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Flame-Throwing Wheelchair Answered

With 15-foot flames and a top speed of 20 mph, this is a pretty serious piece of mobility assistance. OK, sure, it's a ridiculous device, but look at the flames!

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Goodhart (author)2010-03-18

Piece of advice.....don't be shooting flames while going 20 mph    LOL   One might just singe off the hair on one's face (or worse).   Thankfully it doesn't go faster,  one could really become their own "hot topic of conversation" otherwise. 

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willn2010 (author)2010-02-22

That's why I call him crippie boy

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caitlinsdad (author)2008-05-29

In South Africa you prevent car-jackings with flamethrower equipped BMWs. If you live in LA or New York City, they might jack your wheelchair. If you look at the back, it has TETRANTR8 vanity plates.

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xACIDITYx (author)caitlinsdad2008-05-29

When I can drive, a flamethrowin' beamer is definitely the way to go!

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skunkbait (author)xACIDITYx2008-05-29

I've had a couple of vehicles that shot flames, (but not on purpose).

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xACIDITYx (author)skunkbait2008-06-14
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skunkbait (author)xACIDITYx2008-06-14

I thought you were serious. I nearly installed a propane flame system on one of my old Landcruisers during a period of civil unrest (3rd world politics). Back in the U.S., my old Ford truck shot flames out the exhaust {it was severely retarded}, catching a field on fire and nearly burning down a barn full of vintage Mustangs.

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Wow, I'm old, I remember when that hit the net in '98.

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CameronSS (author)caitlinsdad2008-05-29

Too many letters. Maybe TTRNTR8?

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n8man (author)2008-05-29

A new way that handicapped people defend themselves.

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xACIDITYx (author)n8man2008-05-30

Bullys: HAha, you're handicrapped! Yeah! Handicapable person: FLAME ON!

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n8man (author)xACIDITYx2008-06-14
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pindalanderz (author)2008-06-02

what do you use to fuel the flames? You could stick some nitrous in the tank and pop her into reverse.... that would be fun make sure you swivel the seat first so you can see. or you could just mount a plow on the back. Either way, it would be awesome.

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thefonz101 (author)2008-06-01

make all the mormal people suffer for their mobility! Yes, yes, BURN IN HELL, NORMAL PEOPLE!!!!!

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Tomcat94 (author)2008-06-01

Two words. HOLY. FRICKIN'. CRAP!!!! lol

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Lftndbt (author)2008-05-30

No more teenagers toilet papering the house on friday nights...

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Aine Turrean (author)2008-05-30

Showing my geekdom stripes here, but: "What Gotham gave Oracle for Christmas, one year." Or so I'd certainly Hope.

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Doveman (author)2008-05-29

Imal like break a leg just so I can get my mom to buy this thing. Watch out, school bullies, here I come!

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Keith-Kid (author)2008-05-29

Ga..Ga.......I....I.....I'ts....

TOO MUCH AWESOME!!!

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xACIDITYx (author)2008-05-29
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whatsisface (author)2008-05-29