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Bunk Beds Dangerous for Kids, Hopefully Safe for Interns Answered

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A new report shows that bunk beds may be pretty dangerous things that can lead to broken toes, bloody noses, ceiling fan entanglement (!), falls, strangulation and more fun things. Thinking back on my own experience growing up on the top bunk as a kid and in school dorms, I think I can claim about three of those injuries. But it was fun and sometimes we combined the injuries like the time I pushed a kid off the top of a bunk (an accident, I swear) and as he was falling off he chucked a plastic squirt gun and nailed me in the forehead making me bleed all over the place.He landed on a cushion and I proudly went to the hospital. Good times.

Well, here at Instructables HQ we have our own bunkbeds for interns and visitors and so far there have been no accidents. But, as this study from Nationwide Children's Hospital in Columbus, Ohio seems to say, it's only a matter of time before we add to the 36,000 reported injuries a year.

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Weissensteinburg (author)2008-06-04

Such ridiculous claims! Of course you can get hurt by a bunk bed...you can get hurt from anything!

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"Officer, I would like to report an assault caused by the oxygen around me"

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Doctor What (author)2008-06-04

Heck, I was on bunkbeds for most of my childhood, even when I had my own room. The only thing dangerous is if you are dumb enough to jump off of it (I was dumb enough). There is something great about bunk beds though, if you are sick, and you upchuck during the middle of the night, whoever is on the bottom gets the wrath of it.

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I also 'fall' into the group that was dumb enough to jump off when I was young (5yo).

I thought that my batman cape would give me the power of flight.  I did manage to make it all the way across the room, but came down a little hard and broke 3 bones in my foot...

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Doctor What (author)Doctor What2010-01-31

 It's strange to see posts that I have made from over a year ago.  I can barely remember even typing them!  What fun!

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imrobot (author)2010-01-31

so do out of town interns stay here for there whole internship?

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fungus amungus (author)imrobot2010-01-31

They did in our former space since we had a lot of extra room. In our new spot it won't happen.

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where is the current ibles hq anyway?

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so it's not at the alameda naval base anymore? :-(

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No. We've been out of there for a year and a half. We're now on our fourth location. The naval base was the second.

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imrobot (author)fungus amungus2010-02-01

so where do the interns stay?

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fungus amungus (author)imrobot2010-02-01

At apartments that they rent. Since the interns bathed in the janitor's sink at our old place I'd say it's worth the money.

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Frankie Bones (author)2009-02-03

My friend has twin brothers, and when they were little they had one bed that they shared, when they got older tho they wanted their own beds. We were out one day and saw a bunk bed in pieces out for trash. we mentioned it to his dad and he quickly drove out to pick it up. he brought it home and assembled it although it didnt seem all that sound, he said "oh it'll be fine, them two dont weigh that much." Yea for about a month he was right then one night the supports gave way and the top bunk collapsed onto the lower one, it probably would have killed the little boy on the bottom but luckily he had fallen asleep on the couch.

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some things are on the curb for a reason...

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lleehi (author)2009-10-10

That upper bunk looks wicked uncomfortable.  Bet it's perfect for keeping visits short!

It's amazing we all survived childhood with such dangers surrounding us.

I used to amuse myself by laying in bed and sticking my feet on the bottom of the upper bunkboard and bouncing it.  One night I knocked it off its side supports and brought bunkboard, mattress and sis crashing down next to me in the bottom bunk.  I wasn't injured, except by the fists of said sister (apparently not seriously injured either). 

A few years later, I had the top bunk (not an indication of my rise in family status but probably due to sis getting taller and hitting her head on the ceiling).  One night I fell off the top bunk-- over "safety" rail, onto thinly carpeted floor.  Unhurt, I reached up and yanked the pillow and blanket from my sleeping sister and went back to sleep, on the floor.  Unhurt, that is, until said sister awoke cold and with sore neck.

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Plasmana (author)2009-06-14

I sleep on a bunk bed, and I only had one fall, and because my room is tiny and have so much stuff around it, I managed to break my fall by grabbing my stuff, lol.

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The Ideanator (author)2009-09-24

I had a loft which counts as half a bunk bed, (strangely enough)no accidents except when my friend stuck his hand in my fan.

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Kiteman (author)2008-06-04

Well, here at Instructables HQ we have our own bunkbeds for interns and visitors

Oh?

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We get regular-but-rare cases over here of children accidentally hanging themselves with bunk-beds (slipping bodily through the side-rail and getting caught by the neck, for instance).

Personally; when I was much younger, my sister had the upper bunk, from where she once vomited on the top of my head.

A year or two later, when the beds were divided and placed in separate rooms (as they were designed to), I tripped and hit my head on the bed-post. The gash required stitches, and when they removed the stitches, I flinched so badly when the scissors came near that I required more stitches. I still have the scar, a discontinuity in my eyebrow.

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fungus amungus (author)Kiteman2008-06-04

Expected visitors, that is :)

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Kiteman (author)fungus amungus2008-06-04

Pauses with hand about to knock on Squidlabs door.

:-(

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The Ideanator (author)Kiteman2009-09-24

Follows Kitemnan's lead in stopping, wonders where money for the return trip is to be found/made

Darn, and I was so psyched to visit.

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KentsOkay (author)fungus amungus2008-06-04

What?? Damn
*hitchhikes back to Texas*

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Rock Soldier (author)Kiteman2009-04-10

huh. I didn't know you had a sister, or have a disconunity on your eyebrow...We could be related.

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Abominatus (author)Kiteman2008-06-04

well I have high bed no and I have for many years (8) and the only time I was every hart was when I first slept on it and I automatically sat up. I got halfway there and hit my head. I had a small bruise but that was it. I find it hard to believe that someone could possible hurt themselves on a high bed who is vaguely intelligent and/or is not 5. I don't wish to offend people but you must be pretty slow to end up hanging your self.

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ChicSpandex (author)2009-09-24

Another consideration is that, in the event of a fire, you will be where all the smoke and poisonous gasses go. Be sure you have smoke alarms.

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Zaphod Beeblebrox (author)2009-09-19

i have a bunk bed and im 11 and the worst thing thats happened is i think an alien is on the Sighns but nothing else is bad in particular

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Punkguyta (author)2009-09-15

I had bunk beds when I was a big younger. The worst that ever became of them I think was one night I slept on the wrong side and when I woke up, I didn't realize that my left arm was COMPLETELY asleep, not like a numbing asleep, it just wasn't there at all. When I when to put my arm down to push myself up, it felt like my arm had vanished through a hole in the mattress and I collapsed on myself and nearly smashed my head off the ladder for the top bunk.

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candlelover (author)2009-09-13

Yeah, I always seemed to think they were kind of dangerous. Though I know as a kid I really wanted one!

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D.L.H. (author)2009-09-01

The first time I was on a bunk bed I hit my head straight into the ceiling and was knocked out for about two hours. Aha good times good times.

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Gage987 (author)2009-08-23

most bunk beads are for corners and have railing on one side so you don't roll off mine did

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SuperCoPilot (author)2009-06-09

i gotta say first time i slept in a bunk bed was the funniest day of my life i woke up hit the fan, fainted, woke up ten minutes later, and repeat lol went on bout 6 more times before i had enough memory to gether that it was the fan

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RobotDangerKitty (author)2009-04-10

Don't get it on with your college boyfriend on the top bunk unless you think it's funny when he says "She's the one who fell out."

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TrustYourTechnologist (author)2009-02-26

i am 18 and i still sleep in a bunk bed and i had never had problems

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11010010110 (author)2008-12-09

i was part of such accident in one of our school large trips (the so called year trip that lasts 3 days) there are 3 beds like that in the room. one of them is without mats and backboards. instead the boards are standing in the staircase outside and there are 2 mats on the floor. without thinking much we put them into the bed and go to sleep. the bed feels a bit unstable but not something critical (used to such things from other trips) we are in bed and lights are off but are not sleeping yet. we talk about all kinds of nonsense and hear the teachers outside tell students to go to bed and to switch off lights i feel as if the bed is moving slowly away from the wall. then cracking is heard. the bed gives way and crashes into the other one i landed on the bottom part of the second bed. i got scratched on the arm and hit from the wall. the one i landed on got hit by me but not too severely (i landed on his feet). the one on the bottom of our bed had a landing on his bag of clothes. all in all there was more fun than blood and we all went to sleep happy (us two on the floor) conclusion : if you want to enhance your trip experience - be the tom boy ! it just doubles the fun ! (proven lots of times)

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Notbob (author)2008-12-06

Most of me and my siblings beds as a young children were bunk beds, and we never had problems with falling out of them... Maybe your only in real danger if your the kind of person that ends to be accident prone.....

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Big Bwana (author)2008-06-06

And I though only Peeople on the bottom bunk suffered from accidents..........

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Lithium Rain (author)2008-06-04

I have to work here.

No matter what it takes.

You get to nap there if you want/need to. You guys even share them with visitors.

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Kiteman (author)Lithium Rain2008-06-05

Not at the same time, though!

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rachel (author)Kiteman2008-06-05

No, no, at 3PM everyday we all curl up together in a pile and sleep for an hour, our eyelids fluttering with chaste dreams. Visitors are welcome to join!

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Patrik (author)rachel2008-06-05

I can see it now - one huge bunk bed, padded with vibrating pillows, fake fur, and silicone breasts... :-D

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fungus amungus (author)Patrik2008-06-05

Oh, you must've stopped by while I was out!

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Lithium Rain (author)Kiteman2008-06-05

AH! I should hope not! I didn't realize that's how it could read, lol.

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Goodhart (author)Lithium Rain2008-06-05

leave it to someone going through midlife crisis to come up with that one.....oh, hi Kiteman *waves* :-)

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