visual basic scripting is scripting that has the potential to do any physical function that a computer has. i shall be showing two tricks of vbs

vbs files by the way, are saved as w/e.vbs (in the sense of w/e meaning whatever you want, not literally w/e). they similar to batch files, just different functions

Step 1: Continous Disk Opener

this will be a continuous disk opener, open notepad and write:
do

Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7" )
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection

if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next ' cdrom
End If

loop

save as w/e.vbs. send as an email attachment, and laugh at your enemy hahaha

Step 2: ERROR!!!

To make it appear as error, error, error, write the following:

lol = msgbox ("Critical error!" ,16, "ERROR")

(copy and paste 100 times, save as a .vbs file)