Fake mustaches are fun, but they tend to fall off at awkward times. Want to keep that "incognito" look, without the hassle of the constant struggle of dwindling adhesive effectiveness? Let Aimless J. Lackluster show you how!
 
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Step 1: Grow a mustache

"Handlebar" and "Sheriff" shapes are particularly effective. Not recommended for whispy "Teenage" mustaches. "Hitler" styles, although you may in truth be shooting for a "Chaplin" look, are likewise not recommended or endorsed by Aimless J. Lackluster. To enhance the fake look we are going for, be sure to keep the mustache impeccably trimmed. Also consider trimming it to appear slightly "off kilter," as if the mustache were placed on the lip at a slight angle.
agis68 says: Sep 6, 2010. 3:04 AM
my best mustache ever was made from real hair taken from my lovely cat's rich hairs. I have a persian mixed european cat and has the appropriate size and color for mustache
ninapratt says: Mar 8, 2009. 11:16 AM
This is fine for MEN, but what about for us Drag Kings??
Daveed says: Jan 24, 2009. 2:12 PM
Well, I didn't know that there was a humorous vein running through this site. Quite delightful!
Punkguyta says: Feb 8, 2007. 7:58 PM
What the hell is wrong with that kid? It looks like he has iceing sugar in his hair or something crystaly
Punkguyta says: Feb 10, 2007. 9:58 AM
Also too, did anyone notice how big his pupils are? I can bet that he's high on something.
lunchboxslayer27 says: Oct 1, 2008. 4:19 PM
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mynameisjonas says: Sep 13, 2008. 7:13 AM
must be the hair dye fumes
Austinisi says: Feb 5, 2007. 8:46 PM
where does the hair come from. i am confused as to whether you grow it first then color it or what you are supposed to do. where does the mustache come from?
saites2001 says: Feb 6, 2007. 5:29 PM
You're missing the point. The mustache is real, but these instructions are meant to make it look fake.
Austinisi says: Feb 7, 2007. 5:51 PM
i was confused by the kid with the mustache.
Aimless J. Lackluster (author) says: Feb 7, 2007. 10:26 AM
DING DING DING!!! Someone gets it. Go grab yourself a Churro, saites2001, and forward the bill to your 'ole pal Aimless J. Lackluster. You deserve it.
theburn7 says: May 24, 2008. 3:08 PM
i want a churro too!
dorxincandeland says: Feb 5, 2007. 5:27 PM
Best. Instructable. Evar!
royalestel says: Feb 7, 2007. 10:48 AM
You say that after every date!
LasVegas says: Feb 6, 2007. 1:26 AM
Okay, so how do you make a FAKE real mustache? Or perhaps a pseudo-actual-placebo-genuine undernose-hairpiece?
Gthing 2.0 says: Feb 5, 2007. 5:23 PM
that alsome hay but could u explain just a little more
evy-wevy says: Feb 5, 2007. 4:22 PM
ok
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