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This is just for fun. i did this NOT because it will happen, but that you people will have a good laugh at this. I have revised and edited this whole thing so it looks better. please enjoy.

There are 3 kinds of zombies, crawlers, walkers, and runners.

Crawlers: They either had disabled legs before they turned, or their lower half was cut off, blown off, or their legs are gone.
Walkers: They walk around everywhere until they either get killed by a human, or disintegrate into the earth.
Runners: They are almost exactly like walkers, except they run.

Step 1: Know your zombie

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No one knows what zombies do, but the best examples are "The Walking dead", "28 Days Later", "Dawn of the Dead" and some others that i won't list. There are a lot of things that can be mis-leading. like zombies do not stick their arms out in front of them and say "braaaaaaiiins"
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An Villain4 years ago
Let me "shoot some holes" in your weapon choices, (no pun intended.)

1.) M16
Useful, against humans. Hydrostatic shock counts for naught against those who do not bleed.

2.) M4
Carbine M16 with different firing types. Otherwise the same.

3.) P90
Albeit fun, you would do little to no damage as the P90 chambers a round equivalent to a smaller M16 cartridge.

4.) AK-47
This would work as a "disable gun" with lucky shots to the knees and spine immobilizing some, though it would count for little against the masses.

5.) AK-107
Similar to AK-47 though it shoots faster, less recoil is felt, and it is more accurate.

6.) AKS-47U
See: AK-47.

7.) M1 Garand
Finally a good choice, the 30-06 rounds fragment anything from ranges far exceeding that of any weapon suggested so far, the rounds also provide an excellent "stumble" effect with with heavy-grain loads.

8.) Ruger
Ruger what? Ruger is a company not an individual weapon.

9.) Shotgun
While an acceptable choice, a shotgun lacks range (excepting slugs) and would be a little too "up close and personal" for most people.

10.) Grenade Launcher
Where would you get one first of all? How would you carry enough ammuntion, and also it is very unsafe in close quarters.

11.) Rocket Launcher
See: Grenade Launcher.

12.) STG-44
See: AK-47.

A description of why you think these weapons would be effective in combat would be a good idea for this Instructable, I think.
yeah, no.
the best weapons to use against "zombies" are either high caliber, like the 44 magnum, desert eagle.50, barret m82, or, full auto funs with largs mags, like a m60, or the stoner,
but one of the best, would be an AA-12, with drum mag and of course a silencer(since zombies are aware of sounds) with a grip, this would be handy to fight off hordes of zombies, because if you aim at the head they will die instandly, just a fact

so, i recommand this:
A.R. with ACOG and extended mags and Silencer
and a supressed hand weapon, propaly the c7(dunno the full name anymore) with a silencer

and these "perks"
presision sniper riffle, with or course silencer(SILENCER IS IMPORTANT!!! BECAUSE ZOMBIES ARE AWARE OF SOUNDS!!!)
and then a deathly side arm, silencing this does not matter, because it needs to be deathly, so a desert eagle

China lake
Spas12 supresor

AA-12 Silencer, red dot, grip and drum mag
Intervention with silencer

Barret m82 with zoom option with silencer
and a desert eagle

M60 with silencer, grip, and hell of a lot ammo
with TMP double wheel with supressor(more effect of course) and extended mags

and of course, the shotgunner

and someone with a G11
ITT: People who learned about guns through Call of Duty.
not really, i do my reseach on guns
Explain to me how you'll effectively moderate a 12-Gauge automatic shotgun, then, or where you'll find a functioning China Lake, or why "silencing" only matters with long guns, your side-arms can be as loud as you wish?
because magic
Ah, I hadn't realised you didn't intend to be taken seriously...
dimond sword?[even though it would be inefective it would be cool for like 10 seconds because then it would be useless]
Diamond Sword. AKA: Very expensive piece of glass.
Get a barret 50!!!!!!!!
By a "Barrett 50" I believe you are referring to a Barrett M82. If you are, your choice of weapons is most picturesquely wrong, a comparison would be robbing a bank with a battleship. It packs more than enough (possibly too much) firepower, though it is not suited for the environment. Also, extensive training is required to handle weapons of such magnitude, you would be more likely to hurt yourself than anything coming at you.
Yeah but if i lived on a open field and had a barrett 50 caliber sniper rifle and a lot of ammo i would feel a lot safer then having a hand gun or shot gun.
"A lot" does not mean infinite. It doesn't matter if you guard your "base" better than the military does. The laws of the universe state you will eventually run out of materials, after which you will resemble the proverbial sitting duck.
Eventually the zombies will run out! :P
Assuming you live in North America and (as per-se everyone's "ideal" fantasies regarding the apocalypse,) you would (from a theoretical standpoint) have a little under 530,000,000 enemies to deal with. Referring to your previous comment, you prefer the Barrett M82, which fires the .50 BMG round. The .50 BMG is a very large round, its weight differs depending on load and bullet size, we will select an arbitrary value of 500 grams, multiplying said value by the number of enemies you will eventually have to deal with, the result totals approximately 265,000,000,000 grams, or about 120,000,000 pounds. That is rounding down and assuming you do not miss. .50 BMG round are very expensive, depending on the manufacturer they can exceed $10 per round, so you have a set of choices, you can spend exceeding amounts of money on the round, or get The Incredible Hulk to help you stockpile, your choice.
Yeah but there are also many people with guns killing zombies so that number would be a lot less. And this is best casinario having a big gut with lots of ammo but if i had the choice to pick a vehicle i would get a tank because zombies dont eat metal and i could you a belt-fed to keep the zombies off. But since we are talking about guns i would choose the barret.
"People" a well known quotation is "if all the world's a stage, then where is the audience sitting?" This applies perfectly here, we can't all be "Survivors."
I dont think zombies or aliens are coming with in my life time so im not that worried. They havent come for all this time. Also there has are many battles that end with no casualties.
How astute...
nfk11 (author)  An Villain3 years ago
bad help and i changed it
nfk11 (author)  An Villain3 years ago
you could've waited to write about my "weapon selection"
I wrote a comment when I found the Instructable. Also, would you rather be criticised early and know what to fix, or repeatedly receive this criticism from someone else?
Haha i dont.
nfk11 (author)  An Villain3 years ago
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no
Annix153 years ago
fyi, there are no such things as zombies, the world isn't going to end at 2012, and the world will end with fire.
Aron313 Annix153 years ago
Why fire?
Annix153 years ago
well in movies there are zombies, but not in real life
Aron313 Annix153 years ago
Lier my friend turned into a zombie and i killed him by putting a bullet through his head!
happyjo4 years ago
Nice, but what is the whole "Lonewolf stuff is stupid" about?
lol =D
XD What does that stand for? ( I know what the ROFL part stands for but not the end)
nfk11 (author)  LoneWolf3 years ago
dude it means a bad word Rolling on the floor laughing my A** off
Annix15 nfk113 years ago
ROFL = Rolling on the floor laughing
LMAO = Laughing my a** off
nfk11 (author)  LoneWolf4 years ago
LoneWolf nfk114 years ago
happyjo said in a comment a couple above this one that you said "Lonewolf stuff is stupid"???
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