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THIS POST IS DANGEROUS. THERE SHOULD BE A DISCLAIMER.There are plenty of newbies searching the web for advice. Unless they read the comments there is no way for them to know its a parody. Yes, we can laugh at the insane tactics and amusing writing, but unless you actually have some experience with a chainsaw there is no way to know that this is satire. Simply change it to HOW TO NOT CUT DOWN A TREE. It will still be funny. Otherwise, take the damn thing down.