Introduction: How to Spray Saliva Straight From the Glands

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this will teach you how to spray your saliva from the glands
it works with practice

Step 1: Preperation

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first thing to do here is completely optional
all you need is some sour tasting food
try skittles or if you are nuts, lemons
this helps to stimulate the salivary glands.

what happens is that when food is put into your mouth,digestion is started. saliva is needed to break down the trace amount of sugar as enzymes in the saliva are needed here.

this is for extra help if you are starting to do this.
experienced people can skip this step as they can use their tongue to stimulate their glands.

Step 2: Get the Saliva Ready

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here there are two ways to continue
first,
if no food is involved, fold your tongue down.
you should feel a vertical flap of skin. (you may use a mirror)
at the bottom of it you will notice what are two globules of flesh.
i know in me, those are my salivary glands.
if you are alien, it may be in your butt...

what you do is press your tongue downward infront of those two balls and wiggle your tongue to stimulate your glands.
practice holding your tongue there for twenty seconds
after ward you can try a minute
if you are alien, pinch your butt
this blocks off the two orifices ,holes , preventing saliva from coming out...

if you used a sweet, shift the sweet to the side of your mouth and press your tongue as stated above. not much stimulation is needed as the human reflex to food in the mouth is to produce saliva. like when you have just woken up, your mouth is dry and you put who knows what into your mouth and you start to salivate.

Step 3: Fire Away

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with your tongue held in position, open your mouth and quickly lift your tongue upwards and press it against the roof of your mouth. the best position is the one where when it comes out, it is not obstructed by teeth nor is it spraying too high at the roof of your mouth.
if you are alien just fart

Comments

EthanHK28 (author)2017-01-06

ᕙ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ

samuelc75 (author)2016-04-19

Thanks i already tought myself how to do this but this helped me make more of a stream than just a few drops

JohnD238 (author)2016-02-02

I think I'm an alien

ThePCMaster (author)2015-03-11

Thanks salivary glands,for having this ability. Useful for shooting idiots

ThePCMaster (author)2015-03-11

This is so easy.

Captain Linebeck (author)2014-12-30

Results: Well, I gleeked once, but couldn't mimic it. So results, I'd say, inconclusive but with out further means for continued testing. (I got to lazy to walk ten steps, open a door, and get lemon juice in a bottle)

Captain Linebeck (author)2014-12-30

Results: Well, I gleeked once, but couldn't mimic it. So results, I'd say, inconclusive but with out further means for continued testing. (I got to lazy to walk ten steps, open a door, and get lemon juice in a bottle)

Captain Linebeck (author)2014-12-30

Results: Well, I gleeked once, but couldn't mimic it. So results, I'd say, inconclusive but with out further means for continued testing. (I got to lazy to walk ten steps, open a door, and get lemon juice in a bottle)

Captain Linebeck (author)2014-12-30

Results: Well, I gleeked once, but couldn't mimic it. So results, I'd say, inconclusive but with out further means for continued testing. (I got to lazy to walk ten steps, open a door, and get lemon juice in a bottle)

Captain Linebeck (author)2014-12-30

Results: Well, I gleeked once, but couldn't mimic it. So results, I'd say, inconclusive but with out further means for continued testing. (I got to lazy to walk ten steps, open a door, and get lemon juice in a bottle)

Captain Linebeck (author)2014-12-30

Got myself a shot glass, some lemon juice, and my trusty iPhone. I shall report results in five.

Captain Linebeck (author)2014-12-30

Got myself a shot glass, some lemon juice, and my trusty iPhone. I shall report results in five.

CaineC (author)2014-10-08

I was trying to learn how to do it and accidentally gleeked all over my screen

mllem (author)2011-12-08

My roomie taught me how to do this during my freshman year at catholic girls school, but she called it "gleeping"-- it was just one of several interesting skills I picked up that year... ironically, the reason my mum shipped me off to boarding school in the first place was, she felt I needed to learn proper manners & to be more 'ladylike'!

hlannon (author)2011-07-14

i envy you all

Pentacle (author)2010-02-17

I can do it without pressing my tongue to the roof of my mouth. ;P

freakyqwerty (author)Pentacle2011-05-07

I can't do at all..

DrWeird117 (author)2010-11-21

I have no idea how I got here, and I won't address the possible reasons. Anyway, I used to do this whenever I yawned. So I had to keep my hand over my mouth whenever I did. :P

GZNG (author)2009-01-28

guys, if you manage to spray the saliva 2 directions like a split, please tell me or post a vid

malildude (author)GZNG2010-09-15

I always did this but didnt know if it was normal so I googled it and came to this page. I can shoot out both glands in opposite directions at the same time :D

SonOfThgurda (author)2009-06-18

is this like ejaculating out of ur mouth?!? 0.o thats what it sounds like.. i dont get how to do this!

GZNG (author)SonOfThgurda2009-06-24

practise . just press your tomgue down and hold then flick it to the top palate and press it up reall hard... it takes awhile to open them up... lotsa water... and its not semen ...

volquete (author)2009-06-09

my friend gleeks all over people at school its nasty

Kaiven (author)2009-05-08

Lol. I taught a person how to do this at my school.

fireblast_1212 (author)2009-01-15

Thanks! This is the first instructable that shows how I can do whatever they are instructing me to do since I am alien.

The Red Button (author)2008-12-14

wtf like idont get this its hard D:

GZNG (author)The Red Button2008-12-16

don't worry this is body physics... just put your tongue on the right place by doing random placements, then feel the pressure buuild then it'll shoot

Gamgee (author)2008-08-23

i cant believe that really works...

o WONDERBREAD o (author)2008-08-22

this is called gleeking...i can gleek up to 5 feet!!! hah its so funn in school lol

jeff-o (author)2008-08-21

I discovered I could do this in grade school. Good to know I'm not alone!

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