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A Psychoanalysis of Dr. Seuss Answered

I got real bored in summer school, so I opened up MS Word and wrote this*. Unfortunately, when I cut&paste, it makes funny characters, so you have to download the virus word doc instead.

  • It should be noted that the inspiration for this work came from an analysis of Seuss' The Cat in the Hat, which I cannot find ATM...

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ShielaAngel (author)2008-08-20

Wow, that was really good! You really added such depth to Green Eggs and Ham.
And it was rather entertaining to read, as well :P Sam being an annoying green eggs and ham salesman....

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Sunbanks (author)ShielaAngel2008-08-20

I always thought Sam was pretty annoying.

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Sunbanks (author)Labot20012008-08-20

He sort of seem like a stalker creep also.

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ShielaAngel (author)Sunbanks2008-08-20

He DID. If you think about it... Sam-I-Am just reeks of stalkerness.

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Sunbanks (author)ShielaAngel2008-08-21

And also why would he want the person to eat green eggs and ham with a goat? Maybe Sam was trying to get the guy close enough to the goat and distract him with the green eggs and ham so the goat could kill him.

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Goodhart (author)Sunbanks2008-08-21

Or maybe it is some cult infested rite, eating green eggs and PIG with a Goat LOL

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Sunbanks (author)Goodhart2008-08-21

At least the name of the book isn't "Green Eggs and Goat" Then it'd be weird eating the goat with a goat.

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Goodhart (author)Sunbanks2008-08-21

Just the green eggs has me not wanting any part of it :-)

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Sunbanks (author)Goodhart2008-08-21

I definitely wouldn't want to eat green eggs O_o

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Keith-Kid (author)2008-07-09

Wow....Labot.....You wrote that all by yourself? Reeeally?

In all seriousness, great job! It's really fun to read, yet actually says something worthwhile.....

Great Job! Ya crazy hobo....

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Lithium Rain (author)2008-07-02

Just read it, you are an excellent writer. I mean it.

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xACIDITYx (author)2008-07-02

and the antagonist, carrying him far away to the city’s sewer, were he
where

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xACIDITYx (author)Labot20012008-07-02

Totally dropped the ball.

Just kidding. It's a great psychoanalysis. one of the best I've ever seen

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xACIDITYx (author)Labot20012008-07-02

It was a joke because I've never read a psychoanalysis. But my Psychoanalysis reading future is off to a good start!

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Labot2001 (author)xACIDITYx2008-07-02

>I've never read a psychoanalysis.

Really?? Because I've never written one!!!11!!!1! *muscle spasm*

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jakee117 (author)2008-07-02

hmmm... interesting.. a bit psychotic.. but interesting.. and your psychoanalysis closes with enough meaning to not be completely useless! amazing!!!!

lol jk

it was funny and sort of made sense

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Goodhart (author)2008-07-02

Only one comment (other then you have a vivid imagination), and that is, near the end, the antagonist is put off by a chlorophyll loaded pig, thus making green ham, but this does not help us understand why green EGGS would be a problem :-)

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LinuxH4x0r (author)Labot20012008-07-02

No, he just doesn't like GorillazMiko

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killerjackalope (author)2008-07-02

Quite an amusing little psycho-analysis... I like the theories about the antagonists reasons for not eating the eggs and ham, the farm one being a little more imaginative but reasonable...

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killerjackalope (author)2008-07-02

You forgot to add the file...

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Goodhart (author)2008-07-02

*waving* Yoo hoo ! did you forget the Doc. or delete it ? :-)

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