This will be my first instructable that I will rate "difficult". It's surprising how hard making a simple box turned out to be. I'm sure there are people out there who know how to do this the proper way, but I forged ahead anyway.
a task for a lunatic
Step 1: Supplies
some things of various size that you know to be square
small finishing nails 1/2 or 3/4 inch long
light birch plywood 1/4 inch thick (avoid the kind that has been treated with a waterproof sealer (appears shiny))
drill (hand drill preferred)
water color paints
something to be the handles for the doors
hot melt glue gun
Step 2: Be Respectful Towards the Table Saw
Treat the table saw with the same fear and reverence you would an angry and powerful diety. Don't ever be casual around it. Turn off the tv, radio, telephone and computer to eliminate distractions while you are working with it. Don't talk to someone else while you are using it.
Always use the rip fence wherever possible. Always use a push stick where possible and always keep your hands well away from the spinning blade. Always be fully conscious of the incredible danger it presents to you. Always use the blade guard. Always wear safety glasses when it is on. Keep your attention fully on the act of cutting the wood and be fully aware of where your fingers are at all times. They need to be well away from the blade, no sudden movements or gestures. Keep long hair tied back and out of the way. Turn the blade off as soon as you are done with the cut. Don't ever leave it running.
While cutting, if the wood won't advance easily. Stop. Turn off the power. Then assess why it won't advance. Maybe try approaching the cut from another side of the wood.
Don't be in a rush. Don't try to use it when you are tired or stressed out.
Having said all that, read carefully the instruction manual that comes with your saw and heed all of its warnings and precautions.
Step 3: Measurements
Consider the direction of the grain in the finished cut. Do you want it to go up and down? Or sideways?
Step 4: Set Up the Rip Fence
Step 5: Cut Out the Sides of the Box
Gently guide the wood along the rip fence, keeping your hands as far away as possible.
Turn off the saw as soon as you are done cutting.
Step 6: File the Jaggies
Step 7: Paint the Wood
I made an instructable about staining wood with watercolors. You can check it out if you are interested. https://www.instructables.com/id/poor_mans_marquetry_or_cheap_and_easy_wood_stai/
It's easier to paint the wood in advance rather than after the box is assembled. However, you'll have to touch up the door paint later, so remember what color you used for the doors.
I recommend Dr. Ph Martin liquid watercolors if you can afford them. But you don't need that, regular watercolors will do just as well.
You'll want to dilute the color into a wash and don't saturate the wood too much so as to avoid warping.
Watercolors used in this way look particularly nice if you do an underpainting in one color and an over painting in a different color. If you're going to do two washes, let the piece dry thoroughly between the coats.
Step 8: Glue Two Sides Together
I heard it said from someone who spoke in a very authoritative tone of voice, that elmers glue will hold wood together stronger than nails or screws will. I've always believed this to be true, so I'll do it here.
Coat one edge with elmer's glue. Line the two sides up into the jig, tighten and let the glue dry.
Step 9: The Third Side Is Trickier
So, I had to improvise.
Step 10: Mini Right Angle Jig Number 1
I used 4 small steel straps from home depot and two right angle brackets. 8 screws and 8 thumbscrews.
It works, but it's a pita. You have to unscrew all the screws, align the wood in between the four slabs of metal and then tighten it down.
Nice idea, but too much trouble.
Step 11: Easier Right Angle Jig No.2
Step 12: Attach the Third Side
Step 13: Reinforce With Nails
I used the hand drill to pre-drill a hole deep enough to hold most of the nail.
The hard part is drilling straight down into the thin plywood without winding up splintering the wood or going out the side sideways.
Just think parallel and go slowly.
Once the hole is drilled, insert the nail and hammer the last bit in.
You don't want to hammer too much of it or you risk splitting the thin wood.
Step 14: Create the Top and Bottom
Use a pencil to draw the outlines of the box top and bottom on the wood.
Cut out the top and bottom carefully using the table saw. Heed all the warnings about the dangers of the table saw in step 2.
Step 15: Glue the Top and Bottom Onto It
I used a large rock to weigh down the top while the glue dried.
Step 16: Reinforce Top and Bottom With Nails
Step 17: Plane Down the Edges of the Doors
After planing the edges, you'll need to file off the jaggies and repaint them.
Step 18: Align the Door and Drill Hinge Holes
Fill the box with something to position the door in just the right place. I used the wooden cube and a bunch of scrap pieces as shims.
Clamp the door in place and very carefully drill in a hole that passes through the top and into the door. If the door moves out of place when you are drilling, that means it is off center. Start a new hole and go slowly.
Insert a nail to be the top hinge.
Turn the box over and do the same on the other side to be the bottom hinge.
Step 19: Fashion the Handle
Cut off 3/4 inch or so of wooden dowel. Paint it. File down the edges if needed.
Drill a hole down through the center of it. Drill some additional shorter holes to allow the glue to grab into it.
Use hot melt glue to attach the typewriter key to the end of the dowel.
Position the door handle where you want it, drill a hole through the door about there and attach the handle with a finishing nail through the door.
Step 20: All Done
Clearly I could never get a job in a Chinese factory. Oh well. I hope to get better at this sort of thing with practice.
I think they are kind of cute anyway. Only 15 more to go! A task for a lunatic.