zombie surivial kit

This is a simple kit for the Armageddon to come. I personally made this kit based on the zombie survival guide's requirements.
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Step 1: FOOD

This is a must for anytime if your traveling or have a temporary barricade.

the best foods to pack are non-perishables and make sure that the zombies didnt touch your food
that means the food is contaminated and should not be eaten.

Comments

[puffinmuffin]

ya rap sucks!!!!!!

[carneasada21]

i would not use a k-bar my wepon is base ball bat with nails or ninga stars installed

[Pittcrew]

I think you're all forgetting that zombies don't exist :) but if they did a large bludgeoning weapon or a crowbar for sure. Why? well in most movies/ games i've played were there are zombie, the best way to "kill" them is to completely knock them to pieces in which case a bludgeon weapon is your best bet.

[guerrilafighter]

games are fake and so are movies. the only time youd want a bludgeon weapon is if you cant use a sword or machete without cutting your own arm off.

[repear9]

Movies lie all the time and you trust them?

[oud25]

i mean they are illegal but if zombies come then laws dont matter anymore just have a bayonet on your gun cause then you have a few extra feet between you and it and more leverage istead of a couple inches from you and undeadness

[16kuokhc1]

Can you use a kitchen knife? If no, then I'm screwed

[16kuokhc1]

PLEASE DON'T USE SHOTGUN! (because one zombie killed will attract a 1 mile radius of zombies to kill, I don't want anyone getting killed because of this.)

[vopo]

Ok, about your comment that machine guns are bad for lack of head shots, that is stupid. If you are a good shot, you will hit the head. An LMG accurately fired in bursts is more dangerous that any other weapon (against groups). Since zombies never hunt alone, a bolt action is relatively useless, a shotgun good, but still you're gonna be let down when 50 odd zombies run at you. A modified .22 automatic with 100 round drum loaded with.22 long rifle (NOT short rounds) has virtually no kickback, is light, ammo easy to find and can fire for long time without needing reload. Also, .22's need little repair and cleaning, and are easy to find.

[tabler1010]

One I don’t have a blimp. Two, I no clue how to operate a blimp. Three, How is petroleum jelly loud? Four the Hindenburg was not filled with helium. Five, I can park a car in place I can’t get a blimp. Six you can fire a gun from a car and I can guess it would be mildly difficult to do a drive by on a blimp. Seven, how are cars a nuisance to man kind?

[TimmyMiller]

like the others said you can make an makeshift exsplosive liquid, spray it all over the zombies, make an air proof igniter and BURN BABY BURN!!!!!!!!

[TimmyMiller]

air proof so it doesn't go out when it falls through the air

[TimmyMiller]

i might make an instructable on how to make a specialized ignighter that can be dropped and hit desinated target area

[churchisashizno44]

 Cars can be loud and possibly attract attention not to mention in a zday scenario it might be difficult to find gas for car and even then when you do get there to fill it you leave yourself exposed, and even then theres another problem for most pumps it take electricity to operate the pump, can not count on electricity  being there, Blimp is a good idea if you can find one if not get to a boat, Blimps are still around although can be rare, a dridgeable, a smaller blimp might be able to make one yourself, if taken that route i would suggest makeing a few smaller prototypes, mock scale sort of thing, and as for a weapon being used from a vehicle a blimb is slow enough moving and out of reach where you can adjust your altitude and take careful aim and pick off Zombies at your leisure, as well as you could make your own molotov cocktail concoction 

[TragicSnowfall]

Is this some kind of bad joke? With all the deserted cars laying around you can't find one with a tank of gas?

[Capt. Kidd]

what, and hotwire it if you knew how, leaving yourself out in the open for 5 minutes? then making a massive sound that echoes once you start it? huh?

[tabler1010]

I realize the gas issue on account of I have seen all the mad max movies, however, the whole blimp idea is total bullshit because where I live I have never seen a blimp just lying around, I still don’t know how to fly a blimp, and did you stop to think what fuel blimps use? Also I don’t know if you understand this but you’re never going single handedly build a blimp that will actually take you exactly where you want to go.

[churchisashizno44]

Blimps can use a number of diffrent fuel types, between gas for the old style blimps and as well as solar for the newer forms, as for not seeing any blimps in your area, im truly sorry for that, i havent either, does not make it invalid for people that have access to it, and as for building your own, you can build a class of duridgable, IE a hot air balloon, and i have seen plenty of those around here.  Like i said in my past one, if you cannot get to a Blimp a boat is also a very good option, not trying to start an argument but merley discussing options and ideas in an open forum for the hope of survivalist to take some ideas away from this. as for the Blimp or your own homemade hot air balloon, who says you want to go anywhere but up, a high high is a safe way to be off the ground and away from teh chompin zombies. Not to mention a very nice sentry post. There was a man who made a lawn chair Balloon in his own backyard. Mythbusters did an episode on it.

[TimmyMiller]

http://www.ahausa.com/
is a good source for blimps/ airships

[msifan]

I was wondering if anyone has made a airship with solar panels on the top half of one of those to power electric motors?

[TimmyMiller]

EXACTLY!!!!!

[TimmyMiller]

when i say electric i mean for the propellers. though where to find extra/replacement helium

[TimmyMiller]

A.) good movie pic. choice
B.) where am I sopposed to find one
C.) where to find an electric one

p.s. stock up on cheap solar panels and a long wire(maybe some alligator clips)
and BOOM power source

[zombiesurvival]

a shotgun is an awfull weapon against zombies for its lack of aim and that it shoots shots, you also have to reload it more often. iow if you run out of ammo on your turn to be rambo, your screwed.

[pokerstud001]

Obviously never handled a shotgun, have you? It's nothing like it is in call of duty. In fact, they are pretty accurate. Not like a rifle, of course, but it won't spray apart a bunch if you're just 10 feet away.

[repear9]

Note to everyone about this instructable, COD doesn't protect you from zombies, basic survival skill and knowledge and practice with a firearm does however.

[jellybean10122]

Correct, A tight choke barrel firing #00 buckshot would be very lethal, provided you aim around the head area. The use of a solid slug in a rifled shotgun barrel would provide excellent accuracy aswell.

[zombiesurvival]

ive handeld multiple shotguns, and if i was killing zombies, i would use a high
powerd rifle, or a 22 because a 22 will go into the skull and bounce around shreding the brain, and it can shoot a mile

[repear9]

yes this is true, but the range where it can penetrate a human/zombie skull is considerably less than a mile range, try about the same range a shotgun could disable about, oh FIVE ZOMBIES!

[pokerstud001]

Yeah, deer slugs are beastly

[zombiesurvival]

if u are good at this type of thing, a hunting bow would be a good choise cause its next to silent

[zombiesurvival]

good point, but, a shotgun would only wound them,u would have 2 shoot them wultiple times before they died (again) lol, plus the shot gun is loud and zombies are atracted to sound, other guns are loud 2, but not like a shotgun.

[repear9]

although i could say the shotgun is one of the loudest, that wouldn't be accurate....
The ultimate Zombie-slaying firearm, The M-1 Garand, possibly is the most loudest gun to fire simply because of it's cartridge, the 30-06 is about twice as long as the Ak-47 round, and about twice as lethal, its nick-name in WW2 was the "two-man-killer" because the round itself has the power to pass through the target and kill a another target.

this is great, but most stores don't stock 30-06, because its such a big round, and almost all stores that sell ammunition wouldn't fail to stock 12 gauge buckshot.

[jnichols4]

ive got to call B.S. go to any walmart and you can buy as many rounds as you want all day long i know b/c that is my primary/hunting rifle(sighted in at 1in drop at 300yd )and around october-november most of the time you dont even have to ask a sales manager, they put them out on a shelf.

[zombiesurvival]

yeah, true, a machine gun is on of the worst choices becaus of the fact that they are illigal in the public so ther is no way u could find ammo, a shot gun would be awsome, WOULD, the only thing is, if you run out of ammo on your turn to be "legend" (i am legend) yuor screwed, mabie as a sideweapon though

[repear9]

well your partially true, it depends on the machine gun, if its a squad automatic weapon, or also known as the saw, it uses the .223 Remington, which isn't that uncommon, and anyway my primary is a mossberg 9-shot shotgun and a .454 cassual taurus revolver with 7 shot....

i don't think you know what the .454 is, but it is one of the most biggest revovler rounds, this thing can put a grizzly bear into hades, just to give you an idea of its power...

[zombiesurvival]

a 300wsm will kill anything in america, i bet they culd kill a zombie too, but they r rlly frikin loud

[Fred the evil puppet]

Dude, if you can get your hands on a metalstorm, you'd be taking out continents filled with zombies, man! (but, at 1,000,000 rounds per second, god help the ammo store)

[jellybean10122]

The SAW isn't a weapon, it is a class of weapon. The weapon I think you are referring to is the m249, which is chambered in 5.56/.223, and is the American armies' current Squad Automatic Weapon.There are plenty of SAW's which are chambered in larger rounds, with one of the first SAW's, the m1919 browning being chambered in .30 browning.

[repear9]

yeah sorry about that, the only S.A.W. i knew was the Rpk.......the Rpk is the zombie fuckulator as we all know....

(Note: I'm making a new Instructable about this hotly debatable topic about zombies, anyway the Rpk Is a AK Squad Automatic weapon, it is about as awesome as it is hard to come by in the U.S.A. that is if you don't know where to look)

Thanks jellybean for informing me about more gun-knowledge!