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mynameisjonas

  • Date Joined:Mar 30, 2008
  • Instructables:2
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About
I love to make, craft, build, hack, and explode. Because i'm sorta poor, DIY and how to is second nature to me. So when I stumbled across Instructables it was love at first sight.
I also love science. pondering the how & why of our universe is one of my favourite pastimes (second only to writing using British English in America).
I am also an strong atheist . feel free to ask me questions but please no trolling(or am I simply just asking for trollers by stating that?)
my old username was avery165 but I like my current one much better

My name is Jonas.
I'm carrying the wheel.
Thanks for all you've shown us.
This is how we feel.

Come sit next to me.
Pour yourself some tea.
Just like Grandma made
When we couldn't find sleep.
Things were better then.
Once but never again.
We've all left the den.
Let me tell you 'bout it.

Choo-choo train left right on time.
A ticket costs only your mind.
The driver said, "Hey, man, we go all the way."
Of course we were willing to pay.

My name is Wakefield.
Gotta box full of your toys.
They're fresh out of batteries.
But they're still makin' noise, makin' noise.
Tell me what to do.
Now the tank is dry.
Now this wheel is flat.
And you know what else?
Guess what I received,
In the mail today.
Words of deep concern
From my little brother.

The building's not goin' as he planned.
The foreman has injured his hand.
The dozer will not clear a path.
The driver swears he learned his math.

The workers are goin' home. (x4)
Yeah!

The workers are goin' home. (x3)
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

My name is Jonas.
Location
deep within the earth's core
Gender: BLOKE

 

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Mar 30, 2009. 6:58 AMBerkin says:
Are you from The Giver? Lol.
Nov 5, 2009. 2:00 PMDJ Radio says:
I did a class unit on the Giver.  It was a bore.
Nov 6, 2009. 8:00 AMBerkin says:
Hehe..
Apr 1, 2009. 7:45 PMBerkin says:
Haha. Do a Wiki search on The Giver. Then you'll get my little joke, LOL.
Apr 2, 2009. 1:03 PMBerkin says:
See?

LAWL
Jan 24, 2009. 9:14 AMTeacherOfTheWays says:
i finished the ible. Check it out!
Jan 23, 2009. 4:51 PMTeacherOfTheWays says:
Ok then i am trying to include everything i know. If you have any questions, or get stuck while building, feel free to send me a message or leave a comment.
Jan 23, 2009. 2:47 PMTeacherOfTheWays says:
hey i am currently working on the ible. is there any specifics things you would like to know how to do, or you want me to add?
Jan 13, 2009. 5:38 PMTeacherOfTheWays says:
ya sorry man me and my friend have been really busy...but once we get the wood we will make an ible on it. Sorry again.
Jan 1, 2009. 6:24 PMRock Soldier says:
Jonas(if that is your real name) We need to work together so we can stop the wraith of Kite man, or Kiteman or who ever he is now!
Jan 2, 2009. 9:36 AMRock Soldier says:
I know how to figure out which is which...I'll ask. Wish me luck.
Jan 2, 2009. 12:16 PMRock Soldier says:
Whatever that means...I honestly don't know. But, on a less pathedic note, I have concluded that Kiteman is indeed Kite man, but there is still time to change him into Kiteman. I just don't know how to yet.
Jan 2, 2009. 3:43 PMRock Soldier says:
Kiteman is really Kite Man, so we need a way to make Kite Man more like Kiteman.
Jan 2, 2009. 5:21 PMRock Soldier says:
I can do it. I can make an Offer that Kite Man and Kiteman can never refuse. Instructables first ATV that can go deep into the Earths Core that can protect anything inside the vehicle from the intense heat. Once they're done with the ATV, I'll send them into the core making them the first People ever to be in the Earths core.(and live) Once there, you capture and sedade them so your can preform the transplant. It's almost too easy...
Jan 2, 2009. 5:21 PMRock Soldier says:
That took more time to type, then to read it...
Jan 2, 2009. 6:13 PMRock Soldier says:
oh no, I meant I'll do(did do)what you told me to do. I like having the easy part
Jan 3, 2009. 10:00 AMRock Soldier says:
Do they remeber anything from before the operation? If not, Instructables could go into total chaos without Kiteman...
Jan 3, 2009. 10:56 AMRock Soldier says:
...How sedated exactly?
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