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101 (or more) ways to see a half-pint of milk Answered

Well, after seeing posts on https://www.instructables.com/community/What_is_your_winning_slogan/ that forum, and Lemonie suggesting that a book should be made, I decided to make this. All you need to do is post a comment that says:

An optimist sees a half pint of milk and says it's half full, a pessimist sees a half pint of milk and says it's half empty. I see a half pint of milk and say (your view of a half pint of milk here.)

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I see it and say two things, this glass of milk is really old and lets see, how can I make it better, I know, Hershey's chocolate.

A Republican sees half a pint and says, "Hey! Who drank my milk?"

A Democrat sees half a pint and says,"Hey! Dang Republicans taxed the other half!"

An optimist sees a half pint of milk and says it's half full, a pessimist sees a half pint of milk and says it's half empty. I see a half pint of milk and say who needs to finish their milk?

An average ibler sees a glass of milk and tries to make yogurt with only a magnifying glass and a corner of toast. A newbie sees a glass of milk and says "What is that white stuff?! Is it milk? How can I find out?" Kelsey sees a glass of milk and says "There are exactly 4720397373030366 atoms in this glass"

*"There are exactly 4720397373030367 atoms in this glass" kelseymh

The average I'bler sees half a glass of milk and builds a K'nex trigger-lock roller-coaster trebuchet to launch it into the next county.

....and a steampunk storage cabinet for the trebuchet.

The elite ibler sees a glass of milk and says "Hmmm, this batch of kombucha might be a bit off." A newbie sees that glass of milk and says "What is that white stuff? It is probably kombucha, I've heard about it." Kelsey sees a glass of milk and says, "The probability that the glass of whatever it is tastes good is very high, I think I'll try some..."

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n8man

9 years ago

I see a half a pint of milk and ask how big is the glass.

I see a half pint of milk and say "Who the bloody 'ell drank my milk?!" I see a half pint of milk and say its a half pint of milk I see a half pint of milk and say I'm lactose intolerant I see a half pint of milk and say its missing the oreos I see a half pint of milk and say we didnt have any milk...

An optimist sees a half pint of milk and says it's half full, a pessimist sees a half pint of milk and says it's half empty. I see a half pint of milk and say the optimist needs their eyes checked because the glass in the picture is more than half filled and the pessimist needs to be an optimist since the glass is less than half empty.

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n8man

9 years ago

...a pyromaniac says, "what would happen if I lit it on fire..."

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PKM

9 years ago

- I see a half pint of milk and say "has anyone got any ginger biscuits?" - I see a half pint of milk and make 8 cups of tea to go with it - i see 0.284130742 litres of milk (in a 0.568261485 litre glass)

An optimist sees a half pint of milk and says it's half full, a pessimist sees a half pint of milk and says it's half empty. I see a half pint of milk and say who's milk is this!?

Or An optimist sees a half pint of milk and says it's half full, a pessimist sees a half pint of milk and says it's half empty. I see a half pint of milk and say how'd this get here!?

An optimist sees a half pint of milk and says it's half full, a pessimist sees a half pint of milk and says it's half empty. I see a half pint of milk and say, I put it there just to (censored) with Spl1nt3rC3ll's mind.

An optimist sees a half pint of milk and says it's half full, a pessimist sees a half pint of milk and says it's half empty. I see a half pint of milk and say I need a smaller glass.

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ChrysN

9 years ago

I'd say: Where are the cookies?

An optimist sees a half pint of milk and says it's half full, a pessimist sees a half pint of milk and says it's half empty. I see a half pint of milk and reach for the straw.

A statistician sees half a pint of milk and says 100% of the milk is contained within the glass is fit for human consumption.

An optimist sees a half pint of milk and says it's half full, a pessimist sees a half pint of milk and says it's half empty. I see a half pint of milk and say it's 2%.

To start this off: "it is sour."