It's gotten to the point where to NOT have a Facebook account is like not having a neurotic ex-lover stalking your house and eating your pets in the front yard. And since I've sold my soul to about 30 various galleries and online blogs, (31, now) I figure my virtual purity is about as guaranteed as unprotected relations with Ms. Lohan.
So to all who know me, and those who don't, here's a quick recap of my life since High School.
I left Sterling Heights High School and moved to Rochester A…