Step 1: Build It.
Step 2: You're Done
I made this with Bricksmith, a Mac LDraw editor: http://bricksmith.sourceforge.net/
I am not reponsible for any injuries, mental illness, combustion, death, or any loss of property caused by this creation. If you are stupid enough to find a way to damage something or yourself with this simple lego creation, well, you deserve it.