With the upcoming spring flooding scheduled, I turned my twisted brain to a better solution to removing the last inch of water from my basement.    The basement doesn't flood often enough to want to spend the big bucks on a sump pump system, and it hasn't yet flooded deep enough for the usual portable sump pumps to be effective.   Removing the water with the trusty shop vac was what I ended up doing.  But having to stop and empty the blasted thing every few minutes got tiresome.    

  So I saw those 20 dollar wet vac heads that go over a five gallon bucket at the local big box home improvement store.  I got one of them, a bucket, and a generic replacement toilet flapper valve.   

Drill a hole near the bottom of the bucket of the right diameter to accommodate the particular flapper valve you got.  1.5 inches worked for me, but a little bigger or a little smaller should work okay if that is the size hole saw you already have.   Smooth the inside edge of the hole so it will make a good seal.  The flapper valve should be one of the flexible rubber ones so it will conform to the curvature of the bucket.  Otherwise you will need to build up the edges of the hole to make a flat sealing surface. 

   Glue the flapper valve to the outside of the bucket such that it will seal in the hole when the vacuum starts sucking.  You could, of course, use duct tape for this, if you want that real redneck engineering look.  It should hang down over the hole close enough that the suck of the vacuum will pull it tight when you turn it on. 

Put the suction top on the bucket and test your seals.  It should suck up water normally via the hose until you turn off the vac.  The water pressure should then push the valve open and the water will flow out.      Now all you need is a long  vacuum hose to extend the suck to where the puddles are.    You can find this in the pool section of your local stores. 

  To use, setup the vacuum bucket outside or in a sink or on top of a toilet.  Use the long pool hose to allow you to suck up the water anywhere within the reach of your hose.   If your cheap vacuum bucket head, like mine, uses a floating plug to keep the water from entering the motor, you still have to go back to the thing and power cycle the motor to resume the suck.  If you already own a better wet vac with an actual float switch that turns off the motor, you can make this modification to your existing vac.   If you don't want the self-draining feature the rest of the year, you can temporarily plug the hole with a plumbers stopper.

  The most expensive part is the long pool vacuum hose at 45 bucks.  Everything else was 25 bucks and about an hour of time. 

  A friend suggested using a wireless remote control power switch, such as an X-10 system or a leftover wireless christmas light controller to save the walking back and forth to power-cycle it each time it fills up.  If you have one laying around, this is a grand idea.  Make sure it has enough capacity to operate the vacuum without burning up.  Read the amps sticker on the vac and the controller.  The controller should have more amps capacity to be safe. 
     Wired remote controls or dragging the extension cord around with you to unplug would be dangerous, as you will be operating the switch while standing in a puddle of water.   Electrocution, I'm told, is really painful, until you die.  So, that's a really bad idea.  Be safe, and hopefully you will never need this in your house.