Step 5: mustache rides

After growing my moustache I noticed that I started to have some really strange dreams. There's this one reoccurring dream I have where I'm Aladdin flying on a my trusty carpet, only this was a really weird carpet made out of animal fur and shaped like a boomerang and we just kept going back and forth to this cave in the desert to collect scarabs.

I don't know what that means, and even the roadside-gypsy I later consulted about an interpretation was dumbstruck.
<p>My favorite moustache was the one my hubby wore in the 70's. It was a majestic porn star 'stache. So wickedly sexxxxxy!</p>
<p>what can I say, prfection</p>
<p>It's a proud day for a father when their daughter's moustache reaches full matcurity. </p>
<p>Well good luck with that! ;)</p>
#11 the moustache drinking game ;D cut one out of paper..tape it to your tv..drink when someone has a moustache!
<p>wow you have way to much time on your hands!! But I like it it was entertaining:)</p>
<p>this was funny and really sexy too in a giggly way</p>
<p>Reminds me of one of my fave Tick episodes (the good animated series, not the other one)</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b49ObOaEnA0</p>
<p>My husband has been sportin his epic moustache for over 10 years now, it has become part of his persona and people comment on it daily. There is so much love for his red handlebar lip accessory I decided to be him for halloween a few years ago, I think we both pull the look off don't you?</p>
<p>Excellent moustache..both of you!</p><p>Thanks for sharing. Enjoy the 3-month Pro membership.</p>
<p>Mighty Mighty Moustache!</p><p>it's a work in progress, but so far it manages to feed itself and drink plenty of fluids... </p><p>Once it's on a high protein diet I'll have to train it at the local gym</p>
<p>I think your moustache just challenged me to arm wrestle</p>
<p>Me rockin' the Stache.</p><p>I Mustache you a question. No wait. I think I'll mullet over and shave it for later!</p>
<p>The moustache is strong in this one...</p>
<p>This is a picture taken at fantasy fair, me in steampunk attire <a href="https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/7890_528551750547504_1588680464_n.jpg" rel="nofollow"> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak...</a></p><p>and the second day together with my brother <a href="https://scontent-a-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/602886_528550540547625_10111856_n.jpg" rel="nofollow">https://scontent-a-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t...</a></p>
You have WAY too much time on your hands to make this instructable. But I like it!
Taking my Movember into December!
That's the kind of commitment that keeps the moustache movement strong!
During some live fire training.
Muuustache... Muuustache...
now the monkey is mesmerized and drawn in
wait... what movie is that from? I know its a recent disney/pixarish movie, but i can't put my finger on it......
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs.
My handlebar kinda got an ego and decided to jump off of my face.
I grew this one!
That's a pretty good moustache! You should get your friend in the background to join you in some facial fuzz.
well done good sir<br>
don't you mean a pint and a half of BEER? it would be a rather spectacular feat to trap a bear in your moustache.
One of these got Jack Layton (Rest In Peace) elected and he was so popular his party became the Loyal Opposition for the first time in history.<br><br>Nickname: Trustache.
This is why &quot;The Spy&quot; is such a bad spy, he lacks the proper tools.
this is the most ridiculous instructable i have ever seen..... which give me even more ridiculous actions to go on..... thank you my friend! lol, very entertaining
im the one on the left XD the only decent pic had to be from a night out didn't it
Nice 'stache! This is a fun action shot, you get a digital patch and a 3-month Pro Membership! Way to go!
Sadly, most females don't get 'staches. But if I say that your post is cool, will my project (Wheels Hoodie) score better in the weekly challenge?<br><br>What? Oh. Well, it's a cool post anyway.<br><br>
While I'd like to stay anonymous, my mustache does not.
I approve! You've been patched!<br />
Are you calling me fat?
I know it might seem picky, but I love your typo in the second paragraph (and who knows, it might not be a typo!): &quot;...everywhere I went women were *memorized* and drawn to me...&quot;<br><br>I know it's supposed to be &quot;mesmerized&quot;, but it's really funny to imagine you memorizing the women being drawn to you. :) Hee!
Do you know the international gesture to ask if someone would like a mustache ride?<br>Step 1: hold the tips of your middle finger and thumb together and lick them so as to apply some moisture.<br>Step 2: Take the tips of those two fingers from your mouth to the center of your mustache and, in one smooth motion, wipe the saliva across your mustache (working from the center to the outside).<br>Step 3: Follow through with what you just promised to do.
That classic disguise is a classic Inspector Clouseau!
monsterlego,<br> did you have to put THAT picture up?!<br> <br> My name IS Steve!!<br> <br> AND I have beard AND mustache!<br> <br> I'm freakin' out, 'cause since I saw that movie, I've been terrified of monkeys!!<br> <br> AAAAAARRRRGGGHH!!!!
I moustache you a question: How did you come up with this list?! :D
Not sure what I could have done with this one but.....
nice moustache, you've been patched!<br />
LOL<br>There's a REASON why they have been called that nickname for years.
man you are right, mustaches do have strange powers over people. I'm 15 and i have a mustache and girls ask me about it and guys ask me if I'm gonna shave it. even an adult or two have talk to me about it(not my parents).
<br> Mustaches are a welcome mat for the nose... here's how!<br>
My hero. I want a moustache so bad.

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