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Favorite Music:

So many, but here is a few:

-Aquabats
-Bach
-Beastie Boys
-Black Dahlia Murder
-Bob Marley and The Wailers
-Dimmu Borgir
-HORSE the Band
-Necrophagist!
-Pink Floyd
-Preschool Teaparty Massacre (PTPM)
-The Toasters
-Take a Spin Down Rainbow Road (TADSRR)
-We Butter The Bread With Butter (WBTBWB)
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Favorite Quotations:

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die. "
-Hunter S. Thompson

"I don't live here. I'm from a place very far away called Context....It's such an unpleasant place that I spend almost all my time out of it."
-Everpresent Wordsnatcher

"Do I look like a reasonable man to you? Or a peppermint nightmare?"
-Mighty Boosh

"The rosebush is:
a.Healthy,
b.Small,
c.Filled with hatred,
d.Not flowering."
-Sample Test

Quote (ericsgarage @ Thu, Sep 24 2009, 12:33pm)
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite
her was smiling at her.

She immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.

The man seemed more amused.

When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the
driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court.

The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.

The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on
the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition."

"She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are Comin' and
I grinned."

"Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce
the swelling', and I had to smile."

"Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big
Stick Did the Trick', and I could hardly contain myself."

"BUT, your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that
said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'.. I just lost it."


"CASE DISMISSED!!"

Interests
Engineering, Locks, safes, airsoft, legos, robots, graffiti, stencils, art, etc

Location
Portland OR

Gender: GUY