Step 9: what not to do with a zombie!!!!

-don't have sex with a zombie, even though they look hot when their rotting, but never have sex with aa zombie or you would get "ZTD's" zombie-transmitted-diseased.
-don't go drunk, you may have sex with a zombie.
-don't eat a zombie
-don't look directly at a vampires eyes, because vampire;s has the ability to hypnotize
-don't bleed
A unicycle does not suck a unicycle will entertain the zombies to death.
Omg y'all are all stuipid there will not be any zombies or anything like that get your minds strait
Why isn't a flamethrower listed? There are a lot of I'bles with them now.
I find that highly offensive that my kind r considered zombies!!!
Zombie survival haha as if i need it i can KILL 70% of people with my bare hands
where do you think you will get a rocket launcher or grenades?
From that military outpost that got overrun the other day. Seriously, who wouldn't head strait for the nearest militarized area in the apocalypse? It's protection if the military is still active or a vast amount of food and weapons and vehicles and fortified defenses if they've been eaten or forced to relocate by zombies. Military bases are all over every country, so, they're always close enough.
new plan find doc. richtoffen, tank dempsey, nikolai belinsky, takeo masaki, chuck norris, and chuck greene hide on a millitary aircraft carrier in the middle of the ocean
Here am I
okay, the &quot;theme song&quot; would be of absolutely no help whatsoever, as it does not bolster the strength of your comrades in any way, the chicks standing at the sidelines might be useful, but only if they are a bit more tough, rather than the &quot;OMG can you help me i cant pick up this 5 pound box&quot; type. and what need would you have for animals? do you think that they are automatically immune to attack or something? and where the <em>shab </em>do you think you could get military equipment?<br/>
raid the zoo get all the BA animals and herd them make them ur pets but the only problem is like in I am legend where he has to shoot the dog
Argh!! I can't even go on instructables now without someone spoiling a film that I am about to watch!
try Army bases and surplus shops. Bolt-cutters for locks, brick through the window, ram raid with a jeep. Just make sure you can move fast. If you set off an alarm you will want to be out of there before the zombies think it's the dinner bell ringing. Also some universities and colleges have shooting ranges, so try raiding the most secure looking part of the sports department.
or find dempsey, richtoffen,takeo, nikolai, and chuck greene and also theme music would actualy attract zombies
wait. or a battle goat.and make sure you have dolphins and live by the sea so when u maybe win you can ride off into the sunset on the dolphins
ready to die by andrew W.K. may help a little.
or Blow Me Away by Breaking Benjamin.
Live fast by Pensive iwll definatly help XD
never heard that one.
Eye of the tiger, or even better, People singing holy chants, thatll make zombies heads a splode... like to the country music in mars attacks
THAT was a good movie.
hrm... if this is merely apocalypse/infectious zombies, then church-based attacks won't work.<br />
ha ha.
That's my fav as well
Or hows about the nazi zombie music - either 'the one' or ' lullaby for a dead man ' - that will make them fall asleep !!
dude! how could u?!?! the song is the most important!!!!!!! you know, it's the eye of the tiger it's the thrill of the fight, risin' up to the challenge of his rivals!!!!!!! thats a good idea. battle cows. cause you'll have milk and you can hit stuff with cows. or like he-man!!!!!!!! SUPER-NERD-RIDING-TIGER to the rescue. haha.
The only cure is a 9mm bullet.
if your zombie its Too late. just too late. You are dead , only one part of your brain works , nothing else work.<br><br><br>There is no cure to death
This is so stupid , All of them are wrong and just wrong.<br><br>The only good one is Bike.<br><br>in a zombie apocalypse , i hope you dont really think peoples would take time to park their cars? The roads would be a mess , you couldnt do 100 meters and you'd be jammed alredy.
someone make a &quot;build a star destroyer&quot; ible so that in the event of a zombie apocalypse we just build that and be on our way lol.
hey what about a butte it's at a high elevation so zombies can't get you because it's at around 90 degree angle and you can use a chopper to get up there you can also use a mountain
can you fly a helicopter?
Throttle, cyclic pitch, yoke. Nothing too complicated there.
The best place by far is an offshore rig. <br>Need food? Go fishing. <br>Need water? Offshore oil rigs have desalination pumps. <br><br>Need medicine? Take a dinghy back to shore with a crowbar in hand and go get some stuff! Unlimited food, unlimited water, no zombies, ever. I can't imagine a better place.
Would a boat be safe? After all, zombies cannot swim. At least I don't think they do.
houseboat city in the middle of a lake? go fishin fresh water once boiled sounds good to me
It's been a year since I posted that and took it a step further by dropping the boat idea and going to an offshore rig. How sweet would that be?
maybe not a cur but a id be fine with a vaccine
what if the virus has a latency stage you could have people in your group that are infected and never know about it <br>
a school or prison is also good
alcatraz would be the best only thing you would have to worry about is other humans which could easily be picked of by a sniper or just dealt with once ashore
really? paladins?
A tank... really. Want to explain where you can get a tank.
you could make one if you really wanted to
A book most thought was fiction reported different types of zombies around the world. I am still uncertain about the area I live in - I have heard that sasquatch will often kill tourists that threaten them. There are probably many types of those too.
where the hot chick part
steps 2-3.
nnnnnnnnoooooo!!!!! theres no hot chicks in here duh

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