Ken Chevy

About
I am old, fat and ugly...unlike most. Most it seems, got slim and trim and beautiful / handsome as they got older. Who do I complain to about that? God? I thought about doing that and then thought to myself:
Did I want to have Him bring to MY attention it was ME eating that second AND third helping of ice cream the last time we talked about me being fat?

And for sure not after that last little talk we had with me complaining about everyone in my family being fat, even my grandparents and Him replying that I should remember who I was talking to, that it probably wouldn't be a good idea complaining to Him or I might just end up with a third arm growing out of the middle of my forehead.
I apologized a bunch and admitted being old, fat and ugly was better than that.

Now I try to not complain so much as I wonder why my God has to be so grouchy when I want to talk about my problems.
I think I heard him mumbling something about how grouchy I would be if I had to listen to BILLIONS of people like me complaining about how bad their life was.

But He did let me learn how to take half way decent looking photos and I am thankful for that.
And I like cars and pickups, photography, computers, software, toys, guns, knives, pens and pencils AND intelligent conversation.

Intelligent?
That wasn't very funny when He made ONE HALF of the population have BELOW average IQ. Why would He do that? He doesn't like smart people? Why did he have to make so many dumb ones? Did He think it was a joke?

Interests
Cars, computers, photography, software, guns, tools, toys, knives, pens, pencils, intelligent people and intelligent conversation. Good jokes too!

Location
Salem, Oregon, USA

Age: 64

Gender: MALE