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  • How to break it to your kids that Santa Claus isn't real

    OMG Smarty you saved meI was bored out of my mind because the internet blocked youtube or games. But apparently in your URL, the internet is not blocked. How? The period on the youtube .The internet does not recognize the URL as 'Youtube', It will think it is 'youtu.com', not 'Youtube.com', so in the end it does not block the site. So I started going in the search bar and typing in my favorite Youtubers.Thanks!

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  • How to break it to your kids that Santa Claus isn't real

    See my post above. Sorry to break it to you, but he's not real.Sorry kid.

    Thank you! Thank you!

    Correction- Santa isn't the reason of joy and happiness. He just brings toys and to the children. Like they say, the best presents don't come in boxes. What brings happiness is the holiday spirit and the joy of being alive. And most of all, being thankful to everyone for what they done for you. You might cry, wail, punch your parents when you realize Santa isn't real, but put yourself in their shoes. You are a Father/Mother of a (Fill in your age) year old (Your gender). You spent years teaching, helping, and caring for your child. You worked days, months, YEARS to get enough money to feed, clothe, shelter, entertain him/her. You could've thrown him/her out of the streets, left his/her on his/her own, gave him/her to the orphanage, but you spend millions of dollars caring for him/her. B...see more »Correction- Santa isn't the reason of joy and happiness. He just brings toys and to the children. Like they say, the best presents don't come in boxes. What brings happiness is the holiday spirit and the joy of being alive. And most of all, being thankful to everyone for what they done for you. You might cry, wail, punch your parents when you realize Santa isn't real, but put yourself in their shoes. You are a Father/Mother of a (Fill in your age) year old (Your gender). You spent years teaching, helping, and caring for your child. You worked days, months, YEARS to get enough money to feed, clothe, shelter, entertain him/her. You could've thrown him/her out of the streets, left his/her on his/her own, gave him/her to the orphanage, but you spend millions of dollars caring for him/her. But here he/she is, complaining, wanting presents from you when you already done so much for him/her.See?

    Ermmm.... Sorry kid.... I also put up cameras near the christmas tree... My parents showed up on it. I also sneaked into my parent's room to get some wrapping paper for secret santa. What do I find in the corner of the closet? All of my letters to Santa.

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  • How to break it to your kids that Santa Claus isn't real

    LOGICAL EXPLINATION SANTA IS NOT REAL (I'm a 5th grader so I might get some wrong)1) It is not possible to deliver presents to 2 BILLION PEOPLE IN JUST DAMMED 31 HRS (Due to rotation of the earth) and deliver them all when you know HALF OF THEM ARE AWAKE!2) You claim Santa has magic and that he uses that to deliver the presents at a freaking supersonic speed, but don't you remember in 2nd grade when your supposed to read a non fiction book that includes magic, but your parents say it's fiction? If Santa was real, it would be non fiction because Santa uses magic but since it's fiction, magic isn't real, making it IMPOSSIBLE for Santa to deliver presents to 7 billion people in 11 hrs, so he's not real.3) SANTA CANT POSSIBLY CARRY 2 BILLION PEOPLE'S WORTH OF PRESENTS ON 1 FREAKING SLEIGH, ...see more »LOGICAL EXPLINATION SANTA IS NOT REAL (I'm a 5th grader so I might get some wrong)1) It is not possible to deliver presents to 2 BILLION PEOPLE IN JUST DAMMED 31 HRS (Due to rotation of the earth) and deliver them all when you know HALF OF THEM ARE AWAKE!2) You claim Santa has magic and that he uses that to deliver the presents at a freaking supersonic speed, but don't you remember in 2nd grade when your supposed to read a non fiction book that includes magic, but your parents say it's fiction? If Santa was real, it would be non fiction because Santa uses magic but since it's fiction, magic isn't real, making it IMPOSSIBLE for Santa to deliver presents to 7 billion people in 11 hrs, so he's not real.3) SANTA CANT POSSIBLY CARRY 2 BILLION PEOPLE'S WORTH OF PRESENTS ON 1 FREAKING SLEIGH, ESPECIALLY WITH ONLY DANCER AND PRANCER AND VICKSEN AND DASHER AND COMET AND CUPID AND RUDOLF AND WHATEVER! MAGIC ISNT REAL!4) Santa will die of dibeties if he ate 2 MILLION COOKIES and milk, ASSUMING if they don't leave out extra.5) THE NORTH POLE IS JUST A FREAKING. FLOATING. CHUNK. OF. ICE!6) Assuming there is currently 2 billion clildren, HOW ARE YOU GOING TO WATCH IF THEIR NAUGHTY OR NICE!? HE HAS TO BE SPYING THEM ALL THE TIME WHICH I THINK IS CREEPY AND CHILD ABUSE!Lol I lost my mind writing this... Should I turn this in to my science teacher? LOL IDK

    LOGICAL EXPLINATION SANTA IS NOT REAL (I'm a 5th grader so I might get some wrong). And don't take this wrong, I don't want to crush little kiddies dreams or anything, I just want to point out there is a time when you need to accept reality and move on. You just can't belive in random tales, and when I figured out Santa wasn't real (logicaly, because some fool in my class dared me to explain how Santa could be possibly real because everyone calls me a nerd because I am 2 grades ahead) I took it pretty harshly and started to hate that kid. But now I accept it because I think some day you have to survive in the real world.Now back to buisness...1) It is not possible to deliver presents to 2 BILLION PEOPLE IN JUST DAMMED 31 HRS (Due to rotation of the earth) and deliver them all when you k...see more »LOGICAL EXPLINATION SANTA IS NOT REAL (I'm a 5th grader so I might get some wrong). And don't take this wrong, I don't want to crush little kiddies dreams or anything, I just want to point out there is a time when you need to accept reality and move on. You just can't belive in random tales, and when I figured out Santa wasn't real (logicaly, because some fool in my class dared me to explain how Santa could be possibly real because everyone calls me a nerd because I am 2 grades ahead) I took it pretty harshly and started to hate that kid. But now I accept it because I think some day you have to survive in the real world.Now back to buisness...1) It is not possible to deliver presents to 2 BILLION PEOPLE IN JUST DAMMED 31 HRS (Due to rotation of the earth) and deliver them all when you know HALF OF THEM ARE AWAKE!2) You claim Santa has magic and that he uses that to deliver the presents at a freaking supersonic speed, but don't you remember in 2nd grade when your supposed to read a non fiction book that includes magic, but your parents say it's fiction? If Santa was real, it would be non fiction because Santa uses magic but since it's fiction, magic isn't real, making it IMPOSSIBLE for Santa to deliver presents to 7 billion people in 11 hrs, so he's not real.3) SANTA CANT POSSIBLY CARRY 2 BILLION PEOPLE'S WORTH OF PRESENTS ON 1 FREAKING SLEIGH, ESPECIALLY WITH ONLY DANCER AND PRANCER AND VICKSEN AND DASHER AND COMET AND CUPID AND RUDOLF AND WHATEVER! MAGIC ISNT REAL!4) Santa will die of dibeties if he ate 2 MILLION COOKIES and milk, ASSUMING if they don't leave out extra.5) THE NORTH POLE IS JUST A FREAKING. FLOATING. CHUNK. OF. ICE!6) Assuming there is currently 2 billion clildren, HOW ARE YOU GOING TO WATCH IF THEIR NAUGHTY OR NICE!? HE HAS TO BE SPYING THEM ALL THE TIME WHICH I THINK IS CREEPY AND CHILD ABUSE!Lol I lost my mind writing this... Should I turn this in to my science teacher? LOL IDK

    LOGICAL EXPLINATION SANTA IS NOT REAL (I'm a 5th grader so I might get some wrong). And don't take this wrong, I don't want to crush little kiddies dreams or anything, I just want to point out there is a time when you need to accept reality and move on. You just can't belive in random tales, and when I figured out Santa wasn't real (logicaly, because some fool in my class dared me to explain how Santa could be possibly real because everyone calls me a nerd because I am 2 grades ahead) I took it pretty harshly and started to hate that kid. But now I accept it because I think some day you have to survive in the real world.ALSO: The holidays aren't for presents and all, they are for cheer and to be thankful that you are living and have so many caring people for you. So, technically (I love...see more »LOGICAL EXPLINATION SANTA IS NOT REAL (I'm a 5th grader so I might get some wrong). And don't take this wrong, I don't want to crush little kiddies dreams or anything, I just want to point out there is a time when you need to accept reality and move on. You just can't belive in random tales, and when I figured out Santa wasn't real (logicaly, because some fool in my class dared me to explain how Santa could be possibly real because everyone calls me a nerd because I am 2 grades ahead) I took it pretty harshly and started to hate that kid. But now I accept it because I think some day you have to survive in the real world.ALSO: The holidays aren't for presents and all, they are for cheer and to be thankful that you are living and have so many caring people for you. So, technically (I love technical loopholes), this isn't spoiling anyone's holidays.Now back to buisness...1) It is not possible to deliver presents to 2 BILLION PEOPLE IN JUST DAMMED 31 HRS (Due to rotation of the earth) and deliver them all when you know HALF OF THEM ARE AWAKE!2) You claim Santa has magic and that he uses that to deliver the presents at a freaking supersonic speed, but don't you remember in 2nd grade when your supposed to read a non fiction book that includes magic, but your parents say it's fiction? If Santa was real, it would be non fiction because Santa uses magic but since it's fiction, magic isn't real, making it IMPOSSIBLE for Santa to deliver presents to 7 billion people in 11 hrs, so he's not real.3) SANTA CANT POSSIBLY CARRY 2 BILLION PEOPLE'S WORTH OF PRESENTS ON 1 FREAKING SLEIGH, ESPECIALLY WITH ONLY DANCER AND PRANCER AND VICKSEN AND DASHER AND COMET AND CUPID AND RUDOLF AND WHATEVER! MAGIC ISNT REAL!4) Santa will die of dibeties if he ate 2 MILLION COOKIES and milk, ASSUMING if they don't leave out extra.5) THE NORTH POLE IS JUST A FREAKING. FLOATING. CHUNK. OF. ICE!6) Assuming there is currently 2 billion clildren, HOW ARE YOU GOING TO WATCH IF THEIR NAUGHTY OR NICE!? HE HAS TO BE SPYING THEM ALL THE TIME WHICH I THINK IS CREEPY AND CHILD ABUSE!Lol I lost my mind writing this... Should I turn this in to my science teacher? LOL IDKBTW... What the heck is 'I Made it?' I'm new to this website

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