Step 3: Decision maker
If I've learned anything from Dateline and FOX News it's that moustached, faceless, multinational companies are running the world and making all the decisions on my behalf. Obviously I was powerless before to stop this, but my new moustache gave me the perfect 'in'. Wearing some important-looking clothing I managed to sneak my way into a few upper-echelon meetings.
During my time in some high-glossed cedar-walled office I waxed on about "How Q2 was under-performing due to new tax legislation" and that "the new CAO had not yet received adequate consultation on the last GIPS". The other corporate Bigwigs and I hobnobed for a while; we laughed some, drank a snifter of brandy and smoked a cigar, I'm also pretty sure I fired a few people too before I left, for good measure.
Making important decisions is hard but moustache and I pulled it off like pros.
During my time in some high-glossed cedar-walled office I waxed on about "How Q2 was under-performing due to new tax legislation" and that "the new CAO had not yet received adequate consultation on the last GIPS". The other corporate Bigwigs and I hobnobed for a while; we laughed some, drank a snifter of brandy and smoked a cigar, I'm also pretty sure I fired a few people too before I left, for good measure.
Making important decisions is hard but moustache and I pulled it off like pros.
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32ndmir says:
Jan 2, 2012. 1:37 PMReply
This is why "The Spy" is such a bad spy, he lacks the proper tools.
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