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Earworm Dumping Ground Answered

For those not familiar with the term, an earworm is a song that gets stuck in your head and refuses to leave, eventually driving you crazier than a Cthulhu cultist with an itch that's just out of reach. Sometimes it will be a song you actually like (or liked), but usually it's the other kind.
A well-known fact about earworms is that the best way to get rid of them is to infect someone else instead. For this purpose, I introduce the Earworm Dumping Ground. Leave your earworms here, and if you're lucky some poor schmuck will stumble across them by accident and take them off your hands.

Warning: Earworms are extremely contagious. Sometimes just thinking of the title of the song is enough to produce unwanted results. It's kind of like The Game that way. (You just lost The Game, BTW.) Do not read any posts under this topic unless you are willing to take the risk of infection. You have been warned. BWAHhahahaha!!

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lemonie (author)2010-04-22
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kelseymh (author)2010-04-21

Spiderman, Spiderman
Friendly neighborhood Spiderman!
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves, just like flies!
Look out!
Here comes the Spiderman.

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DJ Radio (author)kelseymh2010-04-22

spiderpig, spiderpig

And I can't really remember what comes after that.

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kelseymh (author)DJ Radio2010-04-22

Just follow Nacho's link, which he posted 13-1/2 hours ago.

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Lithium Rain (author)kelseymh2010-04-22

Oh, you are evil.

/infected

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I love that song. I'll take it off your hands gladly. Can I interest you in a catchy little number about protein and carbohydrates?

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NachoMahma (author)2010-04-21

.  "Call J. G. Wentworth. 8-7-7-CASH-NOW!" Aaaaaiiiiiieeeeeee! I've been re-infected!!

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Ouch. Posting links like this is cruel and unusual punishment. You totally rock.

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RavingMadStudios (author)2010-04-21

Macarthur Park - Richard Harris
Wildfire - Michael Martin Murphy
Push th' Little Daisies - Ween
I Want It That Way - Backstreet Boys
Mmm Bop - Hansen
Popcorn - Hot Butter


And the one that I will never, ever be rid of because no one besides me remembers it:
Everybody's Body - Mulligan Stew
Mulligan Stew was a fake band in an educational TV show from the 70's. They were ever so hip (read: terminally lame even by 1970's 4th-grader standards. Think The Partridge Family, only not so dark and edgy). The song is about the importance of eating a balanced diet. Please kill me now.

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Tik Tok - Kesha, it's like having sewage slosh from one side of your brain to the other, ad infinitum.

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I don't know that one, but I'm gonna go find it. Sounds marvelous.

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Just helping to make the world a worse place ;-)

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