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You remind me a bit of the morons that work at most big box stores. This is actually a great idea just to speed your system. I have used it before but instead of a USB (which to me would be annoying) I use a SD card instead. it does actually work without having to spend a lot of money. I agree upgrading your RAM to the max is the best route but this works well too. Don't immediately start spouting "Go get more ???" some folks don't have the cash at hand. Oh and by the way in case you were wondering A+,MCSE, Network and security certified.