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War Forum, Settle Disputes. Answered

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I think we should have a Forum topic dedicated to settling disputes, to prevent them from spilling over into neutral topics. If a squabble breaks out, it can be moved here (in the created topic) so that it does not disrupt other territories.

Interventions or reparations could be made in the topic.

What do you think, any ideas?

I don't really want to be the creator of this topic, but I will if I have too.

EDIT: The War Zone has been terminated.



This is what The War Zone looked like:

Welcome to the Hidden War Zone. Here you can settle disputes with other members privately, without disrupting the rest of the community. This Idea was thought up in the wake of the Skate/ Coolz War.

Every once and a while, two or more members feud with each other. As this site retains a friendly image, other members detest the violence that ensues. Eventually these feuds move from each other's orangeboards into the public forums, dragging other members into the conflict. In order to avoid this, I have created a war zone that is sheltered from the public eye. Think of it as fighting in a barren field as opposed to a populated city. If you're going to fight, at least try to limit the number of civilian casualties.

When the dust settles, truces, reparations, and atonements can take place. When you are done, please visit the Peace Forum.



You must war either two ways:

  • Chaotically battle in the comments.

or

  • Keep differing disputes separated by steps. (ie. Step one: Goodhart vs. Kiteman. Step two, Adrian Monk vs KK, Skate. et al.)

If you do add a step, please hit "save and finish later" or "finish later". This will keep the War Zone hidden.


If you must fight, do it here.

I truly hope this will never be used, but I've made it as a precaution.


Send me a PM if you wish to be a collaborator.
~Spl1nt3rC3ll



Shall we play a game?Goodhart, nachomama, or kiteman should get this.

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KentsOkay (author)2008-06-30

I DECLARE WAR UPON ALL OF YOU!!! ARM YOURSELVES AND CHALLENGE ME TO COMBAT IF YOU DARE!!!

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*drops down to floor* Killer J Turns away to celebrate at his favorite pub, RS2015 reveals he was playing possum, and follows KillerJ into the pub. *bar fight* *spectacular bar fight* *pub waitress kisses RS2015* *RS2015 beats up everyone, ties up KJ and hangs him on the wall* *RS2015 dusts off hat, and heads to inn with girl* *KJ is hopelessly bound and gagged*

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*Kj allows Rs to leave, unties himself*
*drops by to linux's house and bust up the fence*
*on his way towards RS's he leaves a chunk of roses bush in sunny's porch after snacking on it*
*Finds RS, punches him through his wall and up the street, ending in the bar*
*orders a pint*
*downs it*
*batters RS and says 'no thats a bad scientist'*
*Rs wets himself*
*KJ turns away in disgust*

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*RS is pleased, his diversion device worked, removes bottle from his plants and jumps KJ* *RS pins KJ, all of KJ's ex's come up and b!tSelect as Best AnswerUndo Best Answer

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*So RS thought anyway*
*KJ bust in the door after laughing at his friend frankie*
*Explains to RS that frankies GF does in fact has Crabs...*
*KJ watches his Ex's beat Rs for getting them all infested*
*RS's GF comes in and goes wow you're that hot guy with the jug!*
*RS is saddened to come in to the library the next day to hear screams of delight*

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On a serious not frankie did once get slapped by an ex that hadn't seen me in some time...

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... *yells to Kj's exe's "I dont have crabs! I shave!"* *sneaks up on KJ, drops a chunk of C4 down his throat, triggered to blow up if he passes it or regurgitates*

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KJ shakes himself about a bit, C4 detonates.. gurgling sound can be heard then burps... *Rs realises he can't win, not to mention the fact that he broadcasted the condition of his pubic hygiene on the internet,* *KJ and RS start drinking and since all the girls are there and not too worried about anything other than the trail of fires across the country they party like it's the end of the world..*

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*thinks that's a grand idea and patch it up over a pint... or two... or 10...*

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Derin (author)KentsOkay2008-07-04

*hides kill me sign on RS back* *drops confused RS on KJ in front of military base*

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killerjackalope (author)Derin2008-07-04

*Derinsleep comes back later, base in ruins, RS still sitting there and KJ sitting down having a smoke...* *Derinsleep decides to join the wayawrd party... they head to linux's, for some good ole fence busting*

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Derin (author)killerjackalope2008-07-04

*puts KJ into RC car* *drives car strait into fence*

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killerjackalope (author)Derin2008-07-04

*KJ clambers out of car and continues to wreck the rest of the fence, using derinsleep's face as a hammer...*

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Derin (author)killerjackalope2008-07-04

*drags KJ to mysterious room* *fills room with explosives* *leaves match* *RUNS FOR LIFE*

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killerjackalope (author)Derin2008-07-04

*derinsleep hears a massive BOOM in the distance* *what appears to be a chunk of shrapnel lands smouldering in front of derinsleep* *out of the crate comes KJ, he dusts himself off* *Picks up still burning wreckage and beats derinsleep in to a bloody pulp* *RS appears, pees on derinsleep* *KJ chuck petrol all around derinsleep* *Lights up a smoke and watches him try and crawl away* *finishes cigarette and flicks it on to derinsleep's back* *Derinsleep burns...*

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Derin (author)killerjackalope2008-07-04

*takes out rapid firing fire extinguisher gun* *sprays self* *shouts "Cant I bath without being disturbed?Now go out and dont slam the door!*

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killerjackalope (author)Derin2008-07-04

*Replies NO!, However you've now been disturbed*
*leaves in random direction, ends up in RS's neck of the woods*

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Derin (author)killerjackalope2008-07-04

*secretly sneaks up on KJ*

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killerjackalope (author)Derin2008-07-04

Ugh give over I left you to shower...

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Derin (author)killerjackalope2008-07-04

I was done with that and i lied *throws hot soldering irons to KJ* *pours steel on KJ*

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killerjackalope (author)Derin2008-07-05

*KJ enjoys a nice steel bath...* *Hears a beer open and shoots off* *Beer bottle flies in from the distance and hits derinsleep in the head* *derinsleep falls into the molten steel*

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Derin (author)killerjackalope2008-07-07

*takes out knife* *cuts KJ head off*

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killerjackalope (author)Derin2008-07-07

*Ahhhh Now there's two of them??!!

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Derin (author)killerjackalope2008-07-07

what?which one is the second?
*distracts KJ while putting some *RESTRICTED INFO* behind KJ*

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Derin (author)Derin2008-07-22

comes back,kj has turned into a molecule,puts KJ into microscope and watches him yell "let me out and turn me back into a human" like crazy

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Derin (author)Derin2009-04-03

COME BACK AND RESPOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Derin (author)Derin2009-06-24

are you a n00b,if not come here and fight like a man REAL MEN USE THE INTERNET

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Derin (author)Derin2008-07-04
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Derin (author)killerjackalope2008-07-04

*hides kill me sign on KJ back* *leaves KJ in front of military base*

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coolz (author)KentsOkay2008-06-30

allright. Ive got a machine gun, dont move!

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KentsOkay (author)coolz2008-06-30

Goody!
*grabs machine gun out of coolz hands with the force, drop kicks coolz*

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Spl1nt3rC3ll (author)KentsOkay2008-06-30

*Steps in.* I've just told Homer that you guys destroyed every Duff in the world. *Steps out.*

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KentsOkay (author)KentsOkay2008-06-30

Hey Homer, look at the giant donut! *rolls a giant donut towards the Grand Canyon* Hehe...

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tech-king (author)KentsOkay2008-07-01

tech-king industries sells invisible donuts if you like. and we have 3 flavors! chocolate, strawberry and honey glaze.
shipping not included. please bring your own truck. may contain saturated fats. not for animal feed. contains little cholesterol.

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KentsOkay (author)tech-king2008-07-01

No thanks, it must be visible.... I THOUGHT I BLEW UP YOUR FACTORIES!!

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Sun Gear (author)KentsOkay2008-09-08

*uses flux machine to warp to tech-king's hidden factory and blows it up as a favor.

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Derin (author)Sun Gear2009-01-02

derinsleep industries sells repair kits if you like.Three sizes are available. *uses factory size on tech-king industries*

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DJ Radio (author)Spl1nt3rC3ll2008-08-05

peter griffin: "hey stewie" *looks down at homer* "who the hell is that?"

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coolz (author)KentsOkay2008-06-30

*takes whip, swings around pole, and kicks rocketscientist in one swift move* then *grabs machine gun, and shoots rocketscientist*

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KentsOkay (author)coolz2008-06-30

Note, shoots at

*uses force to stop bullets in mid flight, then send them at there shooter*

*grabs whip and leaps at coolz*

*runs coolz through with lightsaber, ties him up with coolz's whip, and incinerates body*

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coolz (author)KentsOkay2008-06-30

*rolls out of fire with serious burns and missing limbs* *sneaks up on rocketscientist and trips him* *Rocketscientist falls in fire, and is incinerated* *grabs gun and shoots rocketscientist's body* *gets artificial limbs and a black suit one hour later*

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Sun Gear (author)coolz2008-09-08

*uses flux machine to go back in time and take revenge by a kick in the groind. then goes back to his present day the future.

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tech-king (author)KentsOkay2008-06-30

grabs tkppr. prepare to uhh, shoot, knex rods again. sigh.

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KentsOkay (author)tech-king2008-06-30

*teleports on top of tech king, slashes up his office with lightsaber, teleports away*

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