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chuck norris

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» And too right, you are my friend, too right, indeed.
» An interesting point. Might I ask, however, What type of spring did you use? Was it som…
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» On, no! Not again!
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» Might I make a suggestion? Do not, I repeat, do not use rubber bands. They are weak, …
» This is what I call an instructable! It's creative, classic, DETAILED (unlike so many …
» I do congradulate you on creating this device, ftking_83702. However, this is not an in…
» You've been watching Eagle Eye too many times, huh?
» Hmm, this might be a little tougher than I thought...

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Oct 12, 2009. 10:05 PMBad2Grim says:

where do u find all the super funny pics dude

Nov 4, 2009. 11:13 PMchuck norris (author) says:

Most every one of the pictures I have posted are from threadbombing.com.
But be warned, some of the content on that site wouldn't be very well-recieved on a collaborative site like this.

May 18, 2009. 8:31 AMTwistedParadox says:

is it true that you can touch MC Hammer?

Oct 2, 2009. 7:52 PM

DJ Radio says:

Ewwww....

May 17, 2009. 8:32 AMThe Jamalam says:

I LOVE YOU MAN! CAN I SEE A ROUNDHOUSE KICK? PLEASE? :D:D:D

Sep 27, 2009. 7:51 PMchuck norris (author) says:

Nobody sees a roundhouse kick... either they execute a roundhouse kick or they receive one.

May 18, 2009. 1:31 PM

DJ Radio says:

are you the real chuck norris or a fanboy?

Sep 12, 2008. 7:53 PMmrbox says:

Chuck Norris .. oh F**K i lightning bolt just struck the tree next door when i said / typed Chuck Norris!?!?!! Must be karma... Karma plus Chuck Norris isnt a good combo for $9.99

Dec 16, 2008. 12:17 PMThelonelysandwitch says:

serious?????????? here is Chuck norris's phone number tell him chris told ya to (895)-591-4568

Feb 21, 2009. 8:45 PMchuck norris (author) says:

PLEASE...STOP...CALLING!!!!!

Feb 22, 2009. 10:26 AMThelonelysandwitch says:

lol nice pic

Sep 12, 2008. 7:56 PMmrbox says:

You should make an instructable on how to Chuck kick!

Feb 12, 2009. 3:04 PMchuck norris (author) says:

You mean a roundhouse kick? Yeah that would be pretty easy to teach. I'll tell you this, it doesn't matter how big, bad, and ugly your opponent is, a proper and well placed roundhouse kick or 360 reverse swing kick to their head will instantly knock them out about 99% of the time. Why? A seasoned Martial Artist can get their foot to travel nearly two-hundred and fifty miles per hour with either one of those kicks! Class dismissed.