how to survive thee zombiez by rastalucho

Step 4: How to kill a zombie

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well they are different zombies so each can be killed in a different way
-to kill all zombies is to damage the head
-to kill a demon possessed need holy water to spray (it's like acid to them)
-you can also put them in fire
-some animals are invincible against zombies like man-made
-slice it like sushi
-ask Micheal Jackson for help, he's already a zombie so he can kill the other zombies
-for the demon possessed zombies, read a testaments from the bible (is like screeching)
-for vampires who are a type of zombies holy water can kill them, a stake to the heart can kill all them, garlic is like grenades to them.
-throw acid at them
-train as a paladin because they know holy spells and they fight alot of zombies
-to prevent zombies from coming out the ground make the coffin in steel, and bury them in cement
 
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airsoftdominator999 says: Oct 19, 2010. 4:36 PM
michael jackson is DEAD. respect him.
bendog38 says: Sep 20, 2010. 3:08 PM
You know, there are ONLY 2 testaments in the bible, right?
hydra55 says: Apr 11, 2009. 4:24 PM
ther are about 5 billion people in this world so thats a lot of zombies
nutsandbolts_64 says: May 30, 2009. 12:33 AM
actually more than 6.4 billion
flamesami says: Jan 3, 2010. 9:16 AM
nearly 9 billion
teddy1998 says: Jul 29, 2010. 11:03 PM
nine billion. yeah thats true. just one thing... WHAT CENTURY DO U COME FROM?!?!?!?!
flamesami says: Jul 30, 2010. 3:08 AM
this one...but I'm not saying when in this century...
p.s.:time machines - bad idea... like...really,really bad
teddy1998 says: Jul 30, 2010. 8:26 PM
yeah, quantum/paradox theory, supposedly no more than one of you can exist in the same time period or you'll try to kill each other (again impossible) we haven't even begun space travel yet (sounding so nerdy) so you know, all that stuff. and dude go check wiki, here's a bit:


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Population density (people per km2) map of the world in 1994. World population from 1800 to 2100, based on UN 2004 projections (red, orange, green) and US Census Bureau historical estimates (black).The world population is the population of humans on the planet Earth. In 2009, the United Nations estimated the population to reach 7,000,000,000 in 2011[1](see this? seven billion in 2011! still a year to go buddy!); current estimates by the United States Census Bureau put the population at 6,859,100,000.[2] The world population has experienced continuous growth since the end of the Black Death around the year 1400;[3] the highest rates of growth—increases above 1.8% per year—were seen briefly during the 1950s, then for a longer period during the 1960s and 1970s. The growth rate peaked at 2.2% in 1963, and declined to 1.10% by 2009. Annual births have reduced to 140 million since their peak at 173 million in the late 1990s, and are expected to remain constant, while deaths number 57 million per year and are expected to increase to 90 million per year by 2050. Current projections show a steady decline in the population growth rate, with the population expected to reach between 8 and 10.5 billion between the year 2040[4][5] and 2050 (yeah! 30-40 years before we hit nine billion!) and just so u know 1 billion = 1000 millions = 1000 thousands! 9,000,000,000 still has a way to go!
flamesami says: Jul 31, 2010. 3:23 PM
its not the paradox thats bad, you can avoid that by going back before you were born... but be sure to give yourself plenty of time(-50yrs min.) to avoid still being there when you are born.the real problem is that spares,fuel pieces, etc.(assuming you take the machine with you) will either not be available or too weak(if you go back) or obsolete (if you go forward). If you just zap yourself back (like teleportation), then how do get back to your present?
this is relatively easy to overcome,you just have to travel in space and time in the same moment
oh and 2050-still this century
teddy1998 says: Jul 31, 2010. 11:36 PM
DUH!!!!! DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW THAT!!!!!!!!!AND WELL THEN, YOUR 2050 GOV BUGS ARE REALLY GOING TO BE PISSED WHEN THEY FIND OUT SOMEONE WENT BACK IN TIME, LEAKING INFO!!!!!!!!!!! HMMM???? (quizically looks at you). ps: i refuse to belive that "flamesami" is a terrorist from the future
flamesami says: Aug 1, 2010. 5:59 AM
I am not a terrorist. Or a robot
I am not in any way capable of influencing objects in the past, but I can influence people...by talking to them...the "gov bugs"work with me...we can send infomation into the past...it doesn't work so well with living things...there are...transcription errors...we can't reassemple them so well...
the reason we have this tec is because of conversations like this in our past
p.s. I never said I came from 2050, but I thought you were being stupid and saying we wouldn't have 9billion til next century...and the estimates are just estimates
The Jamalam says: Apr 7, 2009. 2:40 AM
If you amputate all limbs, then they can't move until they grow new ones. Use this to hurt them while you load your helicopter's minigun
slywolf28 says: Apr 17, 2009. 7:14 PM
ive never heard of zombies "regenerating" body parts? which movie is that from? lol
The Jamalam says: Apr 18, 2009. 5:08 AM
Attack of the zombies, Jamalam Spielberg :P
teddy1998 says: Jul 29, 2010. 11:04 PM
oh. got to see that then.
imakeknives says: Feb 18, 2010. 2:14 AM
just beat them like Stewie beat Brian on family guy lmfao! "Where's my money man!" lol...
teddy1998 says: Jul 29, 2010. 11:01 PM
HAHA!!!! you saw that too!!!!
Future filmaker says: Jun 15, 2009. 11:09 PM
or you could simply hotwire a tank from your nearest military base and crush the zombies...
bairdeagle says: Apr 23, 2010. 12:05 AM
Have you ever hotwired a tank?? or no how to drive one.
Future filmaker says: May 14, 2010. 2:16 PM
Well, there's no time better to learn than when you're fighting for your life!
Warlrosity says: May 7, 2010. 3:03 AM
OOH I DO I DO MEEE
RC-0720 says: Dec 9, 2009. 3:11 PM
and be gunned down by the military when you do so? I don't think so!
nutsandbolts_64 says: Feb 1, 2010. 2:00 AM
 The military will be probably busy shooting zombies off the air traffic control tower, so then you could disguise yourself as a part of a tank crew and "borrow" a tank from them. I'm not sure about operating them single-handedly but you could use the turret while not driving so all you need in a tank is batteries, proper air-conditioning and food.
geodez says: Mar 30, 2010. 9:43 AM
it is possible to operate a tank single handedly, but you will be limited to the front guns and crushing treads, the turret is a no-no unless you stop and go to it.
nutsandbolts_64 says: Mar 30, 2010. 9:09 PM
If it was a Stryker you could carry people, food, weapons and ammunition aboard. It would be nice if someone in i'bles made and posted some sort of body armor w/ full body coverage and has everything you need to survive. For under 20 dollars!!! 
geodez says: Mar 31, 2010. 7:47 AM
you could just go jack the super suit from the discovery channel location, that will give you strength, and bulletproof skin.
nutsandbolts_64 says: Apr 2, 2010. 9:15 AM
discovery channel location? or are you talking about Crysis
geodez says: Apr 2, 2010. 6:08 PM
no, i do not know where it is, but it has a television program about it.
Future filmaker says: Dec 9, 2009. 6:32 PM
I'm sure the military won't mind.
Morrighan says: Mar 19, 2010. 9:16 AM
Oh, Michael Jackson is dead... what can we do??!! XDD

Kindhamster says: May 11, 2010. 1:59 PM
Aactually micheal jackson being dead is a good thing, definitely (assuming we're in a zombie apocalypse) because he would only go into town to buy a karaoke machine, and then he would be able to distract a whole graveyard full of zombies by doing the "thriller" dance.
yeolddingdong says: Dec 20, 2009. 3:20 AM
mikal jaksun is dead to
mr. cool 384 says: Nov 23, 2009. 5:20 PM
"beat em or burn em they go up either way"
yoda-iz-my-idol says: Sep 28, 2009. 6:55 PM
yeah it was really unnecessary
spenfisher says: Jul 19, 2009. 10:32 PM
I agry with the person under me he just died
boristherussian says: Jul 9, 2009. 7:29 PM
The michael jackson comment was uncalled for!
syphek says: Jul 2, 2009. 7:47 AM
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syphek says: Jul 2, 2009. 7:51 AM
what about third wourld countries which dont have enough materials anyway, and have to buil their houses out of mud? how do you expect them to bury their dead in steel and concrete? and what about the burial rituals of the hundreds of cultures around the world, you would stomp all over them for the possibility that there might be risers? and what if your wrong? what if they arent risers? then you would have made it so that millions couldnt find peace, for nothing.
RC-0720 says: Apr 2, 2009. 2:07 PM
okay, first off, zombies are zombies. no other kinds. second, the only way to really kill a zombie is to destroy the brain or seperate it from the rest of the body (e.g. decapitation). third, vampires aren't zombies, they are people who have sworn an oath or something to Satan, and he gives him that. and four, where did you get these pictures?
syphek says: Jul 2, 2009. 7:35 AM
not different kinds per se, but different classifications. this kid went about it all wrong. its more like runners, shamblers, crawlers, shoals (decapitated heads w/o brains destroyed, so they go for your ankles) and hulkers/brutes.
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