how to survive a zombie invasian

 by nfk11
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This is just for fun. i did this NOT because it will happen, but that you people will have a good laugh at this. I have revised and edited this whole thing so it looks better. please enjoy.

There are 3 kinds of zombies, crawlers, walkers, and runners.

Crawlers: They either had disabled legs before they turned, or their lower half was cut off, blown off, or their legs are gone.
Walkers: They walk around everywhere until they either get killed by a human, or disintegrate into the earth.
Runners: They are almost exactly like walkers, except they run.

 
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Step 1: Know your zombie

No one knows what zombies do, but the best examples are "The Walking dead", "28 Days Later", "Dawn of the Dead" and some others that i won't list. There are a lot of things that can be mis-leading. like zombies do not stick their arms out in front of them and say "braaaaaaiiins"
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geodez says: Mar 4, 2011. 9:15 PM
Let me "shoot some holes" in your weapon choices, (no pun intended.)

1.) M16
Useful, against humans. Hydrostatic shock counts for naught against those who do not bleed.

2.) M4
Carbine M16 with different firing types. Otherwise the same.

3.) P90
Albeit fun, you would do little to no damage as the P90 chambers a round equivalent to a smaller M16 cartridge.

4.) AK-47
This would work as a "disable gun" with lucky shots to the knees and spine immobilizing some, though it would count for little against the masses.

5.) AK-107
Similar to AK-47 though it shoots faster, less recoil is felt, and it is more accurate.

6.) AKS-47U
See: AK-47.

7.) M1 Garand
Finally a good choice, the 30-06 rounds fragment anything from ranges far exceeding that of any weapon suggested so far, the rounds also provide an excellent "stumble" effect with with heavy-grain loads.

8.) Ruger
Ruger what? Ruger is a company not an individual weapon.

9.) Shotgun
While an acceptable choice, a shotgun lacks range (excepting slugs) and would be a little too "up close and personal" for most people.

10.) Grenade Launcher
Where would you get one first of all? How would you carry enough ammuntion, and also it is very unsafe in close quarters.

11.) Rocket Launcher
See: Grenade Launcher.

12.) STG-44
See: AK-47.

A description of why you think these weapons would be effective in combat would be a good idea for this Instructable, I think.
minecraftisepic in reply to geodezMay 1, 2012. 10:23 PM
dimond sword?[even though it would be inefective it would be cool for like 10 seconds because then it would be useless]
geodez in reply to minecraftisepicMay 2, 2012. 5:48 PM
Diamond Sword. AKA: Very expensive piece of glass.
Aron313 in reply to geodezMar 3, 2012. 6:45 AM
Get a barret 50!!!!!!!!
geodez in reply to Aron313Mar 4, 2012. 3:39 PM
By a "Barrett 50" I believe you are referring to a Barrett M82. If you are, your choice of weapons is most picturesquely wrong, a comparison would be robbing a bank with a battleship. It packs more than enough (possibly too much) firepower, though it is not suited for the environment. Also, extensive training is required to handle weapons of such magnitude, you would be more likely to hurt yourself than anything coming at you.
Aron313 in reply to geodezMar 4, 2012. 5:39 PM
Yeah but if i lived on a open field and had a barrett 50 caliber sniper rifle and a lot of ammo i would feel a lot safer then having a hand gun or shot gun.
geodez in reply to Aron313Mar 5, 2012. 4:33 PM
"A lot" does not mean infinite. It doesn't matter if you guard your "base" better than the military does. The laws of the universe state you will eventually run out of materials, after which you will resemble the proverbial sitting duck.
Aron313 in reply to geodezMar 5, 2012. 4:51 PM
Eventually the zombies will run out! :P
geodez in reply to Aron313Mar 6, 2012. 9:49 PM
Assuming you live in North America and (as per-se everyone's "ideal" fantasies regarding the apocalypse,) you would (from a theoretical standpoint) have a little under 530,000,000 enemies to deal with. Referring to your previous comment, you prefer the Barrett M82, which fires the .50 BMG round. The .50 BMG is a very large round, its weight differs depending on load and bullet size, we will select an arbitrary value of 500 grams, multiplying said value by the number of enemies you will eventually have to deal with, the result totals approximately 265,000,000,000 grams, or about 120,000,000 pounds. That is rounding down and assuming you do not miss. .50 BMG round are very expensive, depending on the manufacturer they can exceed $10 per round, so you have a set of choices, you can spend exceeding amounts of money on the round, or get The Incredible Hulk to help you stockpile, your choice.
Aron313 in reply to geodezMar 7, 2012. 3:41 AM
Yeah but there are also many people with guns killing zombies so that number would be a lot less. And this is best casinario having a big gut with lots of ammo but if i had the choice to pick a vehicle i would get a tank because zombies dont eat metal and i could you a belt-fed to keep the zombies off. But since we are talking about guns i would choose the barret.
geodez in reply to Aron313Mar 7, 2012. 7:52 PM
"People" a well known quotation is "if all the world's a stage, then where is the audience sitting?" This applies perfectly here, we can't all be "Survivors."
Aron313 in reply to geodezMar 8, 2012. 3:21 AM
I dont think zombies or aliens are coming with in my life time so im not that worried. They havent come for all this time. Also there has are many battles that end with no casualties.
geodez in reply to Aron313Mar 8, 2012. 10:15 PM
How astute...
nfk11 (author) in reply to geodezNov 9, 2011. 6:31 PM
bad help and i changed it
geodez in reply to nfk11Nov 9, 2011. 7:56 PM
Pardon?
nfk11 (author) in reply to geodezNov 10, 2011. 6:46 AM
you could've waited to write about my "weapon selection"
geodez in reply to nfk11Nov 10, 2011. 6:30 PM
I wrote a comment when I found the Instructable. Also, would you rather be criticised early and know what to fix, or repeatedly receive this criticism from someone else?
Aron313 in reply to geodezMar 3, 2012. 6:47 AM
Haha i dont.
nfk11 (author) in reply to geodezNov 11, 2011. 7:13 AM
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no
geodez in reply to nfk11Nov 11, 2011. 8:11 AM
Understood.
Lego Manic says: Dec 14, 2011. 9:40 AM
fyi, there are no such things as zombies, the world isn't going to end at 2012, and the world will end with fire.
Aron313 in reply to Lego ManicMar 3, 2012. 6:43 AM
Why fire?
Lego Manic says: Dec 14, 2011. 9:40 AM
well in movies there are zombies, but not in real life
Aron313 in reply to Lego ManicMar 3, 2012. 6:42 AM
Lier my friend turned into a zombie and i killed him by putting a bullet through his head!
happyjo says: Feb 8, 2011. 4:28 PM
Nice, but what is the whole "Lonewolf stuff is stupid" about?
LoneWolf in reply to happyjoFeb 8, 2011. 5:48 PM
huh?
NatNoBrains in reply to LoneWolfFeb 9, 2011. 8:25 AM
HA!
LoneWolf in reply to NatNoBrainsFeb 9, 2011. 10:04 AM
lol =D
NatNoBrains in reply to LoneWolfFeb 9, 2011. 10:05 AM
ROFLMAO!
LoneWolf in reply to NatNoBrainsFeb 9, 2011. 10:08 AM
XD What does that stand for? ( I know what the ROFL part stands for but not the end)
nfk11 (author) in reply to LoneWolfNov 26, 2011. 7:57 AM
dude it means a bad word Rolling on the floor laughing my A** off
Lego Manic in reply to nfk11Dec 14, 2011. 9:38 AM
ROFL = Rolling on the floor laughing
LMAO = Laughing my a** off
nfk11 (author) in reply to LoneWolfFeb 9, 2011. 7:20 AM
what
LoneWolf in reply to nfk11Feb 9, 2011. 10:03 AM
happyjo said in a comment a couple above this one that you said "Lonewolf stuff is stupid"???
Catt123456 says: Jun 11, 2011. 5:32 PM
the grammer is a bit off, making it harder to read. Also, I believe rashins is spelled rations. I loved the concept, especially because I love playing Black Ops: Zombies. Keep these kind of Instructables up, just work on your grammer
nfk11 (author) in reply to Catt123456Aug 5, 2011. 2:33 PM
thanks,but im not good at grammer.but ill try
Air_Assassin says: Feb 22, 2011. 6:43 PM
cool acventure time dog
nfk11 (author) in reply to Air_AssassinMar 29, 2011. 7:02 PM
he could totally kill all the zombies
Air_Assassin in reply to nfk11Mar 31, 2011. 3:17 PM
yeah :)
Air_Assassin says: Mar 29, 2011. 5:36 PM
Use close combat weapons too but the weapon has to be at least the size of your arm
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