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this will teach you how to spray your saliva from the glands
it works with practice

Step 1: preperation

first thing to do here is completely optional
all you need is some sour tasting food
try skittles or if you are nuts, lemons
this helps to stimulate the salivary glands.

what happens is that when food is put into your mouth,digestion is started. saliva is needed to break down the trace amount of sugar as enzymes in the saliva are needed here.

this is for extra help if you are starting to do this.
experienced people can skip this step as they can use their tongue to stimulate their glands.
I think I'm an alien
<p>Thanks salivary glands,for having this ability. Useful for shooting idiots</p>
<p>This is so easy.</p>
Results: Well, I gleeked once, but couldn't mimic it. So results, I'd say, inconclusive but with out further means for continued testing. (I got to lazy to walk ten steps, open a door, and get lemon juice in a bottle)
Results: Well, I gleeked once, but couldn't mimic it. So results, I'd say, inconclusive but with out further means for continued testing. (I got to lazy to walk ten steps, open a door, and get lemon juice in a bottle)
Results: Well, I gleeked once, but couldn't mimic it. So results, I'd say, inconclusive but with out further means for continued testing. (I got to lazy to walk ten steps, open a door, and get lemon juice in a bottle)
Results: Well, I gleeked once, but couldn't mimic it. So results, I'd say, inconclusive but with out further means for continued testing. (I got to lazy to walk ten steps, open a door, and get lemon juice in a bottle)
Results: Well, I gleeked once, but couldn't mimic it. So results, I'd say, inconclusive but with out further means for continued testing. (I got to lazy to walk ten steps, open a door, and get lemon juice in a bottle)
Got myself a shot glass, some lemon juice, and my trusty iPhone. I shall report results in five.
Got myself a shot glass, some lemon juice, and my trusty iPhone. I shall report results in five.
<p>I was trying to learn how to do it and accidentally gleeked all over my screen</p>
My roomie taught me how to do this during my freshman year at catholic girls school, but she called it &quot;gleeping&quot;-- it was just one of several interesting skills I picked up that year... ironically, the reason my mum shipped me off to boarding school in the first place was, she felt I needed to learn proper manners &amp; to be more 'ladylike'!
i envy you all<br>
I can do it without pressing my tongue to the roof of my mouth. ;P<br />
I can't do at all..
I have no idea how I got here, and I won't address the possible reasons. Anyway, I used to do this whenever I yawned. So I had to keep my hand over my mouth whenever I did. :P
guys, if you manage to spray the saliva 2 directions like a split, please tell me or post a vid
I always did this but didnt know if it was normal so I googled it and came to this page. I can shoot out both glands in opposite directions at the same time :D
is this like ejaculating out of ur mouth?!? 0.o thats what it sounds like.. i dont get how to do this!
practise . just press your tomgue down and hold then flick it to the top palate and press it up reall hard... it takes awhile to open them up... lotsa water... and its not semen ...
my friend gleeks all over people at school its nasty
Lol. I taught a person how to do this at my school.
Thanks! This is the first instructable that shows how I can do whatever they are instructing me to do since I am alien.
wtf like idont get this its hard D:
don't worry this is body physics... just put your tongue on the right place by doing random placements, then feel the pressure buuild then it'll shoot
i cant believe that really works...
this is called gleeking...i can gleek up to 5 feet!!! hah its so funn in school lol
I discovered I could do this in grade school. Good to know I'm not alone!

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