This is just for fun. i did this NOT because it will happen, but that you people will have a good laugh at this. I have revised and edited this whole thing so it looks better. please enjoy.
There are 3 kinds of zombies, crawlers, walkers, and runners.
Crawlers: They either had disabled legs before they turned, or their lower half was cut off, blown off, or their legs are gone.
Walkers: They walk around everywhere until they either get killed by a human, or disintegrate into the earth.
Runners: They are almost exactly like walkers, except they run.
Step 1: Know Your Zombie
No one knows what zombies do, but the best examples are "The Walking dead", "28 Days Later", "Dawn of the Dead" and some others that i won't list. There are a lot of things that can be mis-leading. like zombies do not stick their arms out in front of them and say "braaaaaaiiins"