This is just for fun. i did this NOT because it will happen, but that you people will have a good laugh at this. I have revised and edited this whole thing so it looks better. please enjoy.
There are 3 kinds of zombies, crawlers, walkers, and runners.
Crawlers: They either had disabled legs before they turned, or their lower half was cut off, blown off, or their legs are gone.
Walkers: They walk around everywhere until they either get killed by a human, or disintegrate into the earth.
Runners: They are almost exactly like walkers, except they run.
Step 1: Know Your Zombie
No one knows what zombies do, but the best examples are "The Walking dead", "28 Days Later", "Dawn of the Dead" and some others that i won't list. There are a lot of things that can be mis-leading. like zombies do not stick their arms out in front of them and say "braaaaaaiiins"
Step 2: Types of Weapons
There are many kinds of weapons you can use. Here, i will just go over the basics.
Machete: A blade with a handle that can chop through undergrowth and branches and stuff, but can still be maneuverable in tight spaces.
9mm: Can work if you hit the zombie in the head. you need to have some good aim to be able to do that with a handgun. Die zombeh!
M1 Garand: Now this is a beast. it ill blow a hole threw almost all parts of the body, mostly because of it being a 30-06. it be fun.
MINI-GUN!: Where will you get, i do not know. But if you happen to have a friend who just so happens to have a mni-gun on top of their SUV. I like him already.
Katana: First thing is first: This is a killing machine. It cuts through bone as if it is ham. Slice!
Step 3: Rashins
now you need to have rations.here are places to get rations to last you until you die.
5:7-Eleven WOOHOO! They have my Takis.
Step 4: Food
Do you like spam and ramen and other really unhealthy but non-perishable foods? Of course you don't! But would you rather starve to death? Of course not! (i might)
Step 5: Your Team
How about your group. Don't be a lone wolf. You will die! instead, find some of your friends and family and other random people who just so happen to try and kill you and/or have rations that you need, and you will be set for life! Of course until God blows up the universe to get rid of the zombies.
Step 6: Shelter
Look at that nice and shiny boat. You like? Of course you do! now, go and steal and drive for your life, until you get to the ocean. With your group and rations and stuff, you will survive until the end of time, or until someone gets seasick and you have to go home. But where is home? (Down the street and up your...) We don't want to know. Your home will be an abandoned hospital. Haha, just joking. Don't go there. You will be slaughtered by either the people who live there, or the zombies who live there. Go to the country-side and live in a house. It be fun. NOW GO!
Step 7: Now Your Done
I hope you liked that little thing i made. It took about 15-20 min. to make it. Hope it helped and/or entertained you. Good night, and big guns. (Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba)