Now that you've had a fun time scaring children and showing up on police blotters it's time to retire the tuft. Be thankful for the time you spent tog...
Step 5: Mustache rides
After growing my moustache I noticed that I started to have some really strange dreams. There's this one reoccurring dream I have where I'm Aladdin flying on a my trusty carpet, only this was a really weird carpet made out of animal fur and shaped like a boomerang and we just kept going back and forth to this cave in the desert to collect scarabs.
I don't know what that means, and even the roadside-gypsy I later consulted about an interpretation was dumbstruck.