kelseymh

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I've been an experimental high-energy physicist for 20 years (since I started graduate school in 1988). I got my BS in physics from UCLA, my Ph.D. at Caltech, and did a post-doc at UBC before moving to SLAC.

Being an experimentalist means that I got to learn how to use machine tools, to fabricate little parts and jigs with a mill and lathe, and to deal with Real Engineers to design and construct experiments. This was a great learning experience, and I've been putting it to good use ever since.

Since I got together with my wife, I've been doing assistive technology projects for her. Now I'm starting to do the same to make taking care of our daughter easier. Designing stuff is great fun, but actually taking it from two to three dimensions, especially for someone else, is even better.
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Age: 46
Gender: MALE

 

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Jan 8, 2012. 10:43 PMLithium Rain says:
Hi, Kelsey!

I wanted to ask a fairly random question here in order not to derail the established thread as it's so far off-topic. In the vegetarian thread, you wrote "I am completely in support of your opinions about CAFOs. The conditions there are appalling -- if (when) human beings were treated that way, the perpetrators were tried and executed."

I'm curious as to where you stand on the death penalty - given what I know about your general political slant I would think it likely that you oppose it across the board. However, (though I realize it doesn't *necessarily* reflect anything about what you think), I wasn't as sure after reading your comment. I found the thought of what Nacho calls a "Lotus Eating Leftie" tacitly finding capital punishment acceptable on a thread about animal rights rather interesting. Thus my curiosity. :D

(If you're not comfortable with the question (I don't know that I would be!), apologies and I can remove the comment.)
Oct 9, 2011. 9:18 AMElvenChild says:
Umm what exactly is a BS in Physics, because in english it means @!#$@%$##@#@$#$@$@#$%@%/#%#@#$#$#%#$%##@... or something like that?
Dec 21, 2010. 7:12 PMoctopuscabbage says:
Question: I recently watched a NOVA special on fractal geometry and got interested in it: Do you have any sort of knowledge of fractal geometry? I don't know if it pertains to your field but i would like to know more.
Dec 22, 2010. 1:36 PMoctopuscabbage says:
Thank you, that explained a lot too me. Is there some sort of mathematical function you can use to make your own?
Dec 22, 2010. 3:12 PMoctopuscabbage says:
I have seen the mandelbrot set, and have been to electric sheep, i just wondered if there was some way to do a 2d plot of one in python.
Dec 22, 2010. 5:58 PMoctopuscabbage says:
I will post an 'ible bout it. Off to wikipedia!
Dec 22, 2010. 6:06 PMoctopuscabbage says:
I found one i think can be implemented but am having problems with understanding the math. It is called an iterated function system.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iterated_function_system

I think i kind of get it, but i need help with the formula.
Apr 20, 2010. 4:25 PMTheChemiker says:
Everytime I look at your avatar, I think of a turkey.
Jul 22, 2010. 4:10 PMLithium Rain says:
I always have, too.
Jun 22, 2010. 6:30 PMdombeef says:
Its not?
Jun 22, 2010. 9:37 PMTheChemiker says:
Click on it. It is a person working on something, surrounded by lights in a circle or something.
Jun 23, 2010. 6:11 AMdombeef says:
I know I was just joking. I saw the Forum thread a while ago. And I think that was kelseym in the middle
May 24, 2010. 7:27 PMzascecs says:
That's exactly what I've been thinking all this time in instructables...! 
Jun 22, 2010. 9:36 PMTheChemiker says:
I know!
Apr 22, 2010. 6:46 PMTheChemiker says:
Now its dinner!
Jun 9, 2010. 11:03 AMmikeyx says:
Hello I'm new member nice to meet you
May 7, 2010. 3:02 PMChrysN says:
Great! (I am glad to see that I have the answers correct too).  Though for #5 I had www.instructables.com/id/Coilgun-Handgun/
 found here www.instructables.com/answers/What-is-the-most-discussedviewed-instructable-of-/
Apr 13, 2010. 5:28 PMTheChemiker says:

What is with the new update?  Sorry if I sound mean, but the layout currently sucks!  I was going to post a forum topic about it, but I can't even do that!  The new search bar sucks majorly, why won't it just search instructables, like the old one, and not stupid google links?  If I want to search google, I'll go there myself.  I also can't view people's instructables except for the ones on the first page, if I press the next button, it just reloads the same page.  The total layout is much less user-friendly, and only has drawbacks.  There may be more, but this makes the whole site odd and difficult.  Please reply, I am asking you because I think you are an admin, or at least someone high-ranking on the site.


WHY, WHY, WHY?

Apr 16, 2010. 6:16 PMTheChemiker says:
Sorry, I was just really Pd off.  I loved the old search, where you could organize the the search the way you wanted, and it was always a graphical search.  When I tried to post a forum about this, when I clicked publis, the screen just went white, and would not do anything.  When I try to veiw more of people's ible's by pressing the next button, It jus reloads the same homepage.  Those are the main problems, but I also think some of my comments aren't showing up.  (bty, is my avatar really stupid?)
Apr 16, 2010. 9:13 PMTheChemiker says:
By the way, do you have the problem with viewing other people's ibles?
Apr 16, 2010. 9:12 PMTheChemiker says:
Thank you.  My avatar is fullerene, and my name should be chaning to what it says on the avatar soon.  Why do comments just decide to up and go?
Apr 17, 2010. 9:38 AMTheChemiker says:
Hopefully not.
Mar 20, 2010. 10:51 AMKnexFreek says:
 Hello!
Mar 5, 2009. 6:57 PMJaycub says:
This is a link to an interesting new idea for how to make electricity:

http://www.solarbotanic.com/nanoleaves.php

The piezoelectric cloth (I think DuPont is developing it) might also be useful with this.
Nov 11, 2009. 6:58 AMsharlston says:
i have a theory kelseymh and i would like you to tell me if it would work please

could we make a giant capacitor so we would put 100v in and get 100000v out so it would solve the worlds energy problems?

thanks
Nov 12, 2009. 2:50 AMsharlston says:
ok thanks
Oct 22, 2009. 12:35 PMsharlston says:
hey can i ask what youre current avatar is?
Nov 10, 2009. 12:55 PMRock Soldier says:
(removed by author or community request)
Nov 10, 2009. 2:09 PMKiteman says:
What, you hunted through Kelseymh's comments just to be able to post that?

Good grief, get a grip!
Nov 11, 2009. 6:54 AMsharlston says:
what exactly did he say?
Nov 10, 2009. 6:44 PMRock Soldier says:
No it's on his user page.
Oct 26, 2009. 2:40 PMsharlston says:
wow you worked there?cool
Oct 16, 2009. 8:50 AMKoosie says:
Howzit, you said in a comment that you're from South Africa, Snap!  How'd you end up in USA?
Oct 17, 2009. 8:32 AMLithium Rain says:
What?! That's not in my StalkerFile!
Oct 18, 2009. 2:36 PMKoosie says:
lol. No it's not like that. He mentioned in ( <a href="http://www.instructables.com/id/Making-a-tool-to-measure-angles/">http://www.instructables.com/id/Making-a-tool-to-measure-angles/</a> ) that he was from South Africa and I just wondered how that happened. Usually an interesting story when it comes to South Africans :)
Oct 18, 2009. 5:05 PMLithium Rain says:
Oh! No, that was another user responding to kelsey. :)
Oct 19, 2009. 12:30 PMKoosie says:
OOooo. I don't only feel stupid but look it too.  Mr H S Thompson was answering kelseymh  :(

Wow, so much for look twice, react once!
Oct 19, 2009. 2:06 PMLithium Rain says:
Naah, it did look like it could've come from kelsey. No worries! :)
Oct 19, 2009. 8:04 PMLithium Rain says:
Ummm, I think he just meant it as in the <a href="http://greeting...">greeting...<br /> </a><br /> (If you were just being subtly funny, then this of course sounds terribly condescending...my apologies - I wasn't entirely sure! :-) )<br />
Oct 20, 2009. 7:38 AMLithium Rain says:
XD That's too bad really...
Oct 20, 2009. 1:12 PMKoosie says:

Oh boy, what a mess I've caused :(

Firstly: Howzit is a greeting we use. Combination of "How is it". A friendly way to say "Hi, How are you?".

My apologies to you kelseymh, I thought you responded to HS Thompson when, in actuality, he was responding to you.  A confusing lay-out I now understand :)

Hopefully there's no more confusion :-)

Oct 20, 2009. 1:15 PMLithium Rain says:
Hahahaha! Kelsey actually is being funny (not that you would know it :-P ); he has a sense of humor that is sometimes subtle...which unfortunately is misunderstood.

Again, I really wouldn't worry...I've been on boards where this would be A Big Deal, but confusion is a part of daily life for us on here! We don't bite, are very lightly moderated and bumping is encouraged. ;)
Oct 21, 2009. 1:10 PMKoosie says:
Nah, no worries here ...<br /> <br /> /\ /\<br /> * *<br /> }<br /> \---/<br /> '
Oct 7, 2009. 3:13 PMLithium Rain says:
Woo hoo!
Oct 6, 2009. 3:24 PMReCreate says:
Ok really, deleting my comment when i try to apologize? Way to go....
Oct 6, 2009. 8:34 PMReCreate says:
I guess your right...
Oct 4, 2009. 4:11 PMReCreate says:
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Sep 18, 2009. 8:30 PMLithium Rain says:
Pretty!
Jul 12, 2009. 11:29 PMWeissensteinburg says:
I haven't seen you using this avatar for a long time!
Jul 9, 2009. 6:43 AMGoodhart says:
I am unaware of an Orange board problem, with whom exactly does this affect?
Jul 10, 2009. 7:45 AMGoodhart says:
Oh, and now that I have awakened fully, let me answer your last question :-) I am using the latest version of FireFox here at home. At work, it is the previous version of FireFox. I DO remember having that problem with MSIE the one time used it from work.
Jul 10, 2009. 7:42 AMGoodhart says:
By inconsistent, I meant that I haven't had it happen to me except once at the very beginning when it was first reported.
Jul 9, 2009. 12:11 PMGoodhart says:
Yes, I knew of the problem, I was just wondering why it seemed inconsistent. AND I just meant I was unaware of it still being a problem.
:-)
Jul 9, 2009. 12:11 PMGoodhart says:
not that I can do anything about it.....
Mar 19, 2009. 5:07 PMfrollard says:
Cross-posted from my orange-board. Not sure the protocol with replies on your own board :D Hehehehe - check my instructables, and you'll notice my one on 911 emergency... That was during my practicum here at FREMS - Foothills Regional EMS. I wasn't yet wearing the uniform. I'm a 911 dispatcher for ~50 fire stations and ~18-25 ambulances, on a given day in Rural Southern Alberta, Canada. Your position sounds like a lot of fun.
Mar 20, 2009. 8:05 AMfrollard says:
It's probably better than my French/Swiss geography :D That said, unfortunately, chalk river is just outside Algonquin Provincial Park... I cover southern Alberta (next to British Columbia), from 100km north of the USA border to Calgary, At points for the entire width of Alberta ;) I'm 16 hours from Vancouver (driving through the rocky mountains). You being 'busy' at work is a good thing (along with the hundreds of other integral people to CERN :D
May 27, 2009. 8:56 PMfrollard says:
Banff is absolutely beautiful! I wouldn't want to LIVE there, but to visit is an exquisite, unique-earth-wide experience. Lake Louise, about half an hour drive away (west of banff) is also stunning. No worries about late reply - we're all busy people! I directly dispatch the fire and ambulance for the banff area, but the local wardens have more experience with anything off-road by more than a centimeter. They can place your location on any trail given obscure walking directions on random trails. It's impressive. :)
May 27, 2009. 4:21 PMJaycub says:
Is it true that running a huge amount of electricity through a piece of carbon will mage anti matter? I read a instructable that said that and figured you are the best person to ask.
May 27, 2009. 5:02 PMJaycub says:
It was here:

http://www.instructables.com/id/My-Working-well-closer-than-anyone-elses-i-thin/

I didn't think that made sense, but I though I might as well ask.
May 27, 2009. 4:21 PMJaycub says:
make not mage
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