Introduction: The Perfect Snow Ball

 So, its that time of year again..you know,  when the Snowball League of The World (SLW) starts recruiting members for its battles and what not.

the only qualification is that you know how to make the perfect snowball. and here is how its done. 

Step 1: First

call to the snow gods to bring you some snow.

Step 2: Second

 after getting on the appropriate gear for some snowball action. go outside and find a fresh pile of fluff. 

reach your hands in and grab a little more than two handfuls.

Step 3: Third

Smash the two handfuls into each other. the tighter you make it, the more damgae points that you will get. you can not exceed 200p though or you will get disqualified.

Step 4: Fourth

take out a ruler and measure the widest part of your creation.

the official size of an SLW snowball is in the range of 3.5 to 4.5 inches. 

Step 5: Fifth

 add more snow to the ball if its not quite big enough. repeat step 3.

Step 6: Last

 once you have the perfect snowball. find a wall or another being on this planet and throw it in their direction.

If you hit the person, you win. good job. 

Comments

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blittleclub (author)2017-01-13

this is so cool

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blittleclub (author)2017-01-13

I will try it I would love a snow ball

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Newell_Jalynn (author)2014-01-04

wierd wierd people

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FruitbytheFace (author)2011-01-25

Hmm...... I think I'll make a slush ball with rocks and salt in the middle then cover it in normal snow. Btw, 6 GRADERS FTW!

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Screamo (author)2010-09-27

This really does not need to be an instructables. BTW i perfer making a normal snow ball and lighting a fire cracker, sticking the firecracker inside the snowball and THEN throwing it.

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Zaphod Beeblebrox (author)2010-02-18

kid at school threw a 511 pointer at me right in the face really hard it was REALY PAINFUL!!!!!! then i got up and (this is totally legal and non'bullying because he was 1 foot taller and way older than me) and i wreseld him into 2 feet of frozen ice snow and got snow in his ears. he won't underestimate a 6th grader again!

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Good job, Zaphod!

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haha thanks!! he was in like 9th grade way older and bigger than me

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Virtual High five from a fellow sixth grader! *high fives*

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6TH GRADERS FTW!!

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YEAAH! w00t!!!

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andross52 (author)watermelonhead2010-02-19

Agreed.

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Derin (author)andross522010-02-20

More agreed.

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kibbler (author)Derin2010-02-20

I second that movement.

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halberdear (author)kibbler2010-02-20

i second your seconding of the movement.

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I second your seconding of seconding the movement.

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lol it is so weird last year i would of agreed with u... but now im in 7th grade so...
DIE!!!!!!!

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this...
means...

WAR!!!

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it would if i had snow where i live. las vegas is way to hot.

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what a sec i think your the prick who hit me in the head fear your elders if it was u i hope you injoyed the missing teeth  mines totaly justafyed his friend tryed to stab me

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no i wasn't the kid who did that i am on the othor side of the country in maryland

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Kaiven (author)2010-02-18

No offense, of ocurse, but my snow balls are better :P
Extremely spherical, I amaze my friends. Then I give it to my baseball friend and he hits the other kids haha.  I would take a picture... but it was only one snow day. Georgia's winter SUX.

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trevor3693 (author)Kaiven2010-03-24

not as bad as las vegas.

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XWXAXDXEX (author)2010-03-03

Are you serious? They'res a snow ball leage? Goodness what is America coming to...?!?!?!?!?

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luvit (author)2010-02-24

 you need to add stones and sharp ice pieces to the recipe.

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ZachPosey (author)luvit2010-03-02

omg hahaha

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Zielony152 (author)2010-02-22

Hahaha :P < Good :P

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TheRecreationist (author)2010-02-18

 tbh i was expecting some auto snowball maker... oh well

here is another tip, if you rare bullied by someone, put a rock in the middle of the snowball
in all the frenzy, he wount know what hit him ;)

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I made a snow ball out of the gravely snow that comes from the street, then I cover it with clean snow so it looks like an average snowball. >:D

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 if you want to take it to the next level, put some salt in it

diy chemical warfare

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grue (author)TheRecreationist2010-02-20

wouldn't the snow melt because of the salt?

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watermelonhead (author)grue2010-02-21

Yes, but not instantly

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TheRecreationist (author)grue2010-02-21

you gta be fast, no doubt


artillery versions we used contained chinese firecrackers of 120 db
was like war movies... 5,4,3, fire!

explodes marvelously in mid air, having a psychological impact on the enemy
if surrounded with gravel, it gives a shelling effect too, salt would be the opposite of  coup de grace

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 if you "were" -.-

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ol987986 (author)2010-02-21

i covered a rock in snow
:D

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tmorris28 (author)2010-02-20

When I was young, I used to make 2 snowballs.  I would lob the first one very high, yet accurate.  Then when the poor boy would look up at the snowball in the clouds, I would reach for the second, and fire it.  I like to remember  that both snowballs hit the poor boy every time.

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frollard (author)2010-02-19

"get out a ruler and..."

BWAAAAAaaaaaahahahahahahaha!!!

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uranus_b_hurtin (author)2010-02-19

Rocks are dirty pool -- but a slushball, now that's a bit of evil fun. I refer my fellow instructionistas to Bill Cosby's "Junior Barnes" skit.

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Biopyro (author)2010-02-18

Woolen gloves are not the "appropriate gear" Ideally you should have thin woolen gloves with latex or rubber gloves of the top to keep you warm and dry. Working hands and arms are essential in a snowball fight.

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