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How to survive thee zombiez

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well this is important instructions for when you see a dismembered corpse running around in your neighborhood.
 
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Step 1: Know your zombie

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their are about seven different type of zombies,

the first one is the diseased type, these or the very common type of zombie

the second type is the one's who are possessed by evil demons or witches

the third one are the one who become zombies after fallen into a can of chemicals

then the forth one's are the ones who were man-made (like Frankenstein)

vampires and ghouls are considered undead so they are a type of zombies

the last one's are the one's who gets infected by a certain drug or medication

the last ones are the one who became the undead by a nuclear apocalypse

Step 2: Materials

-need a good group of people (full of strong people and hot chicks, in case of need of reproducing)

-lot of weapons and ammunition

- a stronghold or base

-lots of non-perishables food

-extra energy generator

-vehicle

-spy and military gear

- batteries

-electronics

-some sort of communication

-escape route

-first aid kit

-building and weapon making materials

- cool animals for assistance

-last but not least a tight ass theme song to help kick zombie buttocks!

Step 3: Group of people to have

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everybody needs backup against the undead so this is the types of people who should be on our list

-first our close family and friends
-a priest so he can wipe the floor with the demon possessed zombies
-a doctor so he can do a bunch of autopsy on zombie so the group may find a cure
-alot of hot chicks
-a carpenter, or a constructor of some sort
-martial art fighters, and street fighters
-some dude who everybody he loved recently died, so he can kill a bunch of the undead by exploding himself with a bomb
-strong people
-mechanics
-plumber
-a dude who is good with computers
-scientists
-hunters
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daryldixon183 months ago
A unicycle does not suck a unicycle will entertain the zombies to death.
spideroh11 year ago
Omg y'all are all stuipid there will not be any zombies or anything like that get your minds strait
Why isn't a flamethrower listed? There are a lot of I'bles with them now.
I find that highly offensive that my kind r considered zombies!!!
Zombie survival haha as if i need it i can KILL 70% of people with my bare hands
Benb9987653 years ago
where do you think you will get a rocket launcher or grenades?
From that military outpost that got overrun the other day. Seriously, who wouldn't head strait for the nearest militarized area in the apocalypse? It's protection if the military is still active or a vast amount of food and weapons and vehicles and fortified defenses if they've been eaten or forced to relocate by zombies. Military bases are all over every country, so, they're always close enough.
volten5 years ago
the best weapons are long shafted or blunt or both if you can handle it or just go for a long handled axe for nice middle ground
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Yea but I prefer a shoto or chisa katana (even though chisa katana aren't traditional at all), a bit faster and a bit more practical, I mean a full size daito is very good, but you couldn't use it in a confined space.
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I mean a small katana, I prefer smaller weapons for their speed, but they still have strength unlike a ordinary katana with a lightened blade.
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I've only ever held a wakizashi, but today my suburi bokken came in the post, and I can't swing that with one hand, so I don't think the o katana is a good idea for me, nor daisho.....
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wait, how can your real sword be too light? Isn't it good to have a lighter sword (unless it is too fragile)
Lighter swords have less cutting power. It takes less effort to decapitate a zombie with a heavier sword. Keep in mind, generally speaking, you will not be flipping around like Yoda deflecting and parrying in long drawn out battles with your cunning rival. The goal would be one swing, one zombie head rolling down the street.

Ninja and samurai swords are not designed to stop zombies and would be a horrible choice, unless you are a ninja or samurai and have extensive experience using them before the apocalypse hits. Even then, you'd probably be better off with a machete or hammer. Or one of the heavier curved bladed swords (if you can find one), there are numerous mid-eastern versions but if you like the Asian stuff, a Chinese Dao is a good example.

I'd be grabbing the guns with silencers and ammo first though.
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true, but doesn't that make it harder to block after a strike?
mabye I can't swing a daito with hand because I'm only thirteen.... in five days.
syphek volten5 years ago
or GUNS
volten syphek5 years ago
thats great till you run out of bullets id much rather have a weapon I don't need to fiddle with every time it runs at of bullets
syphek volten5 years ago
have fun getting bitten when you get tired while i sit on the top of a building with a couple crates of ammo picking them off around you.
Just raid Dick's, they have a couple big glass cabinets of ammo at my local one
thats the way everyone will think. at the store there will be fights over getting the ammo, which will end with people getting shot. which was my whole point, the ammo will almost all have to be scavenged about 2-3 weeks after TSHTF day
then sign up for the army, and when the attack comes, you and your platoon will have guns, ammo, vehicles, and perhaps most important, NUMBER
waco5653 years ago
new plan find doc. richtoffen, tank dempsey, nikolai belinsky, takeo masaki, chuck norris, and chuck greene hide on a millitary aircraft carrier in the middle of the ocean
Here am I
RC-07205 years ago
okay, the "theme song" would be of absolutely no help whatsoever, as it does not bolster the strength of your comrades in any way, the chicks standing at the sidelines might be useful, but only if they are a bit more tough, rather than the "OMG can you help me i cant pick up this 5 pound box" type. and what need would you have for animals? do you think that they are automatically immune to attack or something? and where the shab do you think you could get military equipment?
raid the zoo get all the BA animals and herd them make them ur pets but the only problem is like in I am legend where he has to shoot the dog
Argh!! I can't even go on instructables now without someone spoiling a film that I am about to watch!
try Army bases and surplus shops. Bolt-cutters for locks, brick through the window, ram raid with a jeep. Just make sure you can move fast. If you set off an alarm you will want to be out of there before the zombies think it's the dinner bell ringing. Also some universities and colleges have shooting ranges, so try raiding the most secure looking part of the sports department.
or find dempsey, richtoffen,takeo, nikolai, and chuck greene and also theme music would actualy attract zombies
wait. or a battle goat.and make sure you have dolphins and live by the sea so when u maybe win you can ride off into the sunset on the dolphins
ready to die by andrew W.K. may help a little.
or Blow Me Away by Breaking Benjamin.
YEAH!
Live fast by Pensive iwll definatly help XD
never heard that one.
Eye of the tiger, or even better, People singing holy chants, thatll make zombies heads a splode... like to the country music in mars attacks
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