho smelled it and threw up) if you smell it directly it'll make your nose shrivel up and your face fall off and melt i kid you not.
WARNING: this is a highly powerful stink bomb that can be dangerous if misused. it made one of my friends throw up cause he stuck his nose in the jar and took a fat whiff. if someone falls over and is throwing up than flip them over, that's how Hendrix died. also because he had a white lighter in his possession when he died. if you do something stupid with it then it is not my responsibility to take the blame. and remember that broken glass is sharp (no duh i just don't want to get sued) don't get in trouble, and don't get caught doing something evil.
Step 1: Get the Stuff.
you will need a shot glass to measure the stuff out
an old jar
a little less than a shot of gasoline or anything that vaporizes easily
the juice from a can of tuna and about 2 shot glasses packed with tuna
milk 2 shots
coconut milk 1 shot
stale beer works pretty good
and if you have flies at your house and you sat a lot of them then dead flies are good
jello as a thickener
blood (you can ask the butcher)
you can add bodily waste you want if that's your thing (not to sound immature, i am actually 16 and i have a life, i am just saying it enhances it if you put dog waste in there)
Step 2: Likker' It Up
Step 3: Egg Milk
add your 2 shots of milk
Step 4: Fishy Substances
Step 5: Looks Lovely
Step 6: Shake It All Up
Step 7: Put It on the Roof
Step 8: Sun
let the sun do what it is good at for a couple days or a week. the longer you let it sit the worse it will smell.
Step 9: Set That Sucker Off!
Caution: draino glass grenades are dangerous.