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Picture of how to sneak around: for kids and adults
Hi everyone! ananymous bass playing android here. I'm here today to tell you about how to sneak around. works if your stealing candy, playing nerf, or spying on your parents. if no one likes when you are loud (wich you probably are) be silent... AND GET REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now for the instructable...
 
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Step 1: A golden rule

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Most kids just think spying is simple... tiptoe, hide behind things, be quiet. WRRROOONNNGGG! the golden rule is act as if someone is watching you at every moment. chances are, someone is. but that's unimportant. seriously. I'm a professional spy bot. (are you wearing a pair of pants? ha! I'm rightoroony!)  I bought training books from russia and U.S. to train spies, pulled out the stuff thats not lies full of hatred, and, uh, well... posted it. here it goes.

Step 2: Moving part I: indoors

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see, moving is the tough part. you can get caught easier. however, try these things for help...
- on stairs and wood surfaces, walk on the ends and edges. they won't be as creaky.
- if you hear motion, hide and stop for 30 to 60 seconds. if nothing happens, move on.
- try to be wearing socks and gloves. they won't leave prints, you can slide in them, and they're not loud like shoes.
- wear dork clothing and binoculars. if you can, steal a uniform. binocs will help you scout out guards.
- carry a quiet weapon. a switchblade will do.
- travel in less used passages. 

Step 3: Moving part II: outdoors.

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outdoor sneaking is much more different than indoor. you have to have better timing, better caution, and better vision. but, if you have all three skills, you may just get it.
- stay below the horizon. DO NOT run out in the open unless you are facing death and can dodge bullets extremely well.
- hide every once in a while just in case.
- try to travel at dark. you will be less visible.
- follow any percaution rules of part one.
a.steidl3 months ago

In a crowd, act as if you belong.

bassbot102 (author) 3 years ago
I do not know this person. Do not ask if its me.