It's the 21st Century buddy, we roll in V8's and Mud Tires. You ever try driving around them elephants in a Mini Cooper?! Not only will they squash it from time to time but them little 16" wheels don't go through Ele Poo very easy!
Um, I live in the North America. The last time we had an Elephant was just before the last Ice Age...... I ride several bicycles with either 26" or 700c wheels that run through poop just fine.
Ok, so tell me. What was the original reason for posting on my OBoard? Was it in spite of comments made in jest on the Game Lego Instructable which was relatively on topic? You hate WoW? You hate GMC's? Or am I just taking these comments of yours wrong? Please advise me because I honestly would have expected at least a chuckle about the V8's and Poo bit. In response to your latest comment, I would have to point out a couple of flaws. One, I live in Vegas, so you have nothing on me because you live in North America as well. Two, We had Mammoths in the last Ice Age which is a close descendant to the Elephant. Good enough for me. Three, why would you ride a bike through Poo? Please, if I am taking it wrong then I would love nothing more than to continue arbitrariously talking about different wheels and poo since that is what my sense of humor leans to.
I knew it, everyone questions why a clown such as I would be driving a pickup but we can fit more into it. I even have a midget on 6' stilts that pops out of the engine compartment. One time, he jumped out early because his pants caught on fire. It was the funniest thing ever, especially since he had been drinking before hand and wobbled right into a baby giraffe. Ever since then, the giraffe hasn't left him alone. As for the mudflaps, I've got ladies on them so I try not to get them dirty.
Gee, I thought it would have been for the leg room...... you know, for the shoes :) I'm looking into some fenders for the rain. If I get nice chrome ones, you can bet on seeing an instructable for mini mud flaps with a chrome chick. Honestly I'm just diametrically opposed to huge trucks but you do have the mud flaps in your favor. Do you have those brass testicles hanging from the receiver hitch? My dream truck is an Isuzu NPR flatbed. Of course with a bike rack.... but that's just me.
No, I lock my balls in the safe here at work so my wife can't get a hold of them. I like the mini mud flaps, I can see it now. Beach cruisers rolling down Sunset Blvd with your mud flaps and girls. Huzzah!
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