*High Functioning Autism Spectrum Disorder* (LOUD AND PROUD) *Aspie* (The eclectic-quiet-peaceful-type) *Friend-Focused Heteroromantic Asexual* (Since everybody has to be labelled nowadays, here's mine) *Proud Father Of The Perfect Kiddo* (Came out as ace later on. And I LOVE my son to death) *Phytochemistry (Because plants are dope) *Pharmacology (You should stay away from dope) *CPhT* (But I like too many things to actually use it as a career) *Empathy (Love is love is love is love is …