Since the advent of computers, the real world strikes me as so highly inefficient anymore. Holding up a book to read it!? Turning pages with my fingers and keeping on the right page when I set it down with a bookmark?! How archaic!
Why can't my shelves be self organizing? Why can't I click a button in a corner and hide the things I'm not working on right now. And so on.
In my humble attempt to get reality to get in line, I give you ....
OpenApron: An apron with easy to configure customizable pocket modules. Use the Apron Plugin Interface to add and remove pocket modules. It's Open Source! Free to all developers! Nothing to download! No data plan required! Access it from the Cloud*
*j/k not really
Step 1: Warnings and Disclaimers
Aprons can be Hazardous!
Please use all due caution when doing anything.
Don't keep pointy things in your apron if there is a risk of falling, tripping, slipping or otherwise poking yourself inadvertently.
Your mother would be sad if you hurt yourself and so would we.