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Best Pick Up Lines Answered

Hi, Please share your funny/corny pick up lines on this forum. Thanks Joe 1.If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. That one was lame but i want to here yours.

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VerendusVir (author)2011-10-19

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
Get in the van.

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ilpug (author)2011-10-16

Hey, didja know im a medical marvel? i dont have heart, you took it!

Are you a meteorologist? because i need something to talk about to keep myself distracted from your body, but all i can think of is weather.

Are you a mathemetician? lets subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and hope we don't multiply.

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kingmik (author)2008-09-06

i'm mad everyone have a pick up line besides me i usaully joke around with the gurl show my muscles or when she bought to by something throw a big bill at the cash register like 20 and up but l8ly dollar bills worked. usally get a corny joke like where i came from the strip club

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XValentine (author)2008-04-28

una fiesta en mi pantalones (i think everyone can translate that .)

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super_genius (author)2008-04-21

nice legs.... when do they open? (knock knock) "who's there?" (when where) "when where who?" (me, you, now)

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thanks.. i actually thought of both of those on my own. i know they might seem slightly inappropriate.. but there are such worse ones..

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Yerboogieman (author)2008-04-21

1 i heard this from Fresh Prince man, god must have been havin a good day when he made a fine chick like you 2 i just know this one from somewhere your legs must be tired cause you been running through my mind all day those might be the other way around.

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astrozombies138 (author)2008-01-19

Are you from heaven? Cuz i have a boner

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PKM (author)astrozombies1382008-04-18

I'd want to start that one with just the lead-in line from a really cliched line- so "Is your dad a thief?", or "Your legs must be tired", or "Did it hurt?", or, y'know, "Polar bear!". Just because it's fun to mess with preconceptions. I have a quick-witted friend who overheard some guy say to his female friend "I like my women the way I like my coffee", and he immediately responded "What, freshly roasted? Ground up and in the freezer? No, wait, with a spoon in? I know- bought from a bolivian farmer for £4.00 a kilogram?" By the time he finished the girl was nearly wetting herself laughing and the guy was fuming... a cautionary tale about the dangers of chat up lines.

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joejoerowley (author)Labot20012008-01-20

i know. just imagine saying that some really hot chick.

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Labot2001 (author)joejoerowley2008-01-20

yeah... but some things are best left for imagination rather than real life. :]

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csharpdeveloper (author)2008-04-17

hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

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Tool Using Animal (author)2008-01-21

Ever handled a +10 Vorpal Blade?

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I just snorted. I think yours warrants as many blank stares as mine does.

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You served as my muse... BTW we all seem to have forgotten the true nerd pickup line A/S/L?

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whiterice (author)jessyratfink2008-04-07

If you could be anything in the world what would it be? I would be your tear... born in your eyes... live on your cheek. and die on your lips

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jdege (author)2008-01-21

The most unsuccessful one I ever heard tried:

Hey, Babe! I got gonnorhea! Want some?

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dsman195276 (author)2008-01-21

is it hot in here or is it just you? I need sunglasses because I am blinded by your beauty

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jessyratfink (author)2008-01-21

Hey baby, let's go back to my airship and pretend you're a chocobo! ...black stares ensue.

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killerjackalope (author)2008-01-20

I've got a long list of strange/funny ones from various jokes made with girls im picking up, strangely they always know which one's are jokes. Oh Whammy (just walked up, and I love the word) Can I have my thoughts back, I only have you now (heard that one as a serious one to my friend, she laughed turned round and waited for him to go) Hi, Nice to meet you, I'm god and I'm afraid you'll have to come back to heaven, the angels miss you Sorry can you pick that up, what?, my jaw It took me ages to get over here, you made my knees weak I have others but those are just the dumb ones off the top of my head.

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guyfrom7up (author)2008-01-19

lol, I was doing this in the other forum, so was astrozombie

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joejoerowley (author)guyfrom7up2008-01-20

Yeah I know. I feel sorry for the kid. He asks for advice and all we can do is give his pick up lines that funny.

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Goodhart (author)joejoerowley2008-01-20

How about: Hi ! How are you ? (maybe even add if you have seen her before) you sure look nice today. (then smile).

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Mr Slippy Fist (author)2008-01-20

ooh ooh!classic!.....howyoudoin?

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Danny (author)2008-01-20

Aren't you tired yet? youve been running through my mind all day. Did it hurt? What? When you fell from heaven...

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Juklop (author)2008-01-20

Hey! Nice shoes-- let's f*ck.

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zachninme (author)2008-01-20

"So, how do you like this pickup line?" The girls love self-reference ;-)

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joejoerowley (author)zachninme2008-01-20

good, very good and so true.

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Pat Sowers (author)2008-01-20

Is your dad a baker because you got some sweet buns?

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Pat Sowers (author)joejoerowley2008-01-20

im hungry for some sweet buns now..... yuummmmm!

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Pat Sowers (author)2008-01-20

If i followed you home would you keep me?

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Pat Sowers (author)joejoerowley2008-01-20

i have used this one before and it worked!

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Mr Slippy Fist (author)2008-01-20

me-your well fit!Got any irish in ya? some bird-No, I hav'ent me- doya want sum?(I'am half irish)

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cheers, actually worked for me(once)coz it made her laugh, thats all you gotta do, be funny.

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Jackhole (author)2008-01-20

Smile if you want to sleep with me. My personal favorite, it works on anyone, unless you're quite scary looking, then they'll probably run away...

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joejoerowley (author)Jackhole2008-01-20