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Well in that case, just tell them it's chocolate. I would love to see the results. "Ohh chocolate, ahhhhh..."

Better yet, put it next to a fake baby and punish thieves. With a sign that says "Don't steal candy from babies!"

I mean like a doll, not those creepy, sadistic, stupid, ugly, odd, creepy, weird, spooky, ceramic ones that people have. those things haunt my dreams.

When I was a kid my grandparents had and old man doll, who looked like a thin diseased Santa, in the room I would sleep in. So creepy in the dark, cause I could see it's eyes.

I know right, the thing was supposed to be Santa, I think, but it just made him look like a midget pedophile. I mean come on, a guy sneaks down your chimney, doesn't take anything, and loves children. He's either a serial killer or a pedophile. On that note, has there ever been a non-white, non-male serial killer, cause I've never known of one.