Zaphod Beeblebrox

About
i LOVE LONGBOARDING !!!!!!!!!!!


My Top 5 :::::::::::
teacheroftheways
longangia
thinkenstien
timanderson
ewilhelm

TEACHEROFTHEWAYS YOU ROCK!!!!


i love making stuff. I just finished my first homade longboard. UPDATE: it failed miserably. Im usually (as in always)( including while i sleep) wearing my 84 lumber cap that grandpa gave me and has like 80 of in his garage.I take alot of really old junk (like a car phone for instnce) and take it apart from his basement . Ive found alot of coool stuff in that basement including my dads bike that he had a really good story about almost killing himself on. In the pic Im holding my favorite club in my bag by the way (my 7-8 iron ) I do my best with it. I hate stuff that is stupid and slideshows about knex UNLESS its from teacheroftheways.I like gum and money and poporn and chocolate and electronics and fire and bamboo and bike trailers and hoboism and PIE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and those little games at fast food restraunts where you can win free pie if you can drop a quarter in a cup that im good at and i like editing pics of kiteman and cherries and stuff thats orange and I ABSOLUTELY HATE BAKUGANS THE TOY THAT HURTS WHEN YOU STEP ON IT AND THE INSANELY ANNOYING SHOW !!!!!!!!!!!!! and I like mcdonalds snack wraps and cell phones and NEW AVATARS MAKE ME ONE IN MY FORUM TOPIC PLEASE!!!!!!!,AND instructables and i do not like my INSANELY HARSH gym teacher who likes killing people and i hate latin and having to learn it and classical music and japanese anamation (which you would think would be better considerig how good they are at making video games) and i hate sand and i LOVE hot fries and diet dr.pepper and sprite and vipers (the car) and i hate it when my dog poops on the carpet and what my gym teacher calls "gravel push-ups" and when my dad forgets to give me my allowance and my hampster who seems to shove his but out of the cage to poop so it lands on the carpet and vaccuming (for said resons)and scooby-doo and i love souerdough bread and hard and soft pretzells and Dave Barry and bill bryson and Michal Savage and CAPS LOCK and KFC and tobasco sauce and steak and crabcakes and salmon and all fish but shrimp and periods ..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................


i love safeway clear water and swords and leds and tv and and hot glue and and the show im watching as i type dirty jobs (the ostrich episode) and hobos and thinkenstein and air cannons and rockets and kicking things and robots and ADAM SAVADGE!!!!!!!!! and wire coat hangers and duct tape and long profiles and ziplines and cats and trebuchets and catapults and wood and titanium and cardboard and blowing up soda bottles with dry ice and money and weird wallets and marshmellos and surgical tubing and heat shrink tubing and bunk beds (especially mine) and jumping off stuff and cubes and spheres and dodecahedrons and ronk speelinks and grammmmears and attics and basements and treehouses and crabcakes and steak from Lunis Steakhouse and the biscuts at red lobster and candles and burgers and tee shirts and zip ties and SWAT and wii and being cold and remote controlled stuff and commenting and insanely long profiles and repeating myself and repeating myself and repeating myself and red lobster biscuts and bb guns. im bored so ill type randomly.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................../a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a//a//a//a//a//a/a//a/a//a//a//a//a//a//a/a//a//a//a//a//a//a///a//a/a//a///a//a//a//a//a//a//a//a//a//a//a//a//a//a//a//a//a//a//a//a//a//a//a//a//a//a//a//a//a//a//a/a//a//a//a//a//a//a//a//a//a//a//a//a//a//a//a//a//a/




some of my fears are

having a refridgerator being tied to my ankle and then being dropped into the deepest part of the ocean
being suffocated
aliens(sighns really messed with me)
people taking my money(beat me with a stick all you want as long as you don't take my money)
large colonies of ants trying to kill me
i like it when it does not not rain and i hate it when it snows.I hate being under 18.i am 12 in real life (i couldnt wait till 13 to join)

I am not a knexer but whatever:

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I AM SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THE STUPID NARUTO IBLES,NARUTO IS SILLY AND STUPID AND I HATE IT

Interests
fire, Mythbusters, explosions, pranks, robots, duct tape, bb guns, weapons, trebuchets, golf, longboarding

Location
annapolis,maryland, has timeshare on jupitor

Age: 15

Gender: ROBOT