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Chuck Norris: Clown or Cool? Answered

I grew up watching Braddock but Walker is a ............ CLOWN!  Furthermore, Braddock would kick that Texas Ranger down the road!

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Plo Koon (author)2013-11-04

chuck norris is the one of the most manly people to ever live.

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Cyclone1764 (author)2012-06-19

If Chuck is a clown then what does that make us . . .

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onrust (author)Cyclone17642012-06-26

not movie/tv stars with people goofing on us........ thank god

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CatTrampoline (author)onrust2012-02-21

I LOVE the tag on the dented car. I am so totally going to do that when a crazed Dallas driver finally smashes into me.

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onrust (author)CatTrampoline2012-06-26

dont get me started on dallas drivers.....ive almost been killed in dallas

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CatTrampoline (author)onrust2012-06-26

Dallas and Houston drivers are both insane. When we moved to Texas my son and I were laughing at all those "Drive Friendly" signs on the highway. We interpreted it to mean that friendly driving is when they only run you off the road instead of shooting you while running you off the road.

I have encountered courteous drivers in some of the more rural parts of the state. I think big cities in general make people crazy.

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onrust (author)CatTrampoline2012-06-27

I hesitate to tell you I cycled from San Antonio to Texarkana, staying in Dallas a while. Dallas has beautiful highways and crappy, inconsiderate, and plain dangerous drivers. Not to mention there are NO BIKE LANES. BUT, you are absolutely correct about the rural drivers and generally all Texans :) .........Dallas traffic (and city planning) just stinks..... but my lord is the food good!

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blkhawk (author)2012-06-26

I heard that Chuck Norris knows about this posting!

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onrust (author)blkhawk2012-06-27

lol.......Not scared.....BRING IT Chuckles! I'm a one man gang :)

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themoose64 (author)2012-06-21

He's creepy, weird, and people like chuck Norris way to much. All the chuck norris jokes aren't funny anyway.

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onrust (author)themoose642012-06-26

i agree. creepy is very fitting but the jokes....... C'mon, he is too easy to make fun of :)

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CatTrampoline (author)2012-02-21

Like Jackie Chan, he’s both. My impression of Chuck Norris is that he is serious about what he does and about setting a good example for young people, but doesn’t take himself too seriously. He seems intent on doing the best job possible on whatever task he sets for himself but he also has frequently poked fun at himself and martial-arts movies in his TV show. The attitude I get is, “The movies and TV show are kind of silly, but I will use them to showcase serious issues and encourage young people to make good choices”. He seems like a decent guy who can also kick a**.

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Squaggadoodle (author)2012-02-21
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monsterlego (author)2011-11-13

But he always gets his Pokemon right.

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onrust (author)monsterlego2011-11-14

there was too many to choose from

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onrust (author)onrust2011-11-14
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onrust (author)monsterlego2011-11-14

some of these crack me up

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Kiteman (author)2011-11-13

Neither, just an ageing action meme.

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onrust (author)Kiteman2011-11-14

True. Too bad he can't get royalties off of the jokes.

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