how to survive thee zombiez

well this is important instructions for when you see a dismembered corpse running around in your neighborhood.

Step 1: Know your zombie

their are about seven different type of zombies,

the first one is the diseased type, these or the very common type of zombie

the second type is the one's who are possessed by evil demons or witches

the third one are the one who become zombies after fallen into a can of chemicals

then the forth one's are the ones who were man-made (like Frankenstein)

vampires and ghouls are considered undead so they are a type of zombies

the last one's are the one's who gets infected by a certain drug or medication

the last ones are the one who became the undead by a nuclear apocalypse

Comments

[basementhacker]

Why isn't a flamethrower listed? There are a lot of I'bles with them now.

[Dusk Shadows]

I find that highly offensive that my kind r considered zombies!!!

[Dusk Shadows]

Zombie survival haha as if i need it i can KILL 70% of people with my bare hands

[Benb998765]

where do you think you will get a rocket launcher or grenades?

[Thrasym]

From that military outpost that got overrun the other day. Seriously, who wouldn't head strait for the nearest militarized area in the apocalypse? It's protection if the military is still active or a vast amount of food and weapons and vehicles and fortified defenses if they've been eaten or forced to relocate by zombies. Military bases are all over every country, so, they're always close enough.

[waco565]

new plan find doc. richtoffen, tank dempsey, nikolai belinsky, takeo masaki, chuck norris, and chuck greene hide on a millitary aircraft carrier in the middle of the ocean

[dr. richtofen]

Here am I

[RC-0720]

okay, the "theme song" would be of absolutely no help whatsoever, as it does not bolster the strength of your comrades in any way, the chicks standing at the sidelines might be useful, but only if they are a bit more tough, rather than the "OMG can you help me i cant pick up this 5 pound box" type. and what need would you have for animals? do you think that they are automatically immune to attack or something? and where the shab do you think you could get military equipment?

[mickydeezers]

raid the zoo get all the BA animals and herd them make them ur pets but the only problem is like in I am legend where he has to shoot the dog

[Fred the evil puppet]

Argh!! I can't even go on instructables now without someone spoiling a film that I am about to watch!

[teddy1998]

wait. or a battle goat.and make sure you have dolphins and live by the sea so when u maybe win you can ride off into the sunset on the dolphins

[teddy1998]

dude! how could u?!?! the song is the most important!!!!!!! you know, it's the eye of the tiger it's the thrill of the fight, risin' up to the challenge of his rivals!!!!!!! thats a good idea. battle cows. cause you'll have milk and you can hit stuff with cows. or like he-man!!!!!!!! SUPER-NERD-RIDING-TIGER to the rescue. haha.

[geodez]

ready to die by andrew W.K. may help a little.

[RC-0720]

or Blow Me Away by Breaking Benjamin.

[Gunnarboy820]

That's my fav as well

[jabbathegut1]

Or hows about the nazi zombie music - either 'the one' or ' lullaby for a dead man ' - that will make them fall asleep !!

[geodez]

YEAH!

[jaxx sentinel]

Live fast by Pensive iwll definatly help XD

[geodez]

never heard that one.

[Future filmaker]

Eye of the tiger, or even better, People singing holy chants, thatll make zombies heads a splode... like to the country music in mars attacks

[teddy1998]

THAT was a good movie.

[RC-0720]

hrm... if this is merely apocalypse/infectious zombies, then church-based attacks won't work.

[jabbathegut1]

lol

[geodez]

ha ha.

[Void Schism]

try Army bases and surplus shops. Bolt-cutters for locks, brick through the window, ram raid with a jeep. Just make sure you can move fast. If you set off an alarm you will want to be out of there before the zombies think it's the dinner bell ringing. Also some universities and colleges have shooting ranges, so try raiding the most secure looking part of the sports department.

[waco565]

or find dempsey, richtoffen,takeo, nikolai, and chuck greene and also theme music would actualy attract zombies

[dperron2]

The only cure is a 9mm bullet.

[dperron2]

if your zombie its Too late. just too late. You are dead , only one part of your brain works , nothing else work.


There is no cure to death

[dperron2]

This is so stupid , All of them are wrong and just wrong.

The only good one is Bike.

in a zombie apocalypse , i hope you dont really think peoples would take time to park their cars? The roads would be a mess , you couldnt do 100 meters and you'd be jammed alredy.

[R0B0T5_R0CK]

someone make a "build a star destroyer" ible so that in the event of a zombie apocalypse we just build that and be on our way lol.

[valarist]

hey what about a butte it's at a high elevation so zombies can't get you because it's at around 90 degree angle and you can use a chopper to get up there you can also use a mountain

[syphek]

can you fly a helicopter?

[M4industries]

Throttle, cyclic pitch, yoke. Nothing too complicated there.

[M4industries]

The best place by far is an offshore rig.
Need food? Go fishing.
Need water? Offshore oil rigs have desalination pumps.

Need medicine? Take a dinghy back to shore with a crowbar in hand and go get some stuff! Unlimited food, unlimited water, no zombies, ever. I can't imagine a better place.

[M4industries]

Would a boat be safe? After all, zombies cannot swim. At least I don't think they do.

[mickydeezers]

houseboat city in the middle of a lake? go fishin fresh water once boiled sounds good to me

[M4industries]

It's been a year since I posted that and took it a step further by dropping the boat idea and going to an offshore rig. How sweet would that be?

[mickydeezers]

maybe not a cur but a id be fine with a vaccine

[mickydeezers]

what if the virus has a latency stage you could have people in your group that are infected and never know about it

[DannytheGreat]

a school or prison is also good