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Great Scott!! HEDGEHOGS CAN BE USED AS WEAPONS!! Answered

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Woohoo! I'm in possession of a weapon that I can slip past security!

A man in New Zealand chucked a hedgehog at some punk and got arrested for assault with a weapon. Quote: "It hit the victim in the leg, causing a large, red welt and several puncture marks," said Senior Sgt Bruce Jenkins, in the North Island town of Whakatane. If convicted, he could face up to 5 years in jail.

Read full story here:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7334233.stm

Bite me hippy anti weapon freaks!

'cuz irritate me and I'll throw this adorable spiky creature at you!!


yeah, that's my pet African Dwarf Hedgehog Sir Danny "Spiky" Norman Shanksalot

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Goodhart (author)2008-05-07

Somehow the story sounds like a Monty Python skit :-)

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KentsOkay (author)Goodhart2008-05-09

Yes indeed... John Cleese would be the thrower...

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killerjackalope (author)2008-05-06

I already knew that, granted the one I threw was taxidermied and I was 10 at the time, I got pissed at my teacher who had already caused me to throw chairs and have a class evacuated... Not that I remember but so I'm told, it hit his head and put him off for a week...

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Day-um dude... if you live to 25 write a story of your life, entitle it "Diaries of a Psycho" and you'll make millions.

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Ok will do, I do keep meaning to write down much of my exploits and experiences, they're wierd and I would do it just so I have a hard copy in case I bang my head...

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Sunbanks (author)killerjackalope2008-05-07

DO IT!!!! It waould be a very uh..... interesting book.

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Sunbanks (author)killerjackalope2008-05-07

And you can write about crashing through linux's fence. And getting shampoo in your coffee.

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killerjackalope (author)Sunbanks2008-05-07

Indeed I can... Ah happy times...

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killerjackalope (author)Sunbanks2008-05-07

Ask around, lots of people here can tell you the stories to be added...

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caused me to throw chairs and have a class evacuated...

backs away slowly.
care to tell the entire story?

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bumpus (author)2008-05-06

awesome!!! where did you happen upon a lil hedgehog? and you should make an instructabe on taking care of them*

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KentsOkay (author)bumpus2008-05-06

Got him at a pet store, there not to difficult to care for...

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