how to survive thee zombiez

 by rastalucho

Step 3: Group of people to have

Group photo.JPG
everybody needs backup against the undead so this is the types of people who should be on our list

-first our close family and friends
-a priest so he can wipe the floor with the demon possessed zombies
-a doctor so he can do a bunch of autopsy on zombie so the group may find a cure
-alot of hot chicks
-a carpenter, or a constructor of some sort
-martial art fighters, and street fighters
-some dude who everybody he loved recently died, so he can kill a bunch of the undead by exploding himself with a bomb
-strong people
-mechanics
-plumber
-a dude who is good with computers
-scientists
-hunters
 
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pie is good96 says: Mar 31, 2009. 3:38 PM
where the hot chick part
RC-0720 in reply to pie is good96Mar 31, 2009. 6:13 PM
steps 2-3.
boblovespie in reply to RC-0720Jun 1, 2009. 6:51 PM
nnnnnnnnoooooo!!!!! theres no hot chicks in here duh
RC-0720 in reply to boblovespieJun 7, 2009. 6:16 AM
dude, they mention hot chicks... not actually any hot chick pics... unless you count the girl in the intro...
Jimpiedepimpie in reply to RC-0720Mar 25, 2011. 9:12 AM
Thats a dude.
Oh god not the Blablabla thing in which you dont know which gender it is untill the pants go down thing again.
Forgot what it was called. But its a dude. srsly.
#9EJV says: Feb 2, 2010. 4:20 PM
i hope those aint the hot chicks you were talking bout haha
chrisw92 in reply to #9EJVAug 11, 2010. 1:21 PM
after a few zombie roaming years the girls in that pic would seem to look hotter than a volcano
teddy1998 says: Jul 29, 2010. 10:55 PM
umm have u seen i am legend?
arrow shot says: Sep 7, 2009. 5:44 PM
you dont need a computer guy, and you dont need a plumber. i know this is a joke but im going to take it seriously anyways
geodez in reply to arrow shotMar 30, 2010. 9:41 AM
actually, a plumber could be useful (mario) but for another reason, what do plumbers work with? pipes. and what do pipes make? pipe bombs.
naruto the ninja13 in reply to geodezApr 8, 2010. 6:48 AM
rofl
geodez in reply to naruto the ninja13Apr 8, 2010. 7:50 AM
yes.
yeolddingdong says: Dec 20, 2009. 3:19 AM
7 is mean
AznPanda says: Oct 27, 2008. 6:38 PM
Hahha whered you get those guns :P
packbunny in reply to AznPandaDec 15, 2009. 3:30 PM
OMG u have no idea how fast u r all going to die if u light them on fire! now insted of fighting off hords of flesh eating zombies you now need to fight off endless hords of flesh eating zombies that are on fire!!!!
RC-0720 in reply to AznPandaJul 5, 2009. 9:27 AM
more likely then not, airsoft guns, or BB guns.
geodez in reply to RC-0720Dec 8, 2009. 7:27 PM
not airsoft guns, no orange tips. and not BB guns because the shotgun shells and the chain belts both have priming caps and no BB gun i know fires a caliber that big.
teddy1998 in reply to geodezJul 29, 2010. 10:58 PM
...maybe they're plastic toy belts?...duh
geodez in reply to teddy1998Jul 30, 2010. 8:50 AM
That would fit.
RC-0720 in reply to geodezDec 9, 2009. 3:04 PM
hrm... perhaps disarmed replica weapons?
geodez in reply to RC-0720Dec 11, 2009. 8:49 PM
possibly, i wish we had groups like that where i live.
airsoft guy1135 says: Sep 15, 2009. 10:47 AM
you forgot ven hellsing
RC-0720 in reply to airsoft guy1135Dec 9, 2009. 3:02 PM
obviously! with modern weapons...
and don't forget a non-drunk, modernized, Capt. Jack Sparrow...
spenfisher says: Jul 19, 2009. 10:20 PM
where is the dude with the bomb on him?
syphek says: Jul 2, 2009. 7:29 AM
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syphek in reply to syphekJul 2, 2009. 7:31 AM
you also have to feed the dogs, and hope to hell, they are immune (which is about 50/50)
RC-0720 says: Mar 31, 2009. 4:47 AM
as I said before, the hot chick option really is no use unless they are a bit tougher than the average Josephina, there normally isn't a guy who is automatically thirsty for vengeance, and if you really thought of it, he more likely would prefer to go out in an honorable way, to go out guns blazing, not merely commiting suicide, in which it is certain that he wouldn't return.
crickle321 says: Dec 18, 2008. 5:57 PM
Could you go into a little more detail into the need for a plumber for your list? Aside for the obvious benefits, do they know anything that you can’t learn yourself or figure out from fix-it books? It seems to be an unnecessary liability to recruit another mouth to feed for such a specific skill. You might want to cut this personnel list by half at the least.
mazeka.14 says: Dec 5, 2008. 12:33 PM
please zobiez yea right :)
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