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Caption competition... Answered

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No prizes, just for fun, what would your caption be for this image from the BBC Science website?

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Current leader:

"Lindt decided that their gold easter bunny had become dated, decide to combine easter and Halloween instead".

...from a very disturbed mind.

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New leader:

"Trinny and Susannah harass Akhenaten on their new series ' What Not To Worship'."

(I think there's more than a wire loose in that brain)

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pappyld04 (author)2008-10-28

Milk..... It does a body good!!! I'm too sexy for my shirt, Too sexy for my... Hey little girls, want some candy?

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Billy Goat (author)2008-10-23

John McCain works the crowd on the campaign trail.

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xACIDITYx (author)Billy Goat2008-10-23

Barack Obama works the crows on the campaign trail...
I'm going to hell aren't I?

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xACIDITYx (author)2008-10-23

...cigarettes must have been more common than I thought...

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Goodhart (author)2008-03-23

Harold, I believe you took the diet a little TOO far this time....

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Goodhart (author)Goodhart2008-03-23

Oooo, the perfect man for us, one that doesn't argue back !

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Goodhart (author)Goodhart2008-03-23

They said a mud bath would make me look YOUNGER, they lied !

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Goodhart (author)Goodhart2008-03-24

I TOLD you that you would not survive being "BRONZED"!

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Goodhart (author)Goodhart2008-03-28

...and he just went up in flames after that....

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Goodhart (author)Goodhart2008-03-28
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Goodhart (author)Goodhart2008-03-28

And I would like to thank everyone at "Diet-rite" for helping me with my weight loss program.

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Goodhart (author)Goodhart2008-10-03
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Labot2001 (author)2008-03-25

"Are you my virgins??" LOL, Achmed reference ;]

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Goodhart (author)Labot20012008-10-03

Oh rats, and I was thinking of posting an Achmed video..you beat me to the joke by....about half a year LOL

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CameronSS (author)Labot20012008-03-25

"A.....C..............Phlegm......" Hee hee!

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Unit042 (author)CameronSS2008-07-19
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ivan.veretelnyk (author)2008-09-30

Doctor, doctor, please kiss me (joke)

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Plasmana (author)2008-09-30
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puffyfluff (author)2008-09-28

"I will NEVER go to that barber again..."

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StyleCore (author)2008-06-25

Lady 1: Oh my what a sexy mummy
Lady 2: Omg like hes like hot
Mummy IM A LADY ******* ******** ******* CHICKEN**** ** YOU **************************************** rowboat*****************ers

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Chicken2209 (author)StyleCore2008-09-27

Chicken****? since when is my name censored?

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Kiteman (author)Chicken22092008-09-27

You've heard of "position 69"? Well that number is 2140 stages more rude.

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Chicken2209 (author)Kiteman2008-09-27

good thing I didn't go for 3209 that would be totally offensive

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Kiteman (author)Chicken22092008-09-27

And also only legal in the remotest parts of Louisiana...

If you're from Louisiana, that was a joke. Probably.

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Chicken2209 (author)Kiteman2008-09-27

That is one movie I would not go see......

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Trinny and Susannah harass Akhenaten on their new series ' What Not To Worship'.

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"Models marry 3000 year old Russian billionaire for his dashing good looks."

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The Jamalam (author)Sunbanks2008-09-27

and u can no haz 2thpaizt

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bumpus (author)2008-08-01

"See Merideth, Malcom only wanted a rejuvinating arm and shoulder wrap" "Awh, look, He's smiling.."

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bumpus (author)2008-08-01

"So I says to Eddie Plein, 'My grillz are au natural"

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bumpus (author)bumpus2008-08-01


look up Eddie Plein, so you get the gist of that joke :D

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bumpus (author)2008-08-01

"If you want a toned sexy core, look no further than Bo-Flex"

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gmjhowe (author)2008-08-01

'do you like my new guchi leather handbag?'

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reedz (author)2008-06-25

"Now show us where he touched you on the doll."

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The Jamalam (author)2008-06-21

omg! jim fell asleep in the tanning booth again :O

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The Jamalam (author)2008-06-21

here's jonnythewierdcorpseman!

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The Jamalam (author)2008-06-21

it looks like his coma's gone into a worse state - this hasn't happened to him since 1456

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codeprang (author)2008-06-17

I'm pleased with the tummy tuck, the liposuction, the nose job, the teeth reconstruction, the botox and the eyebrow lift, but what did you do to my hair!?

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iman (author)2008-03-24

the 1983 blonde hide and seek champion.

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Lithium Rain (author)iman2008-04-05
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Trebawa (author)2008-03-31

Right this way, Grandpa; it's time for your yearly bath.

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TeacherOfTheWays (author)2008-03-25

"I knew that tanning bed was a bad idea..."

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*chuckle* Fell asleep on the tanning bed again Fergison ?

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Patrik (author)2008-03-26

George liked dating younger women...

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Gunk on Floor (author)2008-03-25

"Set it, and forget it!!!"

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chooseausername (author)2008-03-25

"Brush your teeth kids !"

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