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What do you do when you've got time to kill?

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PKM (author)2009-04-15

I ask knoxarama to do it for me with a molecule of Caesar's last breath and a single fly's hair.

Or read Instructables :)

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Lithium Rain (author)PKM2009-04-21

And he says: "Well just assume Caesar had Malaria and infect the person with it, then cut them open and insert the fly's hair into them and they'll bleed out and since you're using both items it doesn't matter what else you use because technically it's the fly's hair that does him in, never mind the fact that he's bleeding out." :D

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Sunbanks (author)Lithium Rain2009-04-22

XD That made me laugh out loud.

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Spl1nt3rC3ll (author)2009-04-22
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lemonie (author)2009-04-21

I suppose if you beat time for long enough you'd end up killing it?

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yourcat (author)2009-04-21

Walk around in circles and design something. (I think better when I'm walking.)

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n8man (author)2009-04-20

Personally, I make it go faster than the speed of light and watch space start warping.
No kelseymh, I do not care about the scientific validity of that statement, yes I am sure.

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kelseymh (author)n8man2009-04-20

:-) I presume you saw my own comment on the subject. Yours is equally valid ;->

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killerjackalope (author)kelseymh2009-04-21

But if he's moving at the speed of light wouldn't time not be moving for him?

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Doctor What (author)2009-04-20

I usually pass the time by killing small dogs, or big dogs, depending on the current selection. Preferred method: toothpicks. It can be quite the challenge.

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KentsOkay (author)2009-04-15
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KentsOkay (author)Keith-Kid2009-04-15

Of course, that is the way the universe works, I beat you to it :P

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kelseymh (author)2009-04-15

By turning it into space, usually with a Schwarzchild black hole.

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Kiteman (author)2009-04-14

Spare time? What's that?

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Kiteman (author)Kiteman2009-04-14

Check this topic which hasn't shown up in the list.

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peach_fart (author)2009-04-13