Zombie Surivial Kit

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Introduction: Zombie Surivial Kit

This is a simple kit for the Armageddon to come. I personally made this kit based on the zombie survival guide's requirements.
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Step 1: FOOD

This is a must for anytime if your traveling or have a temporary barricade.

the best foods to pack are non-perishables and make sure that the zombies didnt touch your food
that means the food is contaminated and should not be eaten.

Step 2: RADIO

preferably i would use a weather radio that has a crank-up powerd dynamo.
never get one that is wall plug or battery powerd , only crank-up dynamo's will be sufficent.

Step 3: WEAPONS

Now this chapter is entirely up to you , the book says the rifle ,but some say the shotgun is the best in the world. The machine gun is almost the worst gun to pick because it's lack of headshots and the fact it sucks in ammo like a vacuum cleaner.
the shotgun is entirely different case , its shells are heavy when your carrying hundreds of those , but its head splattering capacity is unbeatable , so its good when the time comes.
semi automatic rifle (ex. mauser 98k , or any good old 7mm) are the best for range, accuracy, kill ratio,and head-splattering action. The pistol is should and only be used as a back-up weapon, theirs multiple reasons ,like the fact its hard to aim,low magizine capacity and the fact it sucks at range, makes the pistol as crappity as crap gets.

Step 4: CLOSE QUARTER COMBAT

of coarse its good to have something to cover your butt when a zombie tries to bite you, the crowbar is a good weapon (don't flame gary's mod) but bladed weapons are preferred above all weapons the best zombie-shanker is the trench spike used in world war 1, it was designed to pierce thru steel helmets (you get the picture) but their almost the hardest to find actual "battle-hardened" no I'm not talking about stainless steel (stainless steel sucks at everything except being a "display" item) I'm talking about real steel ( or Titanium which is harder to find good trench spikes alone, makes it harder.) I recommend you trie to make your own, or trie to find a local blacksmith.
regular combat knives are nice to get , about 7-8 inches would be ideal , but regular fold-up ,or even basilong knives are better then nothing!

Step 5: LOCATIONS

Okay theirs certain locations to fall out like a water tower or a 2-story house. i recommend a isolated place like a oil rig or a artificial island
1#destroy stairs
2#stock and catalog inventory
3#wear earplugs (to stop insanity ,it will be valuable asset)
4#train in everything that you know
5#Dont be a fool
6#dont act violently (save it on the head humpers)
7#use your head, cut off theirs!
8#stay out of noise-makeing machines cough cars cough
9# stay entertained (not like killing is fun, just take a break of it)
10# This is important stay out of buses,cars and semis enough zombies could push those around or clog the tires with flesh, which would be a beacon for zombies

this is all you need to know about defending and staying in a specific location for extended periods of time.

Step 6: Vehicles

off the start, use reusable or self generated energy, so you can use less gas (petroleum jelly is loud, not reusable and is hard to find in a world devastation, perfect zombie beacon)
For vehicles i recommend the helium-powered-good-old-airship like the Hindaberg or those annoying advertisement airships that people say look "gay" but that "gay" thing in the sky is going to save your butt so many ways. Never use gas-operated vehicles ,their existence is a nuisance to human kind because they "help" us move around, personally , carry your own fat blubber around, your killing the planet.

Step 7: EQUIPMENT

The stuff in here can be a life-saver, do not ignore this section, it will save your zombie-bitten butt.
1#flashlight(preferably LED light or crank-up)
2#ammo
3#rifle
4# first-aid-kit
5#crowbar
6#books (stay entertained)
7#medicine
8#fire starters (flint is okay)
9# extra clothes( only because you do not want to go to a chick and say "oh this? i was killing zombie %& with this!"

Step 8: CONCLUSION

okay i hope you have a good zombie brain-splattering time with the horde.
i am new so if i cant do something, teach me
if you get mad ,well thats your problem.

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    on that comment about cutting off their heads, you would need to be fairly accurate with that to actually re-kill them. So i would have to say that your best bet is to crush the skull as best you can. You do not want to stumble across the body later and just so happen to trip and plant your arm in its mouth. Just saying.

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    also, your primary reason for extra clothes should not be for chicks. They should just be so you have something to keep a sense of a before-the-horror type of deal, you know? Sure, if you don't want to go through the trouble of cleaning the clothes, you're gonna have to find more, which is highly unlikely in the post-apocalypse.

    PLEASE DON'T USE SHOTGUN! (because one zombie killed will attract a 1 mile radius of zombies to kill, I don't want anyone getting killed because of this.)

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    i hear ya. If you use a shotgun without so much as a suppressor, run as soon as the shot goes off, or you might not make it.

    And i suggest holing up at a place for at least two weeks if you can, then heading for any military bases you know about. Only take out as many zombies as you have to both ways, but grab as much equipment as possible, and probably a vehicle, too, on the way out. And stock up on grenades. Suppressors, too. Look for all the equipment possible without attracting too many, then get out. I would personally hole up in one of those. After i clear out the undead, of course. Go in, remove a few, leave, scrounge for supplies elsewhere, return to my hideout, sleep, wake up. Repeat. That simple. Maybe not if you actually tried that, but it almost sounds that way.

    I think you're all forgetting that zombies don't exist :) but if they did a large bludgeoning weapon or a crowbar for sure. Why? well in most movies/ games i've played were there are zombie, the best way to "kill" them is to completely knock them to pieces in which case a bludgeon weapon is your best bet.

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    games are fake and so are movies. the only time youd want a bludgeon weapon is if you cant use a sword or machete without cutting your own arm off.

    blades stick. At the very least you would want the blade to have a file texturing. And with crowbars, if you hit the skull right, you could lose the weapon with one hit, so there's absolutely no way you can pull a Walking Dead here. No blades, and surely no crowbars. Brass knuckles or some other fast, blunt force.

    Movies lie all the time and you trust them?

    Uhh... Don't the props on blimps need fuel, and wouldn't a silenced pistol and a semi auto solenced m4 be best for combat

    i would not use a k-bar my wepon is base ball bat with nails or ninga stars installed

    i mean they are illegal but if zombies come then laws dont matter anymore just have a bayonet on your gun cause then you have a few extra feet between you and it and more leverage istead of a couple inches from you and undeadness

    Can you use a kitchen knife? If no, then I'm screwed

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    Ok, about your comment that machine guns are bad for lack of head shots, that is stupid. If you are a good shot, you will hit the head. An LMG accurately fired in bursts is more dangerous that any other weapon (against groups). Since zombies never hunt alone, a bolt action is relatively useless, a shotgun good, but still you're gonna be let down when 50 odd zombies run at you. A modified .22 automatic with 100 round drum loaded with.22 long rifle (NOT short rounds) has virtually no kickback, is light, ammo easy to find and can fire for long time without needing reload. Also, .22's need little repair and cleaning, and are easy to find.

    One I don’t have a blimp. Two, I no clue how to operate a blimp. Three, How is petroleum jelly loud? Four the Hindenburg was not filled with helium. Five, I can park a car in place I can’t get a blimp. Six you can fire a gun from a car and I can guess it would be mildly difficult to do a drive by on a blimp. Seven, how are cars a nuisance to man kind?

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    like the others said you can make an makeshift exsplosive liquid, spray it all over the zombies, make an air proof igniter and BURN BABY BURN!!!!!!!!

    air proof so it doesn't go out when it falls through the air

    i might make an instructable on how to make a specialized ignighter that can be dropped and hit desinated target area