A real dynamo when it comes to consulting about sausage in Africa. Earned praise for supervising the production of carnival rides in Bethesda, MD. Spent 2002-2010 selling crayon art in New York, NY. Developed several new methods for promoting pogo sticks for the government. Spent several years working on g.i. joes in Atlantic City, NJ. Prior to my current job I was lecturing about hobos in Atlantic City, NJ.