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Moustaches (mustaches sp.) are wonderful things, they can be groomed, grown wild or printed to novelty-size and applied in suspicious places. Many famous men (and some women) from history have owed their notoriety to their unmistakable moustaches, I wanted to join the ranks of these prestigious moustaches and decided to grown my own and then explore the uses I could do with my new face fur. Here are 10 unusual uses for moustaches.

After growing a full beard I shaved it into a rakish moustache, sure to tantalize even the most fickle mustachio aficionado. I soon noticed a change all around me, everywhere I went women were mesmerized and drawn to me, and men wanted duel in the streets.
Whoa, moustaches have a strange, powerful effect on people.

Don't take my word for it, here's some interesting trivia about just how awesome moustaches are:
  • In a standard deck of playing cards the King of Hearts is the only king without a moustache.
  • Scientific research, commissioned by the Guinness Brewing Company, found that the average mustachioed Guinness drinker traps a pint and a half of beer in their moustaches every year.
  • On average a man with a moustache touches it 760 time in a 24 hr day.
  • The oldest artifact portraying a moustache was from 300.BC
  • Burt Reynolds is widely considered the world's 'Manliest Man' (c.1972), in no small part to his full moustache.
  • Men with moustaches are better lovers.  Ok, I made that one up.
Trivia aside, moustaches have defined great men and their identity for centuries: Nietzsche, Dali, Einstein, Hulk Hogan...and now, me1! But, aside from looking devilishly handsome and irresistible, what else can you do with your moustache?

Follow along and learn 10 unusual uses for moustaches!

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johnstat000 made it!2 days ago

Me rockin' the Stache.

I Mustache you a question. No wait. I think I'll mullet over and shave it for later!

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mikeasaurus (author)  johnstat0002 days ago

The moustache is strong in this one...

Erchan5 months ago

disgusting!

This is a picture taken at fantasy fair, me in steampunk attire https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak...

and the second day together with my brother https://scontent-a-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t...

You have WAY too much time on your hands to make this instructable. But I like it!
Blue42Eagle8 months ago
Taking my Movember into December!
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mikeasaurus (author)  Blue42Eagle8 months ago
That's the kind of commitment that keeps the moustache movement strong!
c_wiley310 months ago
During some live fire training.
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monsterlego2 years ago
Muuustache... Muuustache...
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now the monkey is mesmerized and drawn in
wait... what movie is that from? I know its a recent disney/pixarish movie, but i can't put my finger on it......
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs.
BLUEBLOBS22 years ago
My handlebar kinda got an ego and decided to jump off of my face.
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KontaKt2 years ago
I grew this one!
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mikeasaurus (author)  KontaKt2 years ago
That's a pretty good moustache! You should get your friend in the background to join you in some facial fuzz.
bg_askins2 years ago
well done good sir
Plo Koon2 years ago
don't you mean a pint and a half of BEER? it would be a rather spectacular feat to trap a bear in your moustache.
blodefood2 years ago
One of these got Jack Layton (Rest In Peace) elected and he was so popular his party became the Loyal Opposition for the first time in history.

Nickname: Trustache.
32ndmir2 years ago
This is why "The Spy" is such a bad spy, he lacks the proper tools.
sclocher2 years ago
this is the most ridiculous instructable i have ever seen..... which give me even more ridiculous actions to go on..... thank you my friend! lol, very entertaining
agraham102 years ago
im the one on the left XD the only decent pic had to be from a night out didn't it
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mikeasaurus (author)  agraham102 years ago
Nice 'stache! This is a fun action shot, you get a digital patch and a 3-month Pro Membership! Way to go!
Sadly, most females don't get 'staches. But if I say that your post is cool, will my project (Wheels Hoodie) score better in the weekly challenge?

What? Oh. Well, it's a cool post anyway.

noahh2 years ago
While I'd like to stay anonymous, my mustache does not.
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mikeasaurus (author)  noahh2 years ago
I approve! You've been patched!
mrmerino2 years ago
Are you calling me fat?
HAHAHAHAHA!
deltasierra2 years ago
I know it might seem picky, but I love your typo in the second paragraph (and who knows, it might not be a typo!): "...everywhere I went women were *memorized* and drawn to me..."

I know it's supposed to be "mesmerized", but it's really funny to imagine you memorizing the women being drawn to you. :) Hee!
Do you know the international gesture to ask if someone would like a mustache ride?
Step 1: hold the tips of your middle finger and thumb together and lick them so as to apply some moisture.
Step 2: Take the tips of those two fingers from your mouth to the center of your mustache and, in one smooth motion, wipe the saliva across your mustache (working from the center to the outside).
Step 3: Follow through with what you just promised to do.
danny61142 years ago
That classic disguise is a classic Inspector Clouseau!
discowhale2 years ago
monsterlego,
did you have to put THAT picture up?!

My name IS Steve!!

AND I have beard AND mustache!

I'm freakin' out, 'cause since I saw that movie, I've been terrified of monkeys!!

AAAAAARRRRGGGHH!!!!
Silentz2 years ago
I moustache you a question: How did you come up with this list?! :D
bmelton12 years ago
Not sure what I could have done with this one but.....
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mikeasaurus (author)  bmelton12 years ago
nice moustache, you've been patched!
wakojako2 years ago
I just realised, this used to remind me of a game my mate used to play when he was younger, Pluck That Tash
wakojako2 years ago
bubbaclaw2 years ago
LOL
There's a REASON why they have been called that nickname for years.
jcksparr0w2 years ago
man you are right, mustaches do have strange powers over people. I'm 15 and i have a mustache and girls ask me about it and guys ask me if I'm gonna shave it. even an adult or two have talk to me about it(not my parents).
halzark2 years ago

Mustaches are a welcome mat for the nose... here's how!
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My hero. I want a moustache so bad.
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